Mrs Hemorrhoid

You messed around 
and married a real 
"pain-in-the butt" man 

known throughout the land 
for ripping
burning 
completely deserting 
then leaving 
women hurting

his only claim to fame 
is over reacting 
and lacking class
a self-proclaimed pain in the ass
a crook with line 
and hook to cast 

things will never be the same
trade away your maiden name 
to Mrs. Hemorrhoid 
and wear his name with class.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 1/6/2012 1:30:00 PM
i know a few mrs hemmorrhiod =))
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Date: 1/3/2012 9:49:00 PM
I think I may have seen all your poems now, Joey. Rereading this one. I really like the wit here!
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Date: 12/25/2011 11:07:00 PM
JSLambert,, love it..lol..., thank you for sharing.. May the magic of writing fill your days here on the soup. May all your dreams come true this holiday season. I hope you are enjoying the blessings that Christmas brings.. filling our hearts with hope and joy, just take care of yourself... once again enjoyed your poem,,always,..p.d.
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Date: 12/16/2011 10:55:00 PM
I loved the sarcasm of this one. GREAT job, Joey!! Very fun to read.
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Date: 12/16/2011 3:10:00 PM
who would of thought,,,,,,great name,,,,,,,you have creative ideas,,and i enjoy your writings,,,
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Date: 12/16/2011 1:11:00 PM
Ouch! I never thought about writing about such a painful thing..Good one!
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Date: 12/16/2011 8:02:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your poetry this morning JS. I hope you have a wonderful weekend. I am going to see if I can write something for a couple contests this weekend. Hope you find the inspiration to do the same. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and yours. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/16/2011 4:59:00 AM
I love this write, very clever! Your idea is awesome, and written very well!! Great Work!!
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Date: 12/16/2011 1:01:00 AM
What a slam! Love it!
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