Short Panties Poems
Short Panties Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Panties by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Panties by length and keyword.
you can always say
that John is in heaven
wishful thinking
from a brother
from a pantheist
he always loved panties
she looked straight
into my eyes
took her panties off
and she said
I won
it was the first time
when I was glad
to lose this game
Marilyn Monroe
Wore no panties you know
Knew just how to impress
With the wind and that famous white dress
.
Penned 28 May 2015
When April’s wind briskly blew
Beth’s spring skirt billowed and flew:
Men on the street
Got an eye-treat
‘Cause panties, chose Beth to eschew.
A skater with a beautiful face
Wore panties trimmed with delicate lace
The judges swore
They did not score
For the lace being quite out of place!
When Tom Sawyer opened his boutique
His first ad caused people to scoff
The wording caused the bad critique
It said, "Tom Sawyer panties half off!"
He dreamed of her without her clothes
Her panties and bra let’s lose those
With her high heels gone
Let’s not dwell upon
Why he had them on heaven knows
A Warlock was counting the bounties
From nabbing a Coven of Aunties
When to his dismay
Discovered that day
They all hid "The Curse" in their panties!
jumbo jet
oversized panties
biggie fries
husky jeans
we are larger than ever
bigger more pronounced
more jumbo
oversized
explains the panties
pressure to conform
prissy Dorothy liked dresses
impractical though
burned rear on park bench
showed pink panties in the wind
she favors slacks now
A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!
July 31, 2018
her beautiful
chest
of drawers
built
perfection
tongue and groove
bras
in her
third drawer
panties
in the
fifth
undone
shoelaces
in the bottom one
Form:
Weary old frog a cousin of aunties
Chased a young fly named Mr. McBanties
Mr. B was too quick for him
Took a bad turn on a whim
Ended up in my neighbor’s pink panties
Sally went to a wedding its true
was told to wear something that's blue
so she wore panties with lace
should see the look on their face
when she took them off in the loo
reading her
email she
wrote
"help me
to uncover
the flames"
not realizing she
woke with
a fever
my thoughts thinking
that she wanted me
to remove her panties
Form:
she said she
is giving
me her
panties and
her toothbrush
to take and
taste her in
my mouth
without
fluoride
i brush
and floss
with her
crotchless
danties
Form:
Wearing pink panties, I get such a thrill
Ones with butterflies and yellow daffodils
Shimmy and shake
My own earthquake
Creating a furor with my wiggle mill
Nothing cooled the jets of Charlene Banties
Not drink or water hose from her aunties.
Sticky by summer’s night
Sweat master by daylight
Summer sun kept her wet to her panties.
red ant in your hair
white cotton pants stained with green –
twilight of passion
05.11.2019
Sexyku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Richard Lamoureux
Syllables Per Line: 5 7 5
As they say, all the world loves a clown
On ye ole Soup I'm quite renowned
For guffaws and giggles
And making you wiggle
Grab your panties, else they may fall down
As they say, all the world loves a clown
On ye ole Soup I'm quite renowned
For guffaws and giggles
And making you wiggle
Grab your panties, else they may fall down
she said she
couldn't cook
but sent me
a video clip
of her dancing
with a split
legged dress
almost revealing
no panties
then something on
my back burner
started to boil
Form:
As they say, all the world loves a clown
In the limericks domain, I'm quite renowned
For guffaws and giggles
And making you wiggle
Grab your panties, else they may fall down
This one's a giggle, ain't no other reason
Hang on to your panties, it's happy time season
Frowns are frowned on
Grab your baton
Conduct your laugh factory afore ya get eaten
Ever hear of Old Crazy Joe?
Wearing panties and dresses cut low?
He attacked a trash can.
Cause, he thought it was a man.
Screaming, "I ain't your dirty ho!"
For the Crazy Person contest.