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A lady with a weak bladder* Thought nothing could make her madder But Heaven knows Her pantyhose Revealed a soaking-wet ladder! *Weight gain stretches bladder muscle causing leakage. The French strengthen bladder muscle by blowing up balloons. The Japanese prefer sitting on a wooden stool and repetitiously lifting their legs level to the floor, but the quickest results are achieved by the Manx Method developed by avid researcher Jan Allison, which consists of standing on one's head and farting along with the 1812 Overature!

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Date: 8/15/2022 12:02:00 AM
With age, it can happen to anyone of us ! So be careful when you laugh at this condition.... ! However enjoyed your limerick, Rico !
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Date: 11/27/2020 7:50:00 PM
Hello Rico … a great play on words Rico that I’m sure will draw in some giggles - Lindsay
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Date: 11/25/2020 5:48:00 PM
She needs my latest invention: 'Bladder-Ladder Control' lol. ~ gw
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Date: 11/22/2020 7:44:00 AM
Lol! It's best not leave home without Depends! I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis
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Date: 11/21/2020 4:43:00 PM
Oooohhhhhh. I am laughing but my bladder is dissed off.
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Date: 11/21/2020 3:50:00 PM
ha ha ha love it ... have you been spying on me lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 11/22/2020 10:24:00 AM
Congratulations! Japanese researchers have confirmed sticking your buns in the air removes all the weight on stretched bladder muscle allowing it to shrink back to size - unless it has been streteched out of shape, after which one must exercise by pretending to release stealthy farts! Aloha! Rico
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Jan Allison
Date: 11/21/2020 3:51:00 PM
I should clarify ... i was wearing a short skirt and tights lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/21/2020 10:42:00 AM
She should try Depends! Good one, Rico. Janice
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