Pekinese Poems

If I inherited Millions

...I will build an art center for those who like to play
Hope to have it finished by next April or May
Will invite youth and others who are merry and gay.
Will throw out contenders who are bullies li...

A Stray Pekinese

...In Toronto roamed a stray Pekinese
Who learned how to talk from a couple of geese
Now at home in the Bronx
he never barks, just honks
as his owner begs for a little peace

2/27/23...

Kingdom of Frozen Wet Feet-

...I hear the cracklings, combat boots walking
Much I marveled the smelly cocker spaniel
On the leash wearing a sweater I am walking
There’s a hole in the tongue and sole
Of the boots...

The Hollywood Realtor

...She keeps a loaded *****
in her shoulder bag.
She once found an unused finger
and has been thrusting it
at hapless men ever since.

She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace.
She sells space to celebritie...

The Spoiled Maltese

...a privileged, coddled maltese

is so spoiled her demands never cease

eating only fresh fish

from a fine china dish

her sole friend is a smug pekinese

1/1/22...

In the Cat's House-Meow

...Once upon a midnight silent
In the Cat's house
Meow
Rabbiting
the thought of the cats
So distracting
'Cats!' said I, 'thing of chat.'
Huh? Waz tat
Rats
My passion is the Pekinese coc...

She Wins

...She keeps a loaded barb
in her pocket book.
She once found an unused finger,
and has been thrusting it
at hapless men ever since.

She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace.
She sells space to cel...

A Poop Poem Or a Poem About Poop

...Peter’s pesky Pekinese Pepe
produced puddles of pee
proceeded by piles of pernicious pongy poop
Pauline's plimsolls got plastered!

PLEASE use plastic pooper pouches Peter
Pick up y...

Queen of the Motorhome Park

...V1

Connie was a looker, forty years ago.
Connie's still a looker, she looks like cookie dough.
You'll often find sweet Connie, talking to a mirror
Sayin, "Mirror mirror on the wall, please shri...

An Eye For An Eye For An Eye

...there are some parts of your personality
you must never look at
or Aristotle's logic will pay you a visit
for a 15th century anatomy lesson
an eye for an eye a throat for a throat
gargoyle armie...

Sunday Afternoon

...Sunday Afternoon

Never a more beautiful day,
Marvel upon marvel of
The grace upon grace
Which God sends.

Pieces of heaven,
I know he has prepared.
A symphony of birds,
Basses to l...

Horn Hilarity Hiaku Tree

...Horn Hilarity Hiaku Tree

If away all my
Time I have spent where in world
Has all of it went?

If I did dipsey
Doodle would I do it with
Pekinese or Poodle?

If Southern was way
I had been...

Pet-Sit Panics

..."Pet Sit"

When one is involved in  “Pet-Sit Panic,”
And all goes wrong you become quite frantic.
  Bull dog mated Pekinese,
  The union contacted fleas.
Simple mistakes, but  problems gigantic...

Contempt of Court

...Lawyers supply inept legalese.
One while defending my Pekinese,
went into a stupor,
made one fatal blooper.
Stripped in front of the judge ridding fleas.
 
© Aug 23 2010 For Carolyn’s “Lawyer” ...

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