Everyone Knows It’s Wendy’s

Who serves up burgers in pie squares calling them different I’d beware? Who makes the golden arches look rusty stealing the crown from ol’ Burger King? Who dulls Taco Bell’s ring? Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s Who’s gives away a Dave’s single for free and now accepts EBT? Who’s never had to ask where’s the beef? The double double’s all the proof you need Who’s got real smile appeal? Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s And Wendy’s has golden fries Treats that will make you sigh And Wendy’s has chili as well a baked potato h-o-t as hell It’s the best Above the rest Above the rest Who’s freckled face on their slogan red pigtails and old-fashioned ribbon? Who’s waay better than other fast food more than finger licking good? Who’s thoughts of McD’s fades Who’s dreaming of quirky braids? Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s And Wendy’s is never frozen It’s all made to order made to order Yeah made to order And Wendy’s has fizzy soft drinks And Wendy’s has every flavor me thinks Above the rest Above the rest Flute soloing Drums soloing Who’s sipping on a strawberry frosty sing-i-n-g her favorite song? Who’s flipping out about her new striped dress all while she’s skipping along? Who’s Dave’s daughter a-n-y-w-a-y? Everyone knows it’s Wendy’s