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The medic said put on these knickers By golly they caused me loud snickers Featuring a butt flap They are truly mad cap Not ‘cut out’ for tea at the Vicars! Some people would term them ‘moon panties’ Their massive like those of my aunties You may not want to spoon When panties show a ‘moon’ These truly are not ladies scanties! Inspired by my recent colonoscopy experience! 07/19/20

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/26/2020 4:54:00 PM

Ha, ha! Aren't colonoscopies fun?! They sure have pleasant ways of draining your wallet for minimal if any benefit... Oh, well! Part of playing the 'I have a doctor game,' I guess. ~ Can't stand 'em! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2020 4:57:00 PM

lol I can think of a better way of having fun ... but of course you know me and poop poem lol so glad i live in the UK us as we don't have to pay for them :-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 7/26/2020 11:00:00 AM

LOL, yes, I remember when Mum had to wear them for hers. Hope you are feeling much better now & that all is well with Son & Hubby x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2020 1:16:00 PM

I'm fine thanks jack I get to speak to the consultant on 11th August so hope the biopsy was ok, i can just imagine your mum's reaction to the moon pants lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/24/2020 5:14:00 PM

G'day Jan ... this is certainly a fun write Jan. You do have the ability to have fun with difficult subjects - thank you Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2020 1:14:00 PM

I find humour gets me through the toughest of situations:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 7/24/2020 12:36:00 PM

I suspect they were designed by a man? Historically, men ignore foreplay to get the thrill over and done with .....Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2020 5:07:00 PM

lol love the comment Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 7/23/2020 4:30:00 PM

LOL, Jan! I'm sure you enjoyed writing this verse much more than you the colonoscopy! Thanks for commenting on Fort Laramie and glad a line or so gave you a laff - Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2020 5:07:00 PM

thanks Bob:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/22/2020 6:58:00 AM

i've never seen these before, jan! as always, your humorous take on them is delightful!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2020 4:39:00 PM

Thanks Ilene be thankful you have never seen them before, I hope i never have to see them again lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 7/22/2020 6:41:00 AM

Only you can write funny about a painful experience, Jan, hope you get good results:)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2020 4:30:00 PM

Thanks Jo I manage to find humour in most situations!:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 7/22/2020 6:27:00 AM

It appears the only part of the moon it reveals is the crater known as "Copernicuses" GB

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2020 4:30:00 PM

lol Jerry:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/21/2020 8:37:00 PM

Wow! Quite a hoot!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2020 4:25:00 PM

Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan x

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/19/2020 7:48:00 PM

It is great you can now remember the experience with humor Jan. My prayers for a positive outcome. Hugs blessings xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2020 4:25:00 PM

Thanks Connie it certainly was an experience lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/19/2020 3:38:00 PM

Not a nice experience, Jan, at least it's all behind you, excuse the pun lol Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 7/19/2020 3:42:00 PM

lol Tom i get the results on 11th August, am hoping the muse is back for good now have had a bum deal recently lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 7/19/2020 3:35:00 PM

Your play on words sure does add to the humor of your limericks, Jan. You seem to find it everywhere. Good!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/19/2020 3:41:00 PM

Thanks Jenna, my muse has been missing since just before the procedure but finally a silly poem has arrived:-) thanks for your comment:-) hugs jan xx