Pekinese Poems - Poems about Pekinese

...In Toronto roamed a stray Pekinese Who learned how to talk from a couple of geese Now at home in the Bronx he never barks, just honks as his owner begs for a little peace 2/27/23......Read the rest...

...I hear the cracklings, combat boots walking Much I marveled the smelly cocker spaniel On the leash wearing a sweater I am walking There’s a hole in the tongue and sole Of the boots......Read the rest...

...She keeps a loaded ***** in her shoulder bag. She once found an unused finger and has been thrusting it at hapless men ever since. She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace. She sells space to celebritie......Read the rest...

...a privileged, coddled maltese is so spoiled her demands never cease eating only fresh fish from a fine china dish her sole friend is a smug pekinese 1/1/22......Read the rest...

...Once upon a midnight silent In the Cat's house Meow Rabbiting the thought of the cats So distracting 'Cats!' said I, 'thing of chat.' Huh? Waz tat Rats My passion is the Pekinese coc......Read the rest...

...She keeps a loaded barb in her pocket book. She once found an unused finger, and has been thrusting it at hapless men ever since. She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace. She sells space to cel......Read the rest...

...Peter’s pesky Pekinese Pepe produced puddles of pee proceeded by piles of pernicious pongy poop Pauline's plimsolls got plastered! PLEASE use plastic pooper pouches Peter Pick up y......Read the rest...

...V1 Connie was a looker, forty years ago. Connie's still a looker, she looks like cookie dough. You'll often find sweet Connie, talking to a mirror Sayin, "Mirror mirror on the wall, please shri......Read the rest...

...there are some parts of your personality you must never look at or Aristotle's logic will pay you a visit for a 15th century anatomy lesson an eye for an eye a throat for a throat gargoyle armie......Read the rest...

...Sunday Afternoon Never a more beautiful day, Marvel upon marvel of The grace upon grace Which God sends. Pieces of heaven, I know he has prepared. A symphony of birds, Basses to l......Read the rest...

...Horn Hilarity Hiaku Tree If away all my Time I have spent where in world Has all of it went? If I did dipsey Doodle would I do it with Pekinese or Poodle? If Southern was way I had been......Read the rest...

..."Pet Sit" When one is involved in “Pet-Sit Panic,” And all goes wrong you become quite frantic. Bull dog mated Pekinese, The union contacted fleas. Simple mistakes, but problems gigantic......Read the rest...

...Lawyers supply inept legalese. One while defending my Pekinese, went into a stupor, made one fatal blooper. Stripped in front of the judge ridding fleas. © Aug 23 2010 For Carolyn’s “Lawyer” ......Read the rest...