Funny Pantoum Poems | Examples
These Funny Pantoum poems are examples of Pantoum poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pantoum Funny poems written by international poets.
Honeysuckle, Honeybunches,
Sweet scented, my perfume near you.
Butterfly, how funny lunch is.
Our sky, and dressing, cheese, is blue.
Sweet scented, my perfume near you.
The flowers are honey-buzzing.
Our sky, and dressing, cheese, is blue.
The kirsch wine and I are blushing.
The flowers, are honey-buzzing,
Near our tartan blanket, cherry.
The kirsch wine and I are blushing.
With cheek’s peck, our picnic, merry.
Near our tartan blanket, cherry,
Butterfly, how funny lunch is.
With cheek’s peck, our picnic, merry.
Honeysuckle, Honeybunches.
A plump potato- I don't want to be!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
with chubby one on left looking like me-
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
revealing how I'd be compared to now;
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!
My goal- to let them pare me down- I vow!
Revealing how I'd be compared to now-
with chubby one on left looking like me;
my goal- to let them pare me down- I vow
a plump potato- I don't want to be!
July 18, 2021
Contest: Pantoum- Rhyme 1
Sponsor: Eve Roper
Picture Prompt: #3
singing a song of harmony
cheerfully sung eternally
covered in pink so perfectly
my silly desire of tenacity
cheerfully sung eternally
from just drinking herbal tea
my silly desire of tenacity
pink is all I wore for certainty
from just drinking herbal tea
rushed to the emergency
pink is all I wore for certainty
embarrassed I’ll be for eternity
rushed to the emergency
covered in pink so perfectly
embarrassed I’ll be for eternity
singing a song of harmony
7/22/2016
A Monorhyme and Pantoum form with no perfect meter
“A penny for your thoughts,” he said.
I took his petty penny.
Without a thought within my head,
I did not give him any.
I took his pretty penny
And added it to mine.
I did not give him any,
On candy I could dine.
I added it to mine,
Laughed at him when he cried.
On candy I could dine.
I wasn’t sorry I had lied.
Laughed at him when he cried
Without a thought within my head,
I wasn’t sorry I had lied.
“A penny for your thoughts,” he said.
Old chair shattered pieces trash now
I'm envious of my love's new chair
For he softly lays his sleepy brow
Upon that brown leather without a care
I'm envious of my love's new chair
For he snuggles down close sleeps
Upon that brown leather without a care
Rests, dreams, and quietly talks peeps
For he snuggles down close sleeps
In this big man new leather recliner
Rest, dreams, and quietly talks peeps
This big man who rest then is kinder
In this big man new leather recliner
He caresses the leather gently
This big man who rest then is kinder
While he rest I watch him intently
He caresses the leather gently
For he softly lays his sleepy brow
While he rest I watch him intently
Old chair shattered pieces trash now