Short Panties Poems

Short Panties Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Panties by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Panties by length and keyword.


Premium Member He Always Loved Panties

you can always say 
that John is in heaven 
wishful thinking 
from a brother
from a pantheist
he always loved panties


Singers of Sea Shanties

Men who sing sea shanties 
Are known to wear frilly panties
Their masculine voices 
And underwear choices
Upset musical vigilantes.
Form: Limerick

Win-Win

she looked straight
into my eyes
took her panties off
and she said
I won

it was the first time 
when I was glad 
to lose this game

Marilyn Monroe - Clerihew Contest

Marilyn Monroe
Wore no panties you know
Knew just how to impress
With the wind and that famous white dress
.





Penned  28 May 2015
Form: Clerihew

April Magic

When April’s wind briskly blew
Beth’s spring skirt billowed and flew:
Men on the street
Got an eye-treat
‘Cause panties, chose Beth to eschew.
© David Bose  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick


Olympic Meddle

A skater with a beautiful face
Wore panties trimmed with delicate lace
The judges swore
They did not score
For the lace being quite out of place!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member your attitude is a choice

their dresses were parachutes, panties showing
Seventy-year-olds laughing their knees off
Their sisters were two cars behind, persnickety and pinched
age

Tom Sawyers Boutique

When Tom Sawyer opened his boutique 
His first ad caused people to scoff
The wording caused the bad critique
It said, "Tom Sawyer panties half off!"
© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Quatrain

Have You Ever Imagined a Girl Without Her Clothes On

He dreamed of her without her clothes
Her panties and bra let’s lose those
With her high heels gone
Let’s not dwell upon
Why he had them on heaven knows
Form: Limerick

Not On Tv

A Warlock was counting the bounties
From nabbing a Coven of Aunties
When to his dismay
Discovered that day
They all hid "The Curse" in their panties!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member More Oversized Now

jumbo jet
oversized panties
biggie fries

husky jeans
we are larger than ever
bigger more pronounced

more jumbo
oversized
explains the panties

Premium Member but Dorthy likes to wear Dresses

pressure to conform
prissy Dorothy liked dresses
impractical though

burned rear on park bench
showed pink panties in the wind
she favors slacks now
Form: Senryu

Premium Member Senryu'd too

.

                found i in hern bed
  the nymph's panties side mine head
        stretched now be mine neck





*Senryu: pronounced; sen-re(u)
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Catch of the Day

A merman once jumped o’er my rail,
And we shared four gallons of ale!
I don’t kiss and tell
But my panties fell
And that was my best piece of tail!

July 31, 2018
Form: Limerick

Impromptu

her beautiful
chest
of drawers

built
perfection
tongue and groove

bras
in her 
third drawer

panties
in the
fifth

undone
shoelaces
in the bottom one
Form:

Premium Member Mr Mcbanties Takes a Bad Turn

Weary old frog a cousin of aunties
Chased a young fly named Mr. McBanties
Mr. B was too quick for him
Took a bad turn on a whim
Ended up in my neighbor’s pink panties
Form: Limerick

What a Todo

Sally went to a wedding its true
was told to wear something that's blue
so she wore panties with lace
should see the look on their face
when she took them off in the loo
Form: Limerick

Given

she said she
is giving
me her
panties and
her toothbrush

to take and 
taste her in 
my mouth
without 
fluoride

i brush
and floss
with her
crotchless
danties
Form:

Miss Contrude

reading her
email she
wrote

"help me
to uncover
the flames"

not realizing she
woke with
a fever

my thoughts thinking
that she wanted me
to remove her panties
Form:

Cantar Cantar

The incerating toilet
A merchants dream
Product.
A byproduct environmently
friendly 

By: Aspect Kindly
Of Pizzerene Inc.
A V
Pribe-More Business Co.
Music and Dance
Form: Ballad

Premium Member My Own Wiggle Mill

Wearing pink panties, I get such a thrill Ones with butterflies and yellow daffodils Shimmy and shake My own earthquake Creating a furor with my wiggle mill
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Embarrassingly Bawdy Limerick

Nothing cooled the jets of Charlene Banties
Not drink or water hose from her aunties.
Sticky by summer’s night
Sweat master by daylight
Summer sun kept her wet to her panties.
Form: Limerick

In the Woods

red ant in your hair
white cotton pants stained with green – 
twilight of passion

05.11.2019
Sexyku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Richard Lamoureux
Syllables Per Line:	5 7 5
Form: Haiku

Premium Member A Clown I Am

As they say, all the world loves a clown On ye ole Soup I'm quite renowned For guffaws and giggles And making you wiggle Grab your panties, else they may fall down
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Clown I Am

As they say, all the world loves a clown On ye ole Soup I'm quite renowned For guffaws and giggles And making you wiggle Grab your panties, else they may fall down
Form: Limerick

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