The Hollywood Realtor

She keeps a loaded ***** in her shoulder bag. She once found an unused finger and has been thrusting it at hapless men ever since. She loves TMZ and Nancy Grace. She sells space to celebrities and their attorneys. She harangues her cosmetologists probing for their facial weaknesses. She carries a Pekinese with diamonds. She is a mother of cloud-children that live on the outskirts of her other interests. She diets on crustaceans and couscous. Her soft parts are pummeled into snapping turtles. While I was away, her hard buttocks came to visit. they left a card that said: Your home has been remodeled to suit a better class of person. You need to downsize immediately, contact my office for further instructions. I approached the authorities - they just shrugged.