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Funny Pantoum Poems

These Funny Pantoum poems are examples of Pantoum poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pantoum Funny poems written by international poets.

I Wish Somebody Would've Told Me

I wish somebody would’ve told me
Since reincarnating as a camel
It is not all it’s cracked up to be
Thought it would be fun to be this...

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Categories: animal, funny,

Writing Poetry For Milton

 " . . . I experience the ultimate thrill.
When all the noises around me are still." 

       ...

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Categories: poetry, writing,

Writing for Chuckles

I write poems for sly smirks and laughter
I want a hearty chuckle and an eye roll
A reaction to some nonsense thereafter
Something to ease the ache...

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Categories: funny, writing,

My Foolish Heart

Young an impressionable waits for you                              not knowing you would not...

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Categories: day, heartbroken, love, youth,

Let there be Love

My foolish heart realizing its faults, is now quite sorry
Making up our differences is just a taste of honey
If ever I would leave you would...

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Categories: music,

The Plump Potato

A plump potato- I don't want to be!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
with chubby one on left looking like me-
on right, a perfect french...

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Categories: cute, funny, silly,

Oh Pooh

Pooh you are my favorite I love you
Of course your many friends and Tigger too
I love pictures of fun bears on my shoes
Even if they...

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Categories: animal, friend, fun, tiger,

A Gold Wire Home

I love your soft heavenly kisses 
You had me when you chirped hello                   ...

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Categories: bird, heaven, hello, home,

I Look Into The Night Sky

 
I look into the night sky

Seeing colors everywhere.

The loud sounds make my dog cry

Smells and sounds fill the night  air.

 



Seeing colors everywhere

My...

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Categories: color, cry, firework, joy,

difficult to be

If you find it difficult to re-adjust,
You will find it difficult to be.
If you find it difficult to re-boot,
You will find it difficult to be.

If...

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Categories: addiction, analogy, bible, character,

Teddy Bears and Me

Teddy Bears play with me                    ...

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Categories: animal, child, food, fun,

My Day Out

My day out                      ...

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Categories: car, cry, day, dog,

Loving Kissing and Cuddling

I love loving all day every day.
Kissing and cuddling makes it all right.
Let's cuddle as we sit by the bay.
Watching the boats until comes the...

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Categories: cat, cute, horse, kiss,

Funny old rhymes

Happiness may just be fun
Smiling as we go through life
Groaning at an outrageous pun
Infectious joy that is rife

Smiling as we go through life
Finding fun wherever...

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Categories: happiness,

Shih Tzu

Known by many as a Shih Tzu
All by itself, in it's own cage
One is a zoo, could it be true?
I know what it is, at...

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Categories: animal, funny, word play,