Pantyhose Poems - Poems about Pantyhose

Hairy Morning

...
Oh, my gosh, I’m freaking and feel such dread.
What the hay is this nonsense on my head?
I can’t go to work, can't enter the office!
I will be seen, visible to peers and bosses,
be the fool who...

Victor Tries Again

...All I can be if it’s left up to me
Is a brain in a tank full of bubbles
Can’t hear it, can’t see it, I only can be it, 
And that’s just the start of my troubles

It was no disease that killed mo...

Joseph William Namath

...Joseph William Namath
was known to be bold and brash
predicted a major Super Bowl upset win
then modeled Beautymist pantyhose with a grin
...

Burning Love

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My dumpster's ablaze, it's on fire
To destroy his flames of desire
I've burnt all his clothes
And HER pantyhose
He'd denied affair - damn liar!
...

St Vincent Calling

...How dare you I thought to the questioner
Out of bounds

The NPR reporter asks Annie Clark aka St. Vincent
Are you, are you, you know ok?
Referencing her latest song Smoking Section
Ok so maybe ...

Whole Wheat

..."Whole Wheat"


Trench coats 
Pantyhose 
Riding lo 

Knee high 
Nehi soft
Drink

Drunk
Drinkers
Drunk on a

Plasibo 
Please no
Tell me it's no

Lie

Laying on like 
Mayo laid on...

wiggle those toes

...Wiggle those toes, baby girl, wiggle those toes.
It is fun to finally get off those scratchy pantyhose.
She laughs with delight, as the spigot drips like a nose.
Tiny drops of water landing with s...

First Female President

...Shiny black expensive leather shoes
No pumps, support pantyhose, nor previous experience 
Just God, talent, pen, paper
First female president...

The Zeal

...I have counted to ten a hundred times but I cannot get this thing off my mind, it has consumed my space and has taken over every aspect of the human race. It started out as fun and everyone was excit...

Fun Poem To Write Two

...I have a unique talent everyone knows
I can balance cheerios on my middle toes
On both feet, and sometimes off of my nose
If I dunk them in chocolate and one of them glows.

Thousands want this ...

Crush

...It’s back to school, hip hip hooray
I’m so glad to be back today
I’ve got my bag and all my books
And practiced intellectual looks

Today’s first session is Miss Hughes
She’s five foot three in...

Man On a Mission

...One late winter early spring I developed laryngitis
to the point I could only emit broken, raspy ,unintelligible barely perceptible noise.
 My kids and I had gone on a Sunday morning for donuts one...

Though Amply Rested I Still Yawn

...Though amply rested, I still yawn

And feel energized after
light exercise doth spawn
break through viz mental impasse,
where endeavor to coax 
germinating ideas to sprout
about as successful ...

Soup Creek Limericks-Updated

...Another showdown in Soup Creek, I s'pose
Someone's got a wedgie in her pantyhose
It's another outcast
who likes to lambast
A bad attitude she chose to expose

Folks in the Creek asked w...

Funny Now, But Not Then

...I dashed off to the ladies' room
just after Sunday School was through.
The service that would soon begin,
I'd relish from my favorite pew.

As I sailed down the lengthy hall,
I felt the cool, c...

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