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A Poop Poem Or a Poem About Poop

Peter’s pesky Pekinese Pepe
produced puddles of pee
proceeded by piles of pernicious pongy poop
Pauline's plimsolls got plastered!

PLEASE use plastic pooper pouches Peter
Pick up your pestilent pets' pooh!

Fiction poem - but my 'pet hate' is folks who don't clean up after their pooch and for now Pauline's plimsoll's are poop free!

2/16/19

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2019

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Maurice Rigoler Date: 2/19/2019 10:34:00 PM Even in our local park pet owners do not use the poop bags available there! I don't mind small dog droppings, it's the near pony-size dogs that leave cow-size patties that annoy me most and require a backhoe to scoop them up! Disgusting. / M Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/20/2019 3:45:00 AM lol Maurice I loved your description of the various piles of doggy excrement. I also hate to see poop bag hanging in trees its a bizarre thing indeed when there are bins available. it inspired this poem a few year's back www.poetrysoup.com/poem/strange_fruit_871379

P.S. Awtry Date: 2/19/2019 12:51:00 AM This is the 2nd time I've visited this poem... I just noticed the alliteration... --a combination of your genius and my thickness. Very well done (or dare I say dooed?) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/19/2019 7:33:00 AM Thanks for dropping by to read PS:-) I love using alliteration in my poetry and the P words just flowed lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 2/18/2019 3:48:00 PM Perspicacious, peripatetic, prestidigitating penning---whatever all that persnickety-ness means! ! :) gw Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/19/2019 7:23:00 AM thanks GW lol I love your comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner Date: 2/16/2019 10:20:00 PM THIS should be the sign at the dog park (maybe you can get a side job writing funny signs?) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/19/2019 7:22:00 AM lol Michelle some consider a lot of my poetry is poop I wonder if anyone would take notice of the signs!:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 2/16/2019 9:04:00 AM another great poem. made me smile Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/18/2019 4:24:00 PM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger Date: 2/16/2019 8:52:00 AM "Pauline's plimsolls got plastered." You know I have no idea what a plimsoll is, but now I am dying to know. Sweet poem, Jan, pretty plain perturbing problem. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/18/2019 4:23:00 PM They are school gym shoes we call them plimsoll maybe you call them pumps:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 2/16/2019 8:51:00 AM Lol! A huge pet peeve with me ;) xomo! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/17/2019 11:45:00 AM I think it is with many folk Mo:-( hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 2/16/2019 8:23:00 AM :) Save those shoes and get that dog housebroken, Jan! Hope Peter's pesky Pepe learns to live among people without perpetrating poop problems. Enjoyed the alliteration! Nice work. Hugs, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/16/2019 8:31:00 AM thanks for the alliterative reply! Just going for a walk and hope not to encounter pesky poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx