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Pretentiousness Poems - Poems about Pretentiousness

Premium Member Manifest Destiny Ukraine
...Gambling with WWIII Let Putin feel the power Of the USA poker face Invite Ukraine to the table Stack the chips up high Welcome their citizens With open arms We already send them weapons We al......

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Categories: pretentiousness, visionary,
Form: Political Verse
Ashen faced Prometheus aghast at inferno gone awry
...Ashen faced Prometheus aghast at inferno gone awry Whether arsonist at fault or confluence of ripe conditions triggering perfect firestorm, the titan of fire beside himself with misery, though......

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Categories: pretentiousness, cry, environment, fire, humorous,
Form: Free verse



Fledges Class
...footsteps as I walk to the podium* Lights dim, where words writhe like serpents in the darkness, I concoct a brew of bitter brutalities. “The cacophonies of criticism, discordant symphonie......

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Categories: pretentiousness, dark,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member pauls pretentiousness
...Paula’s proud pretentiousness was prevalent perceptible, palpable, persnickety, provocatively pathetic and putrid.......

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Categories: pretentiousness, word play,
Form: Alliteration
On the Other Side of 27
...I've made promises to survive before To those I'd never see again To those who couldn't keep it themselves To those who don't know I exist And here I am on the other side of 27 Having known th......

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Categories: pretentiousness, introspection,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Sanctuary
...Beneath a sanctuary of the tree I lift my prayer on bended knee You know......

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Categories: pretentiousness, faith, father daughter,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Frozen In Glass Shoes
...Time stopped. Cynthia, frozen in glass shoes. Time stopped when she’d not accepted his proposal. Prince Nicholas bided his time to think. How could he persuade this lass to wear his ring? ......

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Categories: pretentiousness, princess,
Form: Narrative
Yours Truly a Tried and True Philly Buster I
...Prone to bloviation pure and simple rides on figurative high horse, which doubles up as my Plymouth Duster analogous to General George Armstrong Custer (blowing his i.e. mine little big horn) an......

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Categories: pretentiousness, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pretentiousness At Its Finest
...The most prominent prejudice Of people: they are less than human.......

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Categories: pretentiousness, people, psychological, racism,
Form: Crystalline
Premium Member The Resume
...The Professor settles in and says, “Let’s go around the circle and introduce ourselves” We listen to resume after resume of unbridled accomplishment. Then he points to me. “Hi, I’m Anais, I’m a......

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Categories: pretentiousness, class, community, education, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member He Is Overblown
...he is overblown with his supersized ego I know it sounds trite he’s mastered pretentiousness and here he is now please act natural, cousin don’t give away anything......

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Categories: pretentiousness, character,
Form: Choka
Podcast Lesson Re Learned Today
...Podcast lesson (re)learned today... (May 6,2020) for umpteenth time, no deliberate attempt to rhyme rather to express satisfying reason incalculable absolute value prime mate (me) derived blis......

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Categories: pretentiousness, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
No Inflated Cheekiness For This Logophile
...I comport myself with quiet pridefulness, plus intellectual whimsy aware that "FAKE" pretentiousness, could be mistaken foreign egotistical vitae furthering, feathering and figuratively undermin......

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Categories: pretentiousness, america, change, father, grave,
Form: Free verse
Though a Democrat
...Unblinking reflexive opinions lean indubitably, favorably and certifiably with minimal pandering soliciting uber voodoo yawping woos socially quintessentially obviously markedly ......

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Categories: pretentiousness, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Down To Earth
...Down to earth is all I can be Pretentiousness is very foreign to me Simple's a good word Describes this old turd By my writings, I'm sure you'll agree!!! ......

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Categories: pretentiousness, self,
Form: Limerick

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