Funny Pantoum Poems | Examples
These Funny Pantoum poems are examples of Pantoum poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Pantoum Funny poems written by international poets.
Honeysuckle, Honeybunches,
Sweet scented, my perfume near you.
Butterfly, how funny lunch is.
Our sky, and dressing, cheese, is blue.
Sweet scented, my perfume near you.
The flowers are honey-buzzing.
Our sky, and dressing, cheese, is blue.
The kirsch wine and I are blushing.
The flowers, are honey-buzzing,
Near our tartan blanket, cherry.
The kirsch wine and I are blushing.
With cheek’s peck, our picnic, merry.
Near our tartan blanket, cherry,
Butterfly, how funny lunch is.
With cheek’s peck, our picnic, merry.
Honeysuckle, Honeybunches.
Hey, that's me
Man, I was cute as I could be
If only I was a girl with my blue eyes and curly curls
Maybe that could've been me
Yo, that's me
Man, I was fast as I could be
If only I was a black kid that ran fast as I did
Maybe that could've been me
Ha, that's me
Man, I was funny as I could be
If only they laughed me instead of my a.d.d.
Maybe that could've been me
Yes, that's me
Man, I was smart as I could be
If only they seen the potential in me
Maybe that could've been me
Wow, that's me
Man, I was destin as I could be
I would of made a great daddy
Maybe that could've been me
Well, that's me
Man, of the man I could of been
If I only had a friend in the end
If only they had the chance to really know me
Maybe that could've been me, a happy me, a wealthy me, a better me
Maybe that could've been me
The me I was truly ment to be
I wish somebody would’ve told me
Since reincarnating as a camel
It is not all it’s cracked up to be
Thought it would be fun to be this mammal
Since reincarnating as a camel
I’ve taken my fair share of lumps
Thought it would be fun to be this mammal
I spit too much and have these awkward humps
I’ve taken my fair share of lumps
It is not all it’s cracked up to be
I spit too much and have these awkward humps
I wish somebody would’ve told me
March 14, 2023
Pick-A-Title, Vol 35 Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Edward Ibeh
I write poems for sly smirks and laughter
I want a hearty chuckle and an eye roll
A reaction to some nonsense thereafter
Something to ease the ache of life’s toll
I want a hearty chuckle and an eye roll
A clever play on words in my wordplay
Something to ease the ache of life’s toll
A headshake with a grin on a hard day
A clever play on words in my wordplay
You like chocolate? I just gave you a snicker
A headshake with a grin on a hard day
I’d read more bad puns if I could type any quicker
You like chocolate? I just gave you a snicker
I write with my left, an ambidextrous rite left, see?
I’d read more bad puns if I could type any quicker
To pepper you with jokes if you weren’t so salty
I write with my left, an ambidextrous rite left, see?
A reaction to some nonsense thereafter
To pepper you with jokes if you weren’t so salty
I write poems for sly smirks and laughter
Nov 24, 2022
Pantoum on Writing Poetry Contest
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins
A plump potato- I don't want to be!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
with chubby one on left looking like me-
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
revealing how I'd be compared to now;
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!
My goal- to let them pare me down- I vow!
Revealing how I'd be compared to now-
with chubby one on left looking like me;
my goal- to let them pare me down- I vow
a plump potato- I don't want to be!
July 18, 2021
Contest: Pantoum- Rhyme 1
Sponsor: Eve Roper
Picture Prompt: #3
Happiness may just be fun
Smiling as we go through life
Groaning at an outrageous pun
Infectious joy that is rife
Smiling as we go through life
Finding fun wherever we go
Infectious joy that is rife
Chortling at a comedy show
Finding fun wherever we go
The smallest thing to bring us joy
Chortling at a comedy show
Children gleeful with a toy
The smallest thing to bring us joy
Groaning at an outrageous pun
Children gleeful with a toy
Happiness may just be fun
Known by many as a Shih Tzu
All by itself, in it's own cage
One is a zoo, could it be true?
I know what it is, at this stage
All by itself, in it's own cage
With a cute little smashed in face
I know what it is at this stage
They are the same, the breed and place
With a cute little smashed in face
One is a zoo, could it be true?
