How To Survive Pms ,From a Male's Perspective

PMS.. 1.IF YOU SUSPECT ITS APPROACH ING THAT TIME OF MONTH, WORK DONE 5.30 MEK SURE YOU AT HOME 5.45.. 2.MAKE SURE YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR WITH ICE CREAM..OR CHOCOLATE,OR ANYTHING SWEET. 3.TEST WATER BY ASKING HOW WAS YOUR DAY DARLING? WIT A SMILE 4.RUB FEET WITHOUT BEING ASKED..DO IT WITH A SMILE.. 5.SPOON FEED ICE CREAM, BUT PREPARE FOR HER TANTRUM.. 6.RUB SHOULDERS 7.PUT PHONE ON SILENT.. 8.REMOVE ALL FLYING OBJECTS FROM HER REACH. .PLATES,KNIVES,PHONES ETC. 9.BEFORE GOING TO BED ,MAKE SURE HER SIDE IS NICE AND COOL AND COMFY.. 10.GENTLEMEN DON'T EVEN MENTION THE WORD SEX..CAN BE DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR HEALTH .MAY HAVE TO SLEEP ON VERANDAH .. DID I MISS ANYTHING..?