Hands Fly Up Panties Fly Down

October 1958 I am six The elastic on my panties has snapped This is before girls could wear pants So I am holding them up under my dress all day with both hands 2 o'clock recess Joey K begins chasing me around the playground I am running, holding my panties up with both hands through my dress - not easy He grabs me, and kisses me. My hands fly up. My panties slide off. This was my first kiss and I was angry as a wet calico cat I was hissing and spitting, and held a grudge for a long time. Never wanting to see this creepy boy again. 2:35 pm We get called to the principal's office The kisser and me. She asks what happens He says "It's okay Miss Kneeland, when I grow up I am going to marry her." Marry me! I am going to marry Daddy, thank you very much! October 1971 I married my first kisser We are still married. And he is still chasing me