Jan Allison Poet Alliteration

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A Poop Poem Or a Poem About Poop

Peter’s pesky Pekinese Pepe
produced puddles of pee
proceeded by piles of pernicious pongy poop
Pauline's plimsolls got plastered!

PLEASE use plastic pooper pouches Peter
Pick up your pestilent pets' pooh!

Fiction poem - but my 'pet hate' is folks who don't clean up after their pooch and for now Pauline's plimsoll's are poop free!

2/16/19

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Maurice Rigoler February 19, 2019 at 10:34 PM Even in our local park pet owners do not use the poop bags available there! I don't mind small dog droppings, it's the near pony-size dogs that leave cow-size patties that annoy me most and require a backhoe to scoop them up! Disgusting. / M Jan Allison February 20, 2019 at 3:45 AM lol Maurice I loved your description of the various piles of doggy excrement. I also hate to see poop bag hanging in trees its a bizarre thing indeed when there are bins available. it inspired this poem a few year's back www.poetrysoup.com/poem/strange_fruit_871379

P.S. Awtry February 19, 2019 at 12:51 AM This is the 2nd time I've visited this poem... I just noticed the alliteration... --a combination of your genius and my thickness. Very well done (or dare I say dooed?) Jan Allison February 19, 2019 at 7:33 AM Thanks for dropping by to read PS:-) I love using alliteration in my poetry and the P words just flowed lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf February 18, 2019 at 3:48 PM Perspicacious, peripatetic, prestidigitating penning---whatever all that persnickety-ness means! ! :) gw Jan Allison February 19, 2019 at 7:23 AM thanks GW lol I love your comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner February 16, 2019 at 10:20 PM THIS should be the sign at the dog park (maybe you can get a side job writing funny signs?) Jan Allison February 19, 2019 at 7:22 AM lol Michelle some consider a lot of my poetry is poop I wonder if anyone would take notice of the signs!:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper February 16, 2019 at 9:04 AM another great poem. made me smile Jan Allison February 18, 2019 at 4:24 PM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger February 16, 2019 at 8:52 AM "Pauline's plimsolls got plastered." You know I have no idea what a plimsoll is, but now I am dying to know. Sweet poem, Jan, pretty plain perturbing problem. Jan Allison February 18, 2019 at 4:23 PM They are school gym shoes we call them plimsoll maybe you call them pumps:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 16, 2019 at 8:51 AM Lol! A huge pet peeve with me ;) xomo! Jan Allison February 17, 2019 at 11:45 AM I think it is with many folk Mo:-( hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire February 16, 2019 at 8:23 AM :) Save those shoes and get that dog housebroken, Jan! Hope Peter's pesky Pepe learns to live among people without perpetrating poop problems. Enjoyed the alliteration! Nice work. Hugs, Carolyn Jan Allison February 16, 2019 at 8:31 AM thanks for the alliterative reply! Just going for a walk and hope not to encounter pesky poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx