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How To Survive Pms ,From a Male's Perspective

PMS..
1.IF YOU SUSPECT ITS APPROACH ING THAT TIME OF MONTH, WORK DONE 5.30  MEK SURE YOU AT HOME 5.45..
2.MAKE SURE YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR WITH ICE CREAM..OR CHOCOLATE,OR ANYTHING SWEET.
3.TEST WATER BY ASKING HOW WAS YOUR DAY DARLING? WIT A SMILE
4.RUB FEET WITHOUT BEING ASKED..DO IT WITH A SMILE..
5.SPOON FEED ICE CREAM, BUT PREPARE FOR HER TANTRUM..
6.RUB SHOULDERS
7.PUT PHONE ON SILENT..
8.REMOVE ALL FLYING OBJECTS FROM HER REACH.
.PLATES,KNIVES,PHONES ETC.
9.BEFORE GOING TO BED ,MAKE SURE HER SIDE IS NICE AND COOL AND COMFY..
10.GENTLEMEN DON'T EVEN MENTION THE WORD SEX..CAN BE DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR HEALTH .MAY HAVE TO SLEEP ON VERANDAH ..

DID I MISS ANYTHING..?

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Jan Allison December 27, 2020 at 2:35 PM very witty i think all men should read this:-) hugs Jan xx

Lyric Man July 13, 2018 at 7:13 AM Is it wrong for me to think this list is true, helpful, and hilarious.. Paul? :)