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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited
Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.
A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes
of agonizing death scene rendition
stabbing sphincter muscle spasms
wrench yours truly...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, abuse, adventure, anger, angst, body, humorous, obituary,
Form:
Free verse
Defecation accidentally clogged
Defecation accidentally clogged...
for the umpteenth time
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks
on porcelain throne id est
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening
to overflow onto the floor,
and hence found yours truly (me)
immersing himself...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing, december, extended metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
Unscrupulous Man
You crawled out of her innocent womb
Kicking , begging and screaming
But it is too late for you to be redeemed
You were born evil and corrupted
and you have a very dirty...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, betrayal, conflict, courage, creation, earth, encouraging, women,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Turgid Song Redux
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux,
a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks
As of early morning
today - September 8th, 2022,
I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, endurance, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
100 Percent Natural Psyllium Husk Delivered Solid Ecstasy
100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy
As of late - I could not but barely move
mine whole body felt
analogous to sluggish mollusk
frequent constipation found yours truly
doubled over in gastrointestinal agony
as if elephant or red (livid...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, best friend, caregiving, freedom, happiness, humorous, hurt,
Form:
Free verse
The Three Little Pigs - a New Story
Now here's a tale that needs to be told
Of three little pigs so very different
Their names were Ernest, Roger and Winky
These names by their parents were given
Now I could say these pigs were not so...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, fantasy, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Cowboys
-LAST DAYS OF OLD BEN-
“See that man up there on the mountain, son?”
“Yeah Pop, why’s he a’jes sittin there starin’ out at nuthin?"
Well, son it ain’t nothin’ he’s seein’…Just nuthin...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, death, longing, love, boy,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Home Wrecker
You’re not welcomed here anymore
You got no business here anymore
You got no right to come in here anymore
You don’t have to come here anymore.
You leave for work
Come back later just to leave
An hour passes and...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, anger, angst, betrayal, dad, family, father,
Form:
Free verse
Alpha Bet Cap Cha
Alpha Bet Cap Cha
Just twenty six letters of the english language to whit
twisted in various & sundry combinations pit
this bull dog of a canonical wordsmith with true grit
to craft bone a fide filigreed grammatical parts...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, anxiety, crazy, devotion, giggle, imagination, power, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Didn't we all become poets 4 : working - pain in the ass - new and improved
/ "Like Open-Mic Explosions from The End of Language". - Chat-GPT comment
_____
Madmen leaked a rash of sky-blue puddle;
fatally cloistered the hat-flu's hubble -
To wit:
The half-time half-life smile of she and the other...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, abuse, social, society, writing, yellow,
Form:
Vogon Poetry
Sly Fox-- Dedication Sillybilly Thekidster ,1,
((( THIS POEM IS A DEDICATION
((( TO MY nemesis and pest Silly Billy theKidster
((( HE JOINed MY CONTEST AS A JOKE
~~~~ both # 1 are for fun ~~~~
*** ...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, animals, slam, me, animal, animal, me, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
I Am Trying To Live
Hey what did I miss?
Do I owe you something,
that every time I make a move in life you react?
Do I owe you success?
That every time I drown, making bad decisions
You recognize,
Judging like an expert.
Does it...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, anniversary, deep, life, poems, solitude, wisdom,
Form:
Rhyme
Integration
Being an American in Australia isn’t easy,
but I’m trying to integrate;
I’m trying to fit in.
Just one of the boys with all the right expressions
under my belt, like:
pasty...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, culture, immigration, international, metaphor, self,
Form:
Free verse
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 1
Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux
a worse hellish fate than perdition
At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours truly
felt he would die
an undertaking malaise
found me experiencing physical...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, angst, anxiety, body, destiny, father, grave, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Self Mutilation
literary food for thought.
Self Mutilation:
(ah bet thar iz an app for that!)
within unlit partial "FAKE abattoir"
sans wardrobe alcove
where dust bunnies didst allures
completing a simple task among
...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, 10th grade, 12th grade, abuse, anger, emotions,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Unquotable Quotes: Xliv - Tongue-Teasing Epigrams
UNQUOTABLE QUOTES: XLIV
Don’t translate poems if you want yours read.
A pain in the ass is a pain nevertheless.
A « race" in any other language is still the shape of the nose.
Every cloud hides shining gold...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, humor, irony, satire, word play,
Form:
Epigram
Runaway Train
While others writers think of love
you’ve shat on that pure white dove.
Before on and on, I must go,
I’m telling others of what I know.
Love to ride the ‘Royal Scotsman,”
but this train I’m on is full...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, life, satireheart, heart, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Even More Somewhat Twisted Thoughts of the Day
ON THE ROCKS
Talk about bad luck, I hit rock bottom and broke a leg
One advantage to hitting rock bottom is at least I know which way is up now
I hit Rock’s bottom and he...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, funny, me, day, horse, love, me,
Form:
Light Verse
Txtspk
We never had a gap year when I attended school
Now when I meet those that did, I feel such a fool
While I rushed to get my grades and a job of work
Others lay in bed...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, confusionwords, art, art, child,
Form:
I do not know?
Constipation Hell Worse Than Perdition
less than twenty four hours after dashing off a poem
explaining why i wanted to die
found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis,
a bowel movement wherein waste unable...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Concrete
High School
Ah, that smell of bread from Home Ec.,
Just can't be real to me,
Because school just seems to be a part of everyone's misery,
But then I realize
The bread from there is as real as a bakery's.
And...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, school,
Form:
Free verse
Of Thee I Wing By Phree
some people claim that i am free
now ain't that a god-damned gas
i assure you being as restricted as me
is a predominant pain in the ass
this isn't right
restricting my flight
And I'll tell you upon whom I...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, angstpeople, me, people,
Form:
Free verse
Onerous Anus Complex Number One
Pain in the ass devoid of dreck
inapropos poetic material what the heck
more unbearable than crick in neck
shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck
the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?.
Spasmodic cramping imposed
automatic rhyming abbreviation
comeuppance (analogous to daggers
stabbing...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, fate,
Form:
Imagism
Constipation Hell Worse Than Perdition
Less than twenty-four hours after dashing off a poem
explaining why i wanted to die
found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis,
a bowel movement wherein waste unable to...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, angst, anxiety, blessing, conflict, grave, pain, self,
Form:
I do not know?
Dad Was a Nazi
If sex was not such a blinding contrast
to the world of everyday sensate suffering
It would most assuredly be considered
by all of us as something of a bother
its appendage telepathies a pain in the ass
hi it's...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse