Pms Poems - Poems about Pms

When a big hairy spider Came and plopped down beside her As Miss Muffett sat munchin' A light, healthy luncheon, She screamed, "Sir, naught could be ruder Than an arachnid intruder!", And proceeded to prove the mistake he had made. 'neath a teacup she trapped him, With a teaspoon she tapped him, And then lethally zapped him With a snootfull of Raid. You may ask why'd...

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PMS.. 1.IF YOU SUSPECT ITS APPROACH ING THAT TIME OF MONTH, WORK DONE 5.30 MEK SURE YOU AT HOME 5.45.. 2.MAKE SURE YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR WITH ICE CREAM..OR CHOCOLATE,OR ANYTHING SWEET. 3.TEST WATER BY ASKING HOW WAS YOUR DAY DARLING? WIT A SMILE 4.RUB FEET WITHOUT BEING ASKED..DO IT WITH A SMILE.. 5.SPOON FEED ICE CREAM, BUT...

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sexual desire frustration anger mixed emotions running together like two toned candles and wax...

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I need not these whoremoans nor this baby baking box nor does my lover need me flopping like a flounder on the docks...

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It's not that men are totally blind It's just that we can't see most of the time Focusing mainly on I, me and don't forget mine In our mess of a head it's so hard to find What it is that women really do want With all of the does along with all of the dont's Maybe what we really need...

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Dear Mrs. PMS, I'm so glad that you only visit once a month Because you are truly a Royal Pain in the A** You turn my woman into the Incredible Hulk I Mean Literally Man, when she gets mad I get mad And I really don't like her when she gets mad The tone her...

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A PMS Moment (please. make. sense.) A motionless story sometimes bends me back. I have to start from the beginning and retrack. Why can’t it just be simple and kind? All these negative thoughts, I know they aren’t mine. So I take these pills and I drink this drink. Whatever it does to me… it still doesn’t sink. In--- sink in, please,...

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I may slap you, curse you, smack you Don’t get too serious honey, its monthly fun I am PMS ing and my trauma is true Be my gentleman and Pass My Shotgun I may hate your friends and knock them down Be any handsome man or cute chick Don’t get them here when I am around I am PMS ing, People Make...

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Somebody please help me, I'm in great distress. My wife is having her period and she has PMS. One time she grabbed a television set and hit me in the head. When I came out of my coma, I was amazed that I wasn't dead. She goes on rampages and she screams and shouts. I told her to shut up...

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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that they let their true selves be known....

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Taste these tears Before you say you know... Kiss me softly Before you get up to go... You are unaware That I am drowning Before the flood, Emotionally and physically, Without a drop of blood....

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It’s that time of month again Everyone scrambling and afraid Scattering numerous footsteps Like pouring down summer rain Walking terrified on eggshells Away they do turn Finding a much safer haven From past experience they’ve learned Boarding themselves in their rooms Their doors closed and securely locked Hoping they have enough nourishment Plenty of food and water has been stocked Mom is not her usual self again A...

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The day will come when you are just a distant memory One that I will have to concentrate long & hard to remember... Your face will be a shadow The memory of your touch, kiss, taste, feel, voice, scent will be intangible, impalpable, unable to invoke the intensity with which I still carry you in my thoughts...

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