The incerating toilet
A merchants dream
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A byproduct environmently
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By: Aspect Kindly
Of Pizzerene Inc.
A V
Pribe-More Business Co.
Music and Dance
Truth be told I’m afraid of your love
For you are deep as blue ocean
As vast as night skies above
Your eyes like magical potions
Chocolate pools waiting for my drool
And I can drown in them as a fool
I guess I feel like a kite in a fight with wind
Being approached by your passion
Which is like a teal tornado
How can what looks so scary be calming
I desire all of you even your storm
Your kisses and richness of magnetic charm
Your anger and even your inconsistency
Seem to charm my pink panties off me
I’m gonna go out on a limb
And say you got me roses for trim
Maybe it was more maybe less
Confess you feel something too I guess
What if this is just a fling
And I never learn anything
And what if I’m everything you need
And you’re everything for me
Don’t give up a violet voice whispers
As I stare down my cherry challenges
I silver shake shiver at how easy
It would to be breezy and float away
I have a golden goal you know
But now I feel I want to cranberry choke
What made me think I could dream
What made me think I could esteem
Don’t give up you cowardice woman
You said you’d do it keep drumming
Find your chocolate courage
Lick it up like decadent desert
If you quit more than ego will hurt
I must find my big girl panties
And put them on to wear
Pull with all my might
No matter who salty states
I can see the emerald green
In my eyes desiring victory
God send me more courage
For only with you can I achieve
I am in a mood today
Can not say I am mad
I just feel out of place
And no I am not sad
So I will choose to smile
On the inside where it matters
Turn this whole funk around
Avoid annoyed mad hatters
See I ate spaghetti for lunch
Someone else is hungry for sure
Why get my panties in a bunch
Cuz life can be so unsure
I prayed for a place to stay
Looks like that’s in the works
The only thing is I’m afraid
Of acting anti social like a jerk
So please forgive my sharp glance
It is not meant for you
There was this rapist man
Who taught me what I should do
Wearing my gun in a gaze
Instead of packing for real
Really works for bad days
When my attitude isn’t chill
So this mood of gray will pass
And I will finally feel relieved
We all need a good green laugh
So I’m going to watch a comedy.
you can always say
that John is in heaven
wishful thinking
from a brother
from a pantheist
he always loved panties
October 1958
I am six
The elastic on my panties has snapped
This is before girls could wear pants
So I am holding them up under my dress all day
with both hands
2 o'clock recess
Joey K begins chasing me around the playground
I am running, holding my panties up with both hands
through my dress - not easy
He grabs me, and kisses me.
My hands fly up.
My panties slide off.
This was my first kiss and I was angry as a wet calico cat
I was hissing and spitting, and held a grudge for a long time.
Never wanting to see this creepy boy again.
2:35 pm
We get called to the principal's office
The kisser and me.
She asks what happens
He says "It's okay Miss Kneeland, when I grow up I am going to
marry her."
Marry me! I am going to marry Daddy, thank you very much!
October 1971
I married my first kisser
We are still married.
And he is still chasing me
and gets them intertwined.
This one's a giggle, ain't no other reason
Hang on to your panties, it's happy time season
Frowns are frowned on
Grab your baton
Conduct your laugh orchestra afore ya get eaten
The medic said put on these knickers
By golly they caused me loud snickers
Featuring a butt flap
They are truly mad cap
Not ‘cut out’ for tea at the Vicars!
Some people would term them ‘moon panties’
Their massive like those of my aunties
You may not want to spoon
When panties show a ‘moon’
These truly are not ladies scanties!
Inspired by my recent colonoscopy experience!
07/19/20
red ant in your hair
white cotton pants stained with green –
twilight of passion
05.11.2019
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Are you aware of a website called “Pantie Waste”
Yup! We can buy second-hand panties, not very chaste
Is this an internet stunt
Nope, a personal affront
Unbelievably disgusting, I rule this one off-base
(Check it out.... it's for real!
pink strings of elastic stretch
before me as I pull them
out of my panties
are they there, are they plastic;
I wonder as my waist line loosens
I remember I am wearing underwear
that has nothing to do with
how easy they are to pull off
or how easy it is for someone to think
that they can reach in
when it is impossible
but yet I forget
maybe I want to and maybe not yet
This one's a giggle, ain't no other reason
Hang on to your panties, it's happy time season
Frowns are frowned on
Grab your baton
Conduct your laugh orchestra afore ya get eaten
“But Counselor Lady, I have to be the one sacrificed,” the 8-year-old argued through silent tears that were streaming so slowly down her face, I could barely see them.
“My mommy will die if I don’t take down my panties, and then I’ll be left with him all alone.”
All alone!
With him.
Oh, my gawd.
I try not to imagine that.
All alone for ten more years or twenty or thirty?
And how much damage then to this little girl,
Who wants to trust, wants to hope,
But has learned there is no one
there for her. NO ONE!
Her amazingly loving
caregivers have rightfully
taught her at 8, 7,
6, 5,maybe
even 4, or 2 that there's
no such a thing as a
Free lunch. You want
our food, a safe place
to live, new shoes,
or your mama's love,
You'd better take those
Panties down.
You want a new jacket?
We can’t afford it unless you
Take those panties down.
Because if he leaves, we
won't have any money.
And he wants you, and
I'm your mother, and
you'd better respect me.
You are in control here,
young lady! We are
Just waiting for YOU to
Do the right thing. So
Damn it little girl, take those panties down!
This one's a giggle, ain't no other reason
Hang on to your panties, it's happy time season
Frowns are frowned on
Grab your baton
Conduct your laugh factory afore ya get eaten
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