Contempt of Court

Lawyers supply inept legalese.
One while defending my Pekinese,
went into a stupor,
made one fatal blooper.
Stripped in front of the judge ridding fleas.
 
© Aug 23 2010 For Carolyn’s “Lawyer” contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Haick Avatar
August 30, 2010 at 7:01 PM
Congratulations on your win, Charles! I've enjoyed reading all the Limericks tonight! Thanks for the laughter! Peace, Audrey
Fraser Avatar
August 30, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Haha, got a real itching laugh out of this one Charles. Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's fine contest >> James
Brown Avatar
August 30, 2010 at 5:50 AM
Congratulations Charles on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Lawyer Limericks". Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
August 30, 2010 at 5:15 AM
Congratulations for this win in Carolyn's Lawyers Limerick, Charles
Dietrich Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 7:12 PM
an interesting picture you painted with this one! Congratulations, Charles. LUv, Andrea
Sweetheart Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 2:03 PM
Congrats on your HM in the Limerick contest Charles... enjoy this happy Sunday my friend.. with luv..
Freeman Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Congratulations, Charles, on your successful presentation. Agape, Moses
Johnson Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 12:48 PM
ongratulations, Charles. Love, Joyce
Devonshire Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 12:17 PM
Nice limerick, Charles. Congratulations on your placement! The competition was awesome and every contestant deserves a round of applause. Love, Carolyn
Roberts Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 11:57 AM
congrats on your HM in the contest
Freeman Avatar
August 27, 2010 at 12:03 PM
Haaaa! Charles, this is quite an intelligent one. Agape, Moses
Culverhouse Avatar
August 26, 2010 at 6:02 AM
The fleas probably couldn't get no blood from the heartless monster.
Devonshire Avatar
August 24, 2010 at 6:42 AM
Soup mail in a moment, Charles
Roberts Avatar
August 23, 2010 at 8:02 AM
cute one, good luck in the contest
Devonshire Avatar
August 23, 2010 at 7:20 AM
Thank you for supporting my contest, Charles. Love, Carolyn
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