Pain In The Ass Poems | Examples

A cold December Night

It happened on a cold December night
I entered the room
to a beautiful sight
She welcomed me in   
no questions asked
Even though I was pain in the ass.
As time goes by each and every day
I adore this woman in every way
My soul begins to melt
Hard to describe the emotions I felt
My heart starts to flutter when I enter the room
What more can I say I love her to the moon

MENTOR

They say he is cut from a different cloth
Dances to a different drummer
Walks with a steady stride where he goes
Offers all enough respect to earn his
Finds humor in his own foibles as well as yours
Values lessons taught by puppies and babies
Will not give you the time of day but will spend it with you
He can change and diaper a baby and rock her to sleep
And later how to spit and change a tire
He will stand, grit his teeth, and allow you to grow
In knowledge, strength, belief and let you experience
All that goes with knowledge, strength and beliefs
He will offer warnings and cautions while hiding his fear
For there is a difference between lessons that are taught
And lessons that are learned through experience
He will find humor in the hardest lessons
And lessons in the laughter of learning
He is a pain in the ass
For he challenges himself
In the same way he challenges you
I believe we have all met them
Those who lead without asking others to follow
Who teach as they pass through our lives
Leaving us to smile and whisper “thank you”

Pain In Life and Death

You were a pain in the ass in life
You are a pain in the ass in death
I still resent you for causing so much pain to the people I love
Yet how to be mad at someone with mental illness?
No one wants to talk about it

Isolation

"Isolation"

There is a thin line between life and death , both are a pain in the ass and inescapable.

We are all capable yet invisible though in visible to the sight of ignorance and that's the worst kind of injustice.

The bird you land is the bird you flew as we bask into the twilight of a wasted realisation.

People are the problem not Lucifer , the government , phamarceuticals and segregation.

We build walls that barricade us from being a Voltron that shall usher our planet into an infinite of bliss.

The Weatherman Says

Good morning ladies and gentlemen,
I'm just looking out my door.
It has been raining through the night,
Looks like we'll get some more.
But don't worry all you gardeners,
The sun will be out soon.
Just as quick as this snow melts,
Your flowers will start to bloom.
The wind will blow away the leaves,
So you can cut your grass.
I am your local weatherman,
A right pain in the ass.

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Finally Over

So, Brexit is finally over and it with
a sigh of relief we see them leave the scene
 pain in the ass for too long.
 The haughty manners and arrogance 
of the British delegates who never agreed
on anything delegates from other nations
always demanding preferential treatment,
became a constant irritant for others.
You see, Britain was once an imperial nation
And it is their blood to push others about.
Just like the USA does today.

Backside Broadside

Jim Steneson had a problem with gas
without warning he'd let out a blast.
The stink was obscene
folks escaped the scene
and denounced Jim as a pain in the ass.

Paybacks Are Hell

Well and Paybacks are hell aren't they
But you can't say you didn't have it
Coming...
Respect me and I'll respect you
Disrespect me and I'll disrespect you
It works both ways...
Don’t make it harder on yourself now than 
Than it has to be...check your facts
Before you go and make yourself look like
A jackass, but you are never wrong are you?
Well I swear you are a royal pain in the ass
But hey Paybacks Are Hell aren't they and 
You can't say you didn't have it coming...
So here’s an eye for an eye as they say
Karma’s a ***** and it cuts both ways...
Respect me and I'll respect you....
Disrespect me and I'll disrespect you...
Paybacks Are Hell aren't they...?

Vacation, Duration, Frustration, Grrr

I know of a pretty New Jersey lass
Who decided to vacation First Class
But on the very first night
Oh no! Cancelled flight
What a total pain in the ass

I'm sure her tomorrows will be better
Or she'll surely be posting a letter
If her plane don't take off soon
It could be worse than High Noon
She'll be angry, we'll just have to fetter

When things couldn't have gotten any worse
Once again she has to dip into her purse
For the flight is okay
But triple charges she'll pay
A vacation just shouldn't be a curse




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Mrs Hemorrhoid

You messed around 
and married a real 
"pain-in-the butt" man 

known throughout the land 
for ripping
burning 
completely deserting 
then leaving 
women hurting

his only claim to fame 
is over reacting 
and lacking class
a self-proclaimed pain in the ass
a crook with line 
and hook to cast 

things will never be the same
trade away your maiden name 
to Mrs. Hemorrhoid 
and wear his name with class.

Love Betrayed

I gave her my heart and life,
but it was such a deep illusion,
which cut my soul and being with a knife,
I stood by her during trails and diffusion.

Due to leadership tussle at my work place,
which led to my set-up with a big error,
I thought she was there to save my face,...
My sentence to six months was a big terror.

I believe she`ll stood by to put more pressure,
This was not suppose to be my portion,
With her love,I`ll serve with all pleasure,
At the end,our love will have a wonderful caption.

It was like being hit by a hurricane,
When I learned that she left with my lass,
My Baby,that I cherished more than sugarcane,
I wept!,wept like a teenager with a pain in the ass.

she left me empty with no money,
Faraway to an unknown land by air,
Even though I love her more than honey,
This treatment is killing and strictly unfair.

I doubt whether I can still love again,
For my heart is damaged and irreparable,
Even if passion and love fall like rain,
my love is dead,gone and irrefutable.

Puppy

I know these puppies
They are very pain in ass
It’s not very hard to have fun with them
They will follow you
They are all different sizes
These puppies are no other
Like other dogs
Yes they are puppies
Puppies are like children
They will cry and throw a fit
They are huge pain in the ass
They are still children
They are puppies
Some are ugly
Some are very uglier
There is only one I like
He is black
The rest is not bad
Just a bunch of puppies

Dandelions

These weeds seem to multiply in a plethora.
They have long tap roots that must reach to China.
I try my best to pull them out with each attack.
Unfortunately, they always manage to grow back.
Those yellow blossoms pop up all over the lawn.
Oh how I would really like to see them gone.
The airborne seeds just permeate all over.
They are a bigger nuisance than crabgrass or clover.
Yes, those botanical pests are a pain in the ass.
They make their presence and crowd out the grass.
Does anybody have a surefire remedy?
If so, then tell me about it immediately!

Sly Fox - Dramatic Verse, Epic and Deep

SLY  FOX - Dramatic verse, Epic and Deep.
Dramatic verse? How surprising coming from the SLY FOX Drama Queen.
Epic and deep? Well, excuse me
but you have me confused with somebody else entirely.
I'm about as deep as PD's so called poetry.
So listen good and listen hard to me my little SLY FOX Drama Queen pretty.
Go stick your SLY FOX head on the body of a donkey
so that all who then see you will truly see you as
what you truly are. A Royal Pain In The Ass!
Yeah, again I know this isn't the correct form
Feel free to disqualify me.
I just happened to be rambling along
and thought I'd stop for a quick slam on PD.

This isn't for PD's contest,
but I'm entering it anyway because I'm her nemesis and pest.

*TheKidsterWasHere*

Unwanted Love

Unwanted love, like constipation, a pain in the ass
It will upset you for many days 
Once dumped, system cleared, the trouble will pass
You’ll be able to go your separate ways

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