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Pms Poems - Poems about Pms

Pms Poems - Examples of all types of poems about pms to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for pms.

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Premium Member WILDFLOWERS
...e sore throat pain is helped with a bit of honey. Eucalyptus oil can help make sinus pain moot. Retaining water and PMS, try some chaste tree fruit. Send out for a book on natural cures. Don't poison yourself with drugs bought in st......Read More
Categories: pms, health,
Form: Couplet



How to survive PMS ,from a male's perspective
...PMS.. 1.IF YOU SUSPECT ITS APPROACH ING THAT TIME OF MONTH, WORK DONE 5.30 MEK SURE YOU AT HOME 5.45.. 2.MAKE SURE YO......Read More
Categories: pms, fun, hilarious, women,
Form: Footle
Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Little Miss Muffett, don't mess with PMS
...When a big hairy spider Came and plopped down beside her As Miss Muffett sat munchin' A light, healthy luncheon, Sh......Read More
Categories: pms, humor, nursery rhyme,
Form: Light Verse
Brexit Sonnet 40 - Country v Party
...Brexit Sonnet No. 40 ‘Country v Party’ So what’s the choice with PMs Brexit things? On one side party stands and makes its claims, On other, country pulls rich encoded strings, Whil......Read More
Categories: pms, political,
Form: Sonnet
Let me be, let me bleed
...was different now, having a few 'bad' days Writhing in pain, gulping tablets in vain As if all this is not enough, PMS too finds it's way! And then the 'hush-hush don't say it out loud' 'Hide' the sanitary napkin from the crowd Wh......Read More
Categories: pms, baby, girl, health, pain,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member A Fun Collaboration with Edward McCall
...fakes!" Despite this troubling revelation, our love will never end (until you suffocate me with my pillow and claim PMS). Princess: "Hey Edward, My dear. You bought the cheap laundry soap. Smell this pillow case!" Of course......Read More
Categories: pms, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: I do not know?
A fun collaboration with Rhoda Tripp
...fakes!!! DISPITE THIS TROUBLING REVELATION OUR LOVE WILL NEVER END(until you suffocate me with my pillow and claim PMS) Princess; Hey Edward, My dear, you bought cheap laundry soap smell this pillow case. OF COURSE YOU'LL HAVE ......Read More
Categories: pms, fun, marriage,
Form: Blank verse
Menstrual Tax
...nequal uneven tax When I can't afford a tampon or pad These are everyday facts This is without the sadness of PMT or PMS Man has no idea of the pain or the bloody stress Why would you tax a woman just for being her? How do you tax a t......Read More
Categories: pms, body, for her, men,
Form: Rhyme
The Season Of The Bitch
... we as a society are drifting further away from what we left behind is this a call or a sign you wear make up to ......Read More
Categories: pms, art,
Form: Free verse
PMS
...sexual desire frustration anger mixed emotions running together like two toned candles and wax......Read More
Categories: pms, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A funny note about Funny
...to set off a small war. Jokes about blondes, Irish and mum’s, Jokes about folks that you knew, Got replaced with: PMS jokes aren’t funny….. Period! or I hate peer pressure, you should too. To be fair these new puns, with double en......Read More
Categories: pms, funny, humor, silly,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member She has GONE
...an I'm very sad because a very dear friend of mine has deleted her account from this site. This women has handed out PMs and Life memberships as though they were candy. She's intelligent, smart, and beautiful, and I'm gutted to know that......Read More
Categories: pms, slam,
Form: Sonnet
PMS
...I need not these whoremoans nor this baby baking box nor does my lover need me flopping like a flounder on the ......Read More
Categories: pms, crazy, relationship,
Form: Light Verse
Degrees
... (not to mention RSSI, an understudy in CTE) The ever dependable SAD. Add the ADD to the PTSD, the monthly dose of PMS and the occasional case of RLS. Not to be forgotten is the Great TBI. Yes! Working on a Doctorate of Life I am......Read More
Categories: pms, body, humor, life, mental
Form: Light Verse
Triggers
...go to sleep and I still woke up. Again, feeling old and walking slow. Same trigger. When I was 37 I took 72 Tylenol PMS but didn’t drink the fifth of Vodka I had bought to make sure I finally ended a miserable life. I was saved by someo......Read More
Categories: pms, depression, suicide,
Form: Cinquain

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