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Pain In The Ass Poems | Examples of Pain In The Ass Poetry

Pain In The Ass Poems. Below are examples of poems about pain in the ass. This list of poetry about pain in the ass is made of PoetrySoup member poems. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples of pain in the ass poetry. This list of works about pain in the ass is a great resource for examples of pain in the ass poems and show how to write poems about pain in the ass. Definitions may be included where appropriate.

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List of Pain In The Ass Poems

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PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
constipation hell worse than perdition matthew harris Concrete pain in the ass, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Self Mutilation matthew harris Dramatic monologue pain in the ass, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Unscrupulous Man Christine Phillips Dramatic monologue pain in the ass, betrayal, conflict, courage, creation,
Constipation hell worse than perdition matthew harris I do not know? pain in the ass, angst, anxiety, blessing, conflict,
Alpha Bet Cap Cha matthew harris Free verse pain in the ass, anxiety, crazy, devotion, giggle,
Premium Member Poem More Trump Neddling James Horn Limerick pain in the ass, allegory, analogy,
Backside Broadside Paul Schneiter Limerick pain in the ass, humor,
Paybacks Are Hell Bo Lanier Free verse pain in the ass, anger, hurt,
Premium Member Poem Vacation, Duration, Frustration, grrr James Fraser Limerick pain in the ass, anger, holiday, humor, money,
Cowboys Amy Green Cowboy pain in the ass, death, longing, love, boy,

The Three Little Pigs - A New Story
by Stephen Curtis
Now here's a tale that needs to be told
Of three little pigs so very different
Their names were Ernest, Roger and Winky
These names by their parents...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, fantasy, humor,

INTEGRATION
by Billy Marshall Stoneking
Being an American in Australia isn’t easy,

but I’m trying to integrate;

I’m trying to fit in.

Just one of the boys with all the right expressions

under my...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, culture, immigration, international, metaphor,

Even MORE Somewhat Twisted Thoughts of the Day
by Tim Ryerson
ON THE ROCKS
 
Talk about bad luck, I hit rock bottom and broke a leg
One advantage to hitting rock bottom is at least I know...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, funny, me, day, horse,

Mrs Hemorrhoid
by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO
You messed around 
and married a real 
"pain-in-the butt" man 

known throughout the land 
for ripping
burning 
completely deserting 
then leaving 
women hurting

his only claim to...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, life,

Love Betrayed
by olusegun Arowolo


I gave her my heart and life,
but it was such a deep illusion,
which cut my soul and being with a knife,
I stood by her during...

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Quatrain | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, love, sad, heart, heart,

Puppy
by Allyssa Porter
I know these puppies
They are very pain in ass
It’s not very hard to have fun with them
They will follow you
They are all different sizes
These puppies...

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I do not know? | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, animalspain,

SLY FOX-- Dedication SillyBilly theKidster ,1,
by Poet Destroyer A
((( THIS POEM IS A DEDICATION
((( TO MY nemesis and pest Silly Billy theKidster
((( HE  JOINed MY CONTEST AS A JOKE
~~~~ both # 1...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, animals, slam, me, animal,

of thee i WING by phree
by jeffry cohan
some people claim that i am free
now ain't that a god-damned gas
i assure you being as restricted as me
is a predominant pain in the ass

this...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, angstpeople, me, people,

Dandelions
by Robert Pettit
These weeds seem to multiply in a plethora.
They have long tap roots that must reach to China.
I try my best to pull them out with...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, funny

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SLY FOX - Dramatic verse, Epic and Deep
by Billy TheKidster
SLY  FOX - Dramatic verse, Epic and Deep.
Dramatic verse? How surprising coming from the SLY FOX Drama Queen.
Epic and deep? Well, excuse me
but you...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, slamme,

TXTSPK
by Eamon Duffin
We never had a gap year when I attended school
Now when I meet those that did, I feel such a fool
While I rushed to get...

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I do not know? | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, confusionwords, art, art, child,

Unwanted love
by Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Unwanted love, like constipation, a pain in the ass
It will upset you for many days 
Once dumped, system cleared, the trouble will pass
You’ll be able...

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Chastushka | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, funny

STUPIDITY
by Iman Roy
I try to shut up for good.
Hanging on to the crumbled sheet,i roll
A messed-up head with muffled thoughts
Another Christmas carol..


Darn,I gotta stop
I Think to myself,twitch...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, friendship, peace,

The Naked Truth
by Katherine Stella
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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, adventure, caregiving, cowboy-western, education,

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The Nature of Man. Co-written with Carolyn Devonshire
by James Fraser
My molten core is bursting at the seams
Billowing ash and smoke circle above
Volcanic eruptions are on the rise
Intense balls of fire I toss from my...

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Quatrain | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, natureself, self,

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Adam Speaks to Eve
by Joe Flach
I was all alone
  When first I did roam
     Through our Paradise,
So I asked Him above
  For someone to...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, funnypain,

RUNAWAY TRAIN
by John Trusty
While others writers think of love
you’ve shat on that pure white dove.
Before on and on, I must go,
I’m telling others of what I know.

Love to...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, life, satireheart, heart, love,

Just Who Do You Think You Are
by Tim Ryerson
Little lost weenie ---
Shivering in the fog
Skimpy coat, bulging bones
Strayed too far from her home

I don't keep --ggie food
(Ain't no spoiled picky prude!)
(I'll settle for...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, pets,

Door Way
by John Zoller
Door Way

Standing there planted
between Ingress and Egress 
Blathering in the Doorway
stalls the Princess unmoving

Other guests attempt to pass
Her Royal Highness 
Silhouetted pain in the ass...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, social

The Questions.
by Perla delRio
As I thrift my self to sleep
I think of what I could of done differently
As I wake up every morning
Thinking this day is as worse...

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I do not know? | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: pain in the ass, lost love, lovepain,