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Paper 'Moon' Panties

The medic said put on these knickers
By golly they caused me loud snickers
Featuring a butt flap
They are truly mad cap
Not ‘cut out’ for tea at the Vicars!

Some people would term them ‘moon panties’
Their massive like those of my aunties
You may not want to spoon
When panties show a ‘moon’
These truly are not ladies scanties!

Inspired by my recent colonoscopy experience!

07/19/20

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Gershon Wolf July 26, 2020 at 4:54 PM Ha, ha! Aren't colonoscopies fun?! They sure have pleasant ways of draining your wallet for minimal if any benefit... Oh, well! Part of playing the 'I have a doctor game,' I guess. ~ Can't stand 'em! :) gw Jan Allison July 26, 2020 at 4:57 PM lol I can think of a better way of having fun ... but of course you know me and poop poem lol so glad i live in the UK us as we don't have to pay for them :-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne July 26, 2020 at 11:00 AM LOL, yes, I remember when Mum had to wear them for hers. Hope you are feeling much better now & that all is well with Son & Hubby x Jan Allison July 26, 2020 at 1:16 PM I'm fine thanks jack I get to speak to the consultant on 11th August so hope the biopsy was ok, i can just imagine your mum's reaction to the moon pants lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie July 24, 2020 at 5:14 PM G'day Jan ... this is certainly a fun write Jan. You do have the ability to have fun with difficult subjects - thank you Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison July 26, 2020 at 1:14 PM I find humour gets me through the toughest of situations:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta July 24, 2020 at 12:36 PM I suspect they were designed by a man? Historically, men ignore foreplay to get the thrill over and done with .....Aloha! Rico Jan Allison July 24, 2020 at 5:07 PM lol love the comment Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw July 23, 2020 at 4:30 PM LOL, Jan! I'm sure you enjoyed writing this verse much more than you the colonoscopy! Thanks for commenting on Fort Laramie and glad a line or so gave you a laff - Bob Jan Allison July 24, 2020 at 5:07 PM thanks Bob:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer July 22, 2020 at 6:58 AM i've never seen these before, jan! as always, your humorous take on them is delightful! Jan Allison July 24, 2020 at 4:39 PM Thanks Ilene be thankful you have never seen them before, I hope i never have to see them again lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel July 22, 2020 at 6:41 AM Only you can write funny about a painful experience, Jan, hope you get good results:) Jan Allison July 24, 2020 at 4:30 PM Thanks Jo I manage to find humour in most situations!:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis July 22, 2020 at 6:27 AM It appears the only part of the moon it reveals is the crater known as "Copernicuses" GB Jan Allison July 24, 2020 at 4:30 PM lol Jerry:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues July 21, 2020 at 8:37 PM Wow! Quite a hoot! Jan Allison July 24, 2020 at 4:25 PM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan x

Connie Marcum Wong July 19, 2020 at 7:48 PM It is great you can now remember the experience with humor Jan. My prayers for a positive outcome. Hugs blessings xxoo Jan Allison July 24, 2020 at 4:25 PM Thanks Connie it certainly was an experience lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham July 19, 2020 at 3:38 PM Not a nice experience, Jan, at least it's all behind you, excuse the pun lol Tom Jan Allison July 19, 2020 at 3:42 PM lol Tom i get the results on 11th August, am hoping the muse is back for good now have had a bum deal recently lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan July 19, 2020 at 3:35 PM Your play on words sure does add to the humor of your limericks, Jan. You seem to find it everywhere. Good! Jan Allison July 19, 2020 at 3:41 PM Thanks Jenna, my muse has been missing since just before the procedure but finally a silly poem has arrived:-) thanks for your comment:-) hugs jan xx