I Lost My Pants In San Francisco

Walking on a windy day ,in San Francisco,  
I suddenly felt a hanger around my feet.
I looked down and no kidding, there were
my red underpants lying about my ankles
on busy Polk Street!

What does a lady do in such quirky situation?
My face  turned beet red as the underpants in
Great social consternation.

The street shoppers, well, some stared at me.
I just wished I were high in an Oak tree!

Improv training, jumped right to the fore.
I picked them up and put them on with total 
grace and galore!

Luckily, I did have pantyhose on.
My very short skirt and bottom warmed by the 
West Coast sun!



                  11-17-2020
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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De Beaulieu Avatar
November 18, 2020 at 4:17 PM
Hello Panagita, how embarrassing for you to go through this ordeal. Good for you to think quickly. Hugs Darlene xxxx-oooo.
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November 21, 2020 at 10:32 AM
Hello Panagiota, you are being you, and you can only be you. Hugs Darlene xxxx-oooo.
Romios Avatar
November 19, 2020 at 12:43 PM
I make many errors during the day. Silly stuff. I don't make a big deal over small stuff. But what matters~ I have a big mouth! Won't hide my feelings about that.))) never. Not A Sissy. Pangie+++
De Beaulieu Avatar
November 19, 2020 at 11:17 AM
Hello panagiota, yes it is good to laugh at yourself. I do it often. Hugs Drlene xxxx-ooo.
Romios Avatar
November 19, 2020 at 8:07 AM
Darlene... It was a humorous event. I look back on it and laugh. Goid if we can laugh at ourselves! Pangie xx
Mchattie Avatar
November 17, 2020 at 7:01 PM
You've just gotta' laugh. Funny stuff my friend. Have a great day.
Romios Avatar
November 17, 2020 at 8:19 PM
Just recalled that today. Funny now. Embarassing in retrospect... Only MALES commented! That's even funnier! Gratefully, Pangie.
Smith Avatar
November 17, 2020 at 5:42 PM
I just hate when that happens...
Romios Avatar
November 17, 2020 at 8:15 PM
LOL..how often does this happen? This was on a crowded street at 330 pm...afternoon. )) Gratefully, Pangie.
Romios Avatar
November 17, 2020 at 8:11 PM
Yes,sure you do. _)))) Gratefully, Pant less Pangie...years back. Gratefully, Pangie
Cunningham Avatar
November 17, 2020 at 5:23 PM
I bet you nearly died, good job there was no mobiles back then or you might have gone viral lol. Tom
Romios Avatar
November 17, 2020 at 8:09 PM
OMG...I would have been a hit,mTom. I wanted to die bit there was no place to go. LOL. Picking them up was all I could do. Forgot what women call undies in the UK! Polk street is packed. Gratefully, Pangie
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