Short Pain In The Ass Poems
Short Pain In The Ass Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pain In The Ass by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pain In The Ass by length and keyword.
Backside Broadside
Jim Steneson had a problem with gas
without warning he'd let out a blast.
The stink was obscene
folks escaped the scene
and denounced Jim as a pain in the ass....
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Categories:
pain in the ass, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Unwanted Love
Unwanted love, like constipation, a pain in the ass
It will upset you for many days
Once dumped, system cleared, the trouble will pass
You’ll be able to go your separate ways...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, funny
Form:
Chastushka
Pain In Life and Death
You were a pain in the ass in life
You are a pain in the ass in death
I still resent you for causing so much pain to the people I love
Yet how to be mad at someone with mental illness?
No one wants to talk about it...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, death,
Form:
Free verse
The Cake Also Rises
Great literary treat
From Ernest Hemmingroid
No Pillsbury man, be he....
No push-over poet....
No eat-your -cake too fake.....
He rises to the occasion,
Sun or Rain,
Yeah, sometimes...
He's a pain in the ass
But, rest assured,
It's not just gas......
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Categories:
pain in the ass, funny, on writing and words, parody, satire,
Form:
Burlesque
A cold December Night
It happened on a cold December night
I entered the room
to a beautiful sight
She welcomed me in
no questions asked
Even though I was pain in the ass.
As time goes by each and every day
I adore this woman in every way
My soul begins to melt
Hard to describe the emotions I felt
My heart starts to flutter when I enter the room
What more can I say I love her to the moon
...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, anxiety, appreciation, december, emotions, friendship love, how
Form:
Sonnet
Mrs Hemorrhoid
You messed around
and married a real
"pain-in-the butt" man
known throughout the land
for ripping
burning
completely deserting
then leaving
women hurting
his only claim to fame
is over reacting
and lacking class
a self-proclaimed pain in the ass
a crook with line
and hook to cast
things will never be the same
trade away your maiden name
to Mrs. Hemorrhoid
and wear his name with class....
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Categories:
pain in the ass, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, life, love, passion, people,
Form:
Rhyme
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
To all that who knock
But I won't answer the door
Till the face on this clock
Says tomorrow, tomorrow
And Christmas has passed
And I can sigh a relief
To this pain in the ass
So thanks for your time
And your Christmas good cheer
But what I need most is perfectly clear
Some peace and some quiet
Is all that I ask
So don't be like Christmas
A pain in the ass...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, funny, holiday, lifechristmas, pain, christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
The Naked Truth
< our top story tonight is Lawyers
a pain in the ass and real spoilers
with fancy cars homes suits
fifteen hundred kaboot
rather hire cowboy wearing just spurs
Entry For Carolyn Devonshire's
Lawyer Limerick's Contest
GL All...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, adventure, caregiving, cowboy-western, education, fantasy, funny, imagination,
Form:
Limerick
Finally Over
So, Brexit is finally over and it with
a sigh of relief we see them leave the scene
pain in the ass for too long.
The haughty manners and arrogance
of the British delegates who never agreed
on anything delegates from other nations
always demanding preferential treatment,
became a constant irritant for others.
You see, Britain was once an imperial nation
And it is their blood to push others about.
Just like the USA does today....
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Categories:
pain in the ass, 8th grade, devotion, earth day,
Form:
Blank verse
Puppy
I know these puppies
They are very pain in ass
It’s not very hard to have fun with them
They will follow you
They are all different sizes
These puppies are no other
Like other dogs
Yes they are puppies
Puppies are like children
They will cry and throw a fit
They are huge pain in the ass
They are still children
They are puppies
Some are ugly
Some are very uglier
There is only one I like
He is black
The rest is not bad
Just a bunch of puppies...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, animalspain,
Form:
I do not know?
The Weatherman Says
Good morning ladies and gentlemen,
I'm just looking out my door.
It has been raining through the night,
Looks like we'll get some more.
But don't worry all you gardeners,
The sun will be out soon.
Just as quick as this snow melts,
Your flowers will start to bloom.
The wind will blow away the leaves,
So you can cut your grass.
I am your local weatherman,
A right pain in the ass.
11/march/2022
You're a weather forecaster poetry contest
Sponsored by
Matt caliri...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, fun, funny, nature, weather,
Form:
Rhyme