Pms Poems - Poems about Pms

...Tonight's a full moon And I'll stop and I'll swoon When I see that big ball of white 'Cuz it's that time once again To come out of my den And stir up a frenzy or fight Yes, the moon's nice an......Read the rest...

...When a big hairy spider Came and plopped down beside her As Miss Muffett sat munchin' A light, healthy luncheon, She screamed, "Sir, naught could be ruder Than an arachnid intruder!", And proce......Read the rest...

...I turn 60! Oh My! Keep between you and I. I know you wish me well, No good reason to tell. To your face, plump and round, I refuse to be bound. By your digits, per s......Read the rest...

...lies, lies, lies! there are lies everywhere, creeping through shadows like ghosts! beware! switch on the tele to see them pouring out, news after news there are lies fat and stout! every failure ......Read the rest...

... Planet of Hers Volatile hormones – cause of stress, Enhanced by monthly PMS - Naysayer symptoms it exudes, Unleashing food cravings and moods, Sustai......Read the rest...

...Pissiness during this time of the month Makes everyone disperse because they’re Sick of the person I become......Read the rest...

...There's a lady that I know Everyone calls her Skitzo. She's a CRAZY WOMAN! Such a CRAZY WOMAN! One day sweet,the next day mean. With her there's no in between. She's a CRAZY WOMAN! Such a CRAZ......Read the rest...

...Wildflowers are uncultivated vegetation. In forests and towns growing without cultivation. Like most they are used in home medication. Dandelions are nutritious and can ease pain's vexation. ......Read the rest...

...PMS.. 1.IF YOU SUSPECT ITS APPROACH ING THAT TIME OF MONTH, WORK DONE 5.30 MEK SURE YOU AT HOME 5.45.. 2.MAKE SURE YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR WITH ICE CREAM..OR CHOCOLATE,OR ANYTHING SWEET. 3.TES......Read the rest...

...Brexit Sonnet No. 40 ‘Country v Party’ So what’s the choice with PMs Brexit things? On one side party stands and makes its claims, On other, country pulls rich encoded strings, Whilst othe......Read the rest...

...Drop by drop as my womanhood bleeds White skirt soaked in blood how could I 'stay-free'? 'Whispers' all around me, all about me and classmates with questioning minds I ran as fast as I could, leav......Read the rest...

...My sweetest princess, I would never lie to you (except for when it keeps me out of trouble). "As for my financial state, I am far wealthier than my magazine publishing family "McCalls". (no relati......Read the rest...

...MY SWEETEST PRINCESS I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU(except for when it keeps me out of trouble) AS FOR MY FINANCIAL STATE I AM FAR WEALTHIER THAN MY MAGAZINE PUBLISHING FAMILY "McCALLS" (no relation) ......Read the rest...

...Tax me because I'm a woman Tax me because I bleed Make me pay more tax than men Pay for their unused seed My life is hard enough Without you taxing my menstrual flow A monthly period of blood ......Read the rest...

...we as a society are drifting further away from what we left behind is this a call or a sign you wear make up to cover your inner beauty you pout, scream & moan you drift along like a loose canno......Read the rest...