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6/8/2026 for Sales Pitch Poetry Contest sponsored by Margarita Lillico 

Sales Pitch

Hello, my dear Margarita. 
Trust me, sweet muy bonita.
Indeed, lovely Ms. Lillico - 
my dear Margarita, hello! 

One moment of your precious time - 
I'll sell so cheap, it is a crime. 
Won't you allow me to come in?
I'll sell so cheap it is a sin!

Thank you, I'll just unpack my case. 
Oh, this low price is a disgrace
for something that's sure to delight 
when you read on a sultry night. 

Count them like petals of a rose
(and I'll throw in free pantyhose).
On installments, it's billable, 
a pittance for each syllable.
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Goldsmith Avatar
June 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I enjoyed reading your creative/fun "Sales Pitch" write. "Good Luck" I did, "Sales Pitch For My New Book." Have a fun day writing away..........
Crandall Avatar
June 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Thanks, Paula!
Dietrich Avatar
June 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Haha. I think I am sold!!
Crandall Avatar
June 9, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Haha, thanks, not sure Margarita will be - lol!
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