Dear Mrs Pms
Dear Mrs. PMS,
I'm so glad that you only visit once a month
Because you are truly a Royal Pain in the A**
You turn my woman into the Incredible Hulk
I Mean Literally
Man, when she gets mad I get mad
And I really don't like her when she gets mad
The tone her of voice change
Her pretty smiles
Turns into frowns
And let's not talk about sex
Baby......
Because there's no
If, ands, buts, or maybes
I mean even spooning when you're around
Might be kinda crazy
You remind me of that Michael Jackson
Song 'You Just Wanna Be Starting Something'
And as long as you're around
I won't be getting nothing
But treated cold as ice
And I better not say one word
Because she packs a powerful punch
Like Kimbo Slice
Before your a** showed up she was nice
And NOW
She like the man of the relationship
And I'm her Bi***
I'll be glad when you leave Mrs PMS
You Nasty son of a B****!
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