Long Pekinese Poems

there are some parts of your personality
you must never look at
or Aristotle's logic will pay you a visit
for a 15th century anatomy lesson
an eye for an eye a throat for a throat
gargoyle armies hovering overhead
tongue...

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Connie was a looker, forty years ago.
Connie's still a looker, she looks like cookie dough.
You'll often find sweet Connie, talking to a mirror
Sayin, "Mirror mirror on the wall, please shrink my saggy rear!"

Chorus:  

Connie,...

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I will build an art center for those who like to play
Hope to have it finished by next April or May
Will invite youth and others who are merry and gay.
Will throw out contenders who are...

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Horn Hilarity Hiaku Tree

If away all my
Time I have spent where in world
Has all of it went?

If I did dipsey
Doodle would I do it with
Pekinese or Poodle?

If Southern was way
I had been talking will I
Be...

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She keeps a loaded barb
in her pocket book.
She once found an unused finger,
and has been thrusting it
at hapless men ever since.

She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace.
She sells space to celebrities
and their attorneys.
She harangues the cosmetologist
at...

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She keeps a loaded dildo
in her shoulder bag.
She once found an unused finger
and has been thrusting it
at hapless men ever since.

She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace.
She sells space to celebrities
and their attorneys.
She harangues her cosmetologists
probing...

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"Pet Sit"

When one is involved in  “Pet-Sit Panic,”
And all goes wrong you become quite frantic.
  Bull dog mated Pekinese,
  The union contacted fleas.
Simple mistakes, but  problems gigantic.

Just no way to hid...

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I hear the cracklings, combat boots walking
Much I marveled the smelly cocker spaniel
On the leash wearing a sweater I am walking
There’s a hole in the tongue and sole
Of the boots I’m wearing
Deep into that darkness...

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