Peas Poems - Poems about Peas

...Isis staind 26+ years of marriage Yes, believe me you, I (also considered the best karaoke singer for the go-go's) putting Shabrina Leonita to shame back in two thousand and twenty one once......Read More

...A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice Pandora called triggering helter skelter to get loose necessitating Bullwinkle J. Moose to usher at yours t......Read More

...or The Stages Set for Grief "What you sow, I reap -- after I fu*k it over." -- a grossly obese Grim Reaper yet of an appetite greedy * * * Close listen to the tick-tock of......Read More

...Virtual trophies (wife for I)... offered, husbanded, and collected when winning solitaire Nothing beats that exaltant rush of adrenaline watching the computer generated cards automatically r......Read More

...Let’s make an elephant ride on a donkey And give a scepter and crown to a monkey, Let the kingdom be ruled by a sleazy rat You’ll get an eye for an eye and tit for tat, The monster inside is not ......Read More

...or Life and Pain -- Twin Peas in a Pod "When that I was and a little tiny boy, with hey, ho, the wind and the rain, a foolish thing was but a toy, for the rain it raineth ......Read More

...Spring Beauty and the Beast Tenderly Spring sends harbingers of beauty, Knights errant of crocus and snowdrops, To warm winter’s shopworn heart And soothe his brittle bones of barren boughs W......Read More

...I've grown quite fond of the old gal in my house. She lights up when I look for a snack, more welcoming than a spouse in a midnight tryst. She never gives me flack. I value my fridge more than a ......Read More

... Silly things often play around in my head like the amputated leg of a roast chicken laying on a plate with gravy, potatoes and peas suddenly penetrating my mind with a pang of conscience rem......Read More

...It was raining when I met her. A sure sign. I ignored it. Many a love story started in the rain. We headed into the restaurant. She throttled her brolly, drenching me in the process. I ignored ......Read More

... In a democracy, the leader aligns himself with the people In a theocracy, the leader aligns himself with God In a bureaucracy, the people fall in line behind the leader In an autoc......Read More

...I, A. Robbie - Ham guilty for gobbledygook... and ruffling turkey feathers! An innocent A1 miss steak kin kith once, a former main lion resident living social where Tigress and Euphrates con......Read More

...In a pod not a boat but pry yellow tee flags red did he say pea green almost there to the 8th a couple more to the forces of evil disappear ......Read More

... DIALECT recited in an English dialect & by definitio n is best heard than read-please go to the above youtube link here is the words inmy local vernacular English Aye 'ee is fierce and ......Read More

... "A Rational Intelligence precedes empathy." -- Logic 101 * Have you no empathy? How can you laugh? Though it might be in Truth my greatest gaffe! ( ! ) ( ! ) The la......Read More