Long Pekinese Poems
Long Pekinese Poems. Below are the most popular long Pekinese by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Pekinese poems by poem length and keyword.
An Eye For An Eye For An Eye
there are some parts of your personality
you must never look at
or Aristotle's logic will pay you a visit
for a 15th century anatomy lesson
an eye for an eye a throat for a throat
gargoyle armies hovering overhead
tongue...
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Categories:
pekinese, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Queen of the Motorhome Park
V1
Connie was a looker, forty years ago.
Connie's still a looker, she looks like cookie dough.
You'll often find sweet Connie, talking to a mirror
Sayin, "Mirror mirror on the wall, please shrink my saggy rear!"
Chorus:
Connie,...
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Categories:
pekinese, age, humor, song,
Form:
Lyric
If I inherited Millions
I will build an art center for those who like to play
Hope to have it finished by next April or May
Will invite youth and others who are merry and gay.
Will throw out contenders who are...
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Categories:
pekinese, money,
Form:
Rhyme
Horn Hilarity Hiaku Tree
Horn Hilarity Hiaku Tree
If away all my
Time I have spent where in world
Has all of it went?
If I did dipsey
Doodle would I do it with
Pekinese or Poodle?
If Southern was way
I had been talking will I
Be...
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Categories:
pekinese, humorous,
Form:
I do not know?
She Wins
She keeps a loaded barb
in her pocket book.
She once found an unused finger,
and has been thrusting it
at hapless men ever since.
She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace.
She sells space to celebrities
and their attorneys.
She harangues the cosmetologist
at...
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Categories:
pekinese, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
The Hollywood Realtor
She keeps a loaded dildo
in her shoulder bag.
She once found an unused finger
and has been thrusting it
at hapless men ever since.
She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace.
She sells space to celebrities
and their attorneys.
She harangues her cosmetologists
probing...
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Categories:
pekinese, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Pet-Sit Panics
"Pet Sit"
When one is involved in “Pet-Sit Panic,”
And all goes wrong you become quite frantic.
Bull dog mated Pekinese,
The union contacted fleas.
Simple mistakes, but problems gigantic.
Just no way to hid...
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Categories:
pekinese, funnydog, dog,
Form:
Limerick
Kingdom of Frozen Wet Feet-
I hear the cracklings, combat boots walking
Much I marveled the smelly cocker spaniel
On the leash wearing a sweater I am walking
There’s a hole in the tongue and sole
Of the boots I’m wearing
Deep into that darkness...
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Categories:
pekinese, adventure, analogy, anxiety, community,
Form:
Free verse