Best Pain In The Ass Poems
Below are the all-time best Pain In The Ass poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of pain in the ass poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Weatherman SaysGood morning ladies and gentlemen,
I'm just looking out my door.
It has been raining through the night,
Looks like we'll get some more.
But don't worry all you...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, fun, funny, nature, weather,
Form:
Rhyme
Constipation Hell Worse Than PerditionLess than twenty-four hours after dashing off a poem
explaining why i wanted to die
found me experiencing physical duress vis a vis,...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, angst, anxiety, blessing, conflict,
Form:
I do not know?
Sly Fox-- Dedication Sillybilly Thekidster ,1,((( THIS POEM IS A DEDICATION
((( TO MY nemesis and pest Silly Billy theKidster
((( HE JOINed MY CONTEST AS A JOKE
~~~~ both # 1...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, animals, slam, me, animal,
Form:
Rhyme
Runaway TrainWhile others writers think of love
you’ve shat on that pure white dove.
Before on and on, I must go,
I’m telling others of what I know.
Love to...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, life, satireheart, heart, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Vacation, Duration, Frustration, Grrr
I know of a pretty New Jersey lass
Who decided to vacation First Class
But on the very first night
Oh no! Cancelled flight
What a total pain in...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, anger, holiday, humor, money,
Form:
Limerick
IntegrationBeing an American in Australia isn’t easy,
but I’m trying to integrate;
I’m trying to fit in.
Just one of the boys with all the right expressions
under my...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, culture, immigration, international, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
pain in the ass, adventure, caregiving, cowboy-western, education,
Form:
Limerick
Mrs HemorrhoidYou messed around
and married a real
"pain-in-the butt" man
known throughout the land
for ripping
burning
completely deserting
then leaving
women hurting
his only claim to...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Sly Fox - Dramatic Verse, Epic and DeepSLY FOX - Dramatic verse, Epic and Deep.
Dramatic verse? How surprising coming from the SLY FOX Drama Queen.
Epic and deep? Well, excuse me
but you...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, slamme,
Form:
Rhyme
Even More Somewhat Twisted Thoughts of the DayON THE ROCKS
Talk about bad luck, I hit rock bottom and broke a leg
One advantage to hitting rock bottom is at least I know...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, funny, me, day, horse,
Form:
Light Verse
High SchoolAh, that smell of bread from Home Ec.,
Just can't be real to me,
Because school just seems to be a part of everyone's misery,
But then I...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, school,
Form:
Free verse
Unwanted LoveUnwanted love, like constipation, a pain in the ass
It will upset you for many days
Once dumped, system cleared, the trouble will pass
You’ll be able...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, funny
Form:
Chastushka
Unscrupulous ManYou crawled out of her innocent womb
Kicking , begging and screaming
But it is too late for you to be redeemed
You were born evil...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, betrayal, conflict, courage, creation,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
The Three Little Pigs - a New StoryNow here's a tale that needs to be told
Of three little pigs so very different
Their names were Ernest, Roger and Winky
These names by their parents...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, fantasy, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Backside BroadsideJim Steneson had a problem with gas
without warning he'd let out a blast.
The stink was obscene
folks escaped the scene
and denounced Jim as a pain in...
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Categories:
pain in the ass, humor,
Form:
Limerick