They are the same, the breed and place
Known by many as a Shih Tzu
singing a song of harmony
cheerfully sung eternally
covered in pink so perfectly
my silly desire of tenacity
cheerfully sung eternally
from just drinking herbal tea
my silly desire of tenacity
pink is all I wore for certainty
from just drinking herbal tea
rushed to the emergency
pink is all I wore for certainty
embarrassed I’ll be for eternity
rushed to the emergency
covered in pink so perfectly
embarrassed I’ll be for eternity
singing a song of harmony
7/22/2016
A Monorhyme and Pantoum form with no perfect meter
Buzz buzz purr purr
You think it’s all for you
Rub my ears and scratch my fur
It’s better than a zoo
You think it’s all for you
When I bring in a mouse
It’s better than a zoo
This living in your house
When I bring in mouse
You made me rip your shirt
I’m living in your house
I really was quite hurt
You made me rip your shirt
When you jumped up to shriek
I really was quite hurt
You sounded like a freak
When you jumped up to shriek
My claws hung in your blouse
You sounded like a freak
But I’m not gonna grouse
My claws hung in your blouse
So now it’s on the floor
But I’m not gonna grouse
‘cause really I’m not sore
So now it’s on the floor
Your breasts they are laid bare
I really am not sore
I find like it here
Your breasts they are laid bare
Rub my ears and scratch my fur
I find like it here
Buzz buzz purr purr
Now that I finally got high
I no longer have to watch the birds in the sky
Now I'm gonna fly, so say goodbye
Oh birds in the sky
As I'm swooping by
Through the night
Higher than a kite
Oh my teary eyes
Say goodbye
Cause now I'm high
The sky is ever nigh,
Because I got high
Antonio a tenor's ring,
in the bathroom he would sing
Gilbert and Sullivan was his thing,
oft he'd sound this manly zing,
in the bathroom he would: sing!
all his music he would bring,
oft he'd sound; this manly zing!
the kitchen staff could hear him sing,
all his; music he would bring.
Gilbert and Sullivan was his thing?
the kitchen staff could. Hear him sing!
Antonio: a tenor's ring.
Debbie's birthday
Hip Hip Hurray,
all ku no play
National ku day!
Hip Hip Hurray
gift some haiku,
National ku day
I write,you too!
Gift some haiku
chocolate no more,
I write you too
one,two,three,four!
Chocolate no more
cake of haiku,
one,two,three,four
haiku in a queue!
Cake of haiku
mind your syllables,
haiku in a queue
how many candles?
Mind your syllables
not less not more,
how many candles
behind the back door:)
Not less not more
must be perfect,
behind the back door
dump all mistakes!
Must be perfect
all ku no play,
dump all mistakes
Debbie's birthday!!
© kash poet
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*Wish You a Very Very Happy Birthday Debi.
Placement:1st; (September 2012)
Contest: It's My Birthday
Sponsor:Debbie Guzzi
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I found forty rusty pennies in a black leather slipper
while my itchy nose sneezed more than three times;
why were they hidden from thrifty mother?
Weren't they less valued than silver dimes?
While my itchy nose sneezed more than three times,
mom woke up to scold me for my loud laughter;
she was mad and wanted to hear anything but lies
and frantically screaming, she pulled my curly hair.
Mom woke to scold me for my loud laughter,
I tripped on the slipper, falling flat as a bear,
and frantically screaming, she pulled my curly hair;
with an angered face, I retrieved to my dark lair.
She was mad and wanted to hear anything but lies,
mom woke up to scold me for my loud laughter;
with an angered face, I retrieved to my dark lair...
I found forty rusty pennies in a black leather slipper.
A penny for your thoughts my mother used to say
I wondered if she thought my thoughts were worth just a penny
Conversations at our house were mostly one-way
She would say children are to be seen not heard, times_many
I wondered if she thought my thoughts were worth just a penny
She didn't encourage me to speak anyway
She would say children are to be seen not heard, times_ many
Those thoughts just bounced around in my head everyday
She didn't encourage me to speak anyway
She said I asked as many questions as high priced attorney
Those thoughts just bounced around in my head everyday
Because I was not free to speak mind went on journey
She said I asked as many questions as high priced attorney
Conversations at our house were mostly one-way
Those thoughts just bounced around in my head everyday
A penny for your thoughts my mother used to say
Written: 08/09/2012
“A penny for your thoughts,” he said.
I took his petty penny.
Without a thought within my head,
I did not give him any.
I took his pretty penny
And added it to mine.
I did not give him any,
On candy I could dine.
I added it to mine,
Laughed at him when he cried.
On candy I could dine.
I wasn’t sorry I had lied.
Laughed at him when he cried
Without a thought within my head,
I wasn’t sorry I had lied.
“A penny for your thoughts,” he said.