Pantyhose Poems - Poems about Pantyhose

... Oh, my gosh, I’m freaking and feel such dread. What the hay is this nonsense on my head? I can’t go to work, can't enter the office! I will be seen, visible to peers and bosses, be the fool who......

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...All I can be if it’s left up to me Is a brain in a tank full of bubbles Can’t hear it, can’t see it, I only can be it, And that’s just the start of my troubles It was no disease that killed mo......

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...Joseph William Namath was known to be bold and brash predicted a major Super Bowl upset win then modeled Beautymist pantyhose with a grin ......

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... My dumpster's ablaze, it's on fire To destroy his flames of desire I've burnt all his clothes And HER pantyhose He'd denied affair - damn liar! ......

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...How dare you I thought to the questioner Out of bounds The NPR reporter asks Annie Clark aka St. Vincent Are you, are you, you know ok? Referencing her latest song Smoking Section Ok so maybe ......

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..."Whole Wheat" Trench coats Pantyhose Riding lo Knee high Nehi soft Drink Drunk Drinkers Drunk on a Plasibo Please no Tell me it's no Lie Laying on like Mayo laid on......

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...Wiggle those toes, baby girl, wiggle those toes. It is fun to finally get off those scratchy pantyhose. She laughs with delight, as the spigot drips like a nose. Tiny drops of water landing with s......

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...Shiny black expensive leather shoes No pumps, support pantyhose, nor previous experience Just God, talent, pen, paper First female president......

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...I have counted to ten a hundred times but I cannot get this thing off my mind, it has consumed my space and has taken over every aspect of the human race. It started out as fun and everyone was excit......

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...I have a unique talent everyone knows I can balance cheerios on my middle toes On both feet, and sometimes off of my nose If I dunk them in chocolate and one of them glows. Thousands want this ......

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...It’s back to school, hip hip hooray I’m so glad to be back today I’ve got my bag and all my books And practiced intellectual looks Today’s first session is Miss Hughes She’s five foot three in......

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...One late winter early spring I developed laryngitis to the point I could only emit broken, raspy ,unintelligible barely perceptible noise. My kids and I had gone on a Sunday morning for donuts one......

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...Though amply rested, I still yawn And feel energized after light exercise doth spawn break through viz mental impasse, where endeavor to coax germinating ideas to sprout about as successful ......

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...Another showdown in Soup Creek, I s'pose Someone's got a wedgie in her pantyhose It's another outcast who likes to lambast A bad attitude she chose to expose Folks in the Creek asked w......

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...I dashed off to the ladies' room just after Sunday School was through. The service that would soon begin, I'd relish from my favorite pew. As I sailed down the lengthy hall, I felt the cool, c......

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