Funny Pantoum Poems

Honeysuckle, Honeybunches,
Sweet scented, my perfume near you.
Butterfly, how funny lunch is.
Our sky, and dressing, cheese, is blue.

Sweet scented, my perfume near you.
The flowers are honey-buzzing.
Our...

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Hey, that's me
Man, I was cute as I could be
If only I was a girl with my blue eyes and curly curls
Maybe that could've been...

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I wish somebody would’ve told me
Since reincarnating as a camel
It is not all it’s cracked up to be
Thought it would be fun to be this...

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 " . . . I experience the ultimate thrill.
When all the noises around me are still." 

       ...

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I write poems for sly smirks and laughter
I want a hearty chuckle and an eye roll
A reaction to some nonsense thereafter
Something to ease the ache...

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My foolish heart realizing its faults, is now quite sorry
Making up our differences is just a taste of honey
If ever I would leave you would...

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A plump potato- I don't want to be!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
with chubby one on left looking like me-
on right, a perfect french...

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If you find it difficult to re-adjust,
You will find it difficult to be.
If you find it difficult to re-boot,
You will find it difficult to be.

If...

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Happiness may just be fun
Smiling as we go through life
Groaning at an outrageous pun
Infectious joy that is rife

Smiling as we go through life
Finding fun wherever...

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Known by many as a Shih Tzu
All by itself, in it's own cage
One is a zoo, could it be true?
I know what it is, at...

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singing a song of harmony
cheerfully sung eternally
covered in pink so perfectly
my silly   desire of tenacity

cheerfully sung eternally
from just drinking herbal tea
my silly ...

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My life as a Kitten

I perk up an ear as always when I hear the car start
I run and hop as fast as I can,...

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I was forced to write about kittens and butterflies,
but truth be told nothing came to mind
(envision myself feline? really? I'd be coughing up a storm!)
For...

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Buzz buzz purr purr
You think it’s all for you
Rub my ears and scratch my fur
It’s better than a zoo

You think it’s all for you
When I...

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Now that I finally got high
I no longer have to watch the birds in the sky
Now I'm gonna fly, so say goodbye
Oh birds in the...

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