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I Lost My Pants In San Francisco

Walking on a windy day ,in San Francisco, I suddenly felt a hanger around my feet. I looked down and no kidding, there were my red underpants lying about my ankles on busy Polk Street! What does a lady do in such quirky situation? My face turned beet red as the underpants in Great social consternation. The street shoppers, well, some stared at me. I just wished I were high in an Oak tree! Improv training, jumped right to the fore. I picked them up and put them on with total grace and galore! Luckily, I did have pantyhose on. My very short skirt and bottom warmed by the West Coast sun! 11-17-2020

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 11/18/2020 4:17:00 PM

Hello Panagita, how embarrassing for you to go through this ordeal. Good for you to think quickly. Hugs Darlene xxxx-oooo.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/21/2020 10:32:00 AM

Hello Panagiota, you are being you, and you can only be you. Hugs Darlene xxxx-oooo.

Panagiota Romios
Date: 11/19/2020 12:43:00 PM

I make many errors during the day. Silly stuff. I don't make a big deal over small stuff. But what matters~ I have a big mouth! Won't hide my feelings about that.))) never. Not A Sissy. Pangie+++

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/19/2020 11:17:00 AM

Hello panagiota, yes it is good to laugh at yourself. I do it often. Hugs Drlene xxxx-ooo.

Panagiota Romios
Date: 11/19/2020 8:07:00 AM

Darlene... It was a humorous event. I look back on it and laugh. Goid if we can laugh at ourselves! Pangie xx

David Mchattie

Date: 11/17/2020 7:01:00 PM

You've just gotta' laugh. Funny stuff my friend. Have a great day.

Panagiota Romios
Date: 11/17/2020 8:19:00 PM

Just recalled that today. Funny now. Embarassing in retrospect... Only MALES commented! That's even funnier! Gratefully, Pangie.

Charlie Smith

Date: 11/17/2020 5:42:00 PM

I just hate when that happens...

Panagiota Romios
Date: 11/17/2020 8:15:00 PM

LOL..how often does this happen? This was on a crowded street at 330 pm...afternoon. )) Gratefully, Pangie.

Panagiota Romios
Date: 11/17/2020 8:11:00 PM

Yes,sure you do. _)))) Gratefully, Pant less Pangie...years back. Gratefully, Pangie

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/17/2020 5:23:00 PM

I bet you nearly died, good job there was no mobiles back then or you might have gone viral lol. Tom

Panagiota Romios
Date: 11/17/2020 8:09:00 PM

OMG...I would have been a hit,mTom. I wanted to die bit there was no place to go. LOL. Picking them up was all I could do. Forgot what women call undies in the UK! Polk street is packed. Gratefully, Pangie