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Vacation, Duration, Frustration, Grrr

I know of a pretty New Jersey lass
Who decided to vacation First Class
But on the very first night
Oh no! Cancelled flight
What a total pain in the ass

I'm sure her tomorrows will be better
Or she'll surely be posting a letter
If her plane don't take off soon
It could be worse than High Noon
She'll be angry, we'll just have to fetter

When things couldn't have gotten any worse
Once again she has to dip into her purse
For the flight is okay
But triple charges she'll pay
A vacation just shouldn't be a curse




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Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2014

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Secrets Inyoureyes Date: 9/1/2014 9:17:00 AM I love this poem and how you always put humour in your poems...well most of them. :) Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 9/1/2014 3:11:00 PM Many thanks Talicia, James :)

Poet Destroyer A Date: 7/29/2014 12:52:00 PM James, Sweet smiles to you, sweet smiles to all.. Congratulations, on making Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest list. LOVE LINDA Login to Reply

Casarah Nance Date: 7/27/2014 10:09:00 AM Bravo, grats on your win sweetie! Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/27/2014 1:32:00 PM Thank you kindly Casarah. Limericks are fun to write, James.....

Roy Jerden Date: 7/27/2014 9:07:00 AM Well done! Congratulations on your placement! Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/27/2014 1:26:00 PM Thank you Roy, much appreciated, James.....

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 7/27/2014 8:39:00 AM Great winning limericks James! Big Congrats! Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/27/2014 1:10:00 PM Thanks Upma, always a challenge to get the punch lines, James.....

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 7/27/2014 1:01:00 AM A Great string of Limerick. Congrats on the win, James Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/27/2014 12:43:00 PM It was fun writing it Dr. Ram, glad you liked it, James.....

Joyce Johnson Date: 7/26/2014 4:29:00 PM A great win. Love, Joyce Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/27/2014 12:39:00 PM Many thanks Joyce, James x

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/26/2014 1:56:00 PM Awesome win, James. I knew this would be on the list. Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/27/2014 12:31:00 PM Thank you kindly Andrea :) xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/26/2014 1:41:00 PM Way to go with this great winning work..Congrats...Sara Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/27/2014 12:23:00 PM Thank you Sara, it was a joy to write, James :)

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 7/26/2014 11:52:00 AM Dear James, LOVE this poem! Congratulations on a great win and thank you for supporting my contest. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/27/2014 12:19:00 PM Thank you kindly for honouring my Limerick Carolyn, James :)

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/16/2014 5:44:00 PM It's a dang shame when they turn into a curse, that is for sure. Nicely done, my friend. A sure winner. Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/17/2014 2:00:00 PM Thank you Andrea, as yet I've to witness such vacation blues, so hopefully never, James :)

Sara Kendrick Date: 7/16/2014 5:08:00 PM Reads like a winner..Way to go for the contest..Thanks for stopping by..Most of my trip to The Grand Canyon wasn't that bad and I was blessed to get to go and see the magnificent sight..Sara Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/17/2014 1:56:00 PM I'm glad you managed to witness such a terrific place, James :)

Arlene Smith Date: 7/16/2014 2:36:00 PM Whew! Another reason I don't fly!!.. Good luck in the contest my friend.. Hugs.. Arlene Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/17/2014 1:32:00 PM Your words will soar for you Arlene, James :)

Jslambert Mister Roboto Date: 7/14/2014 8:04:00 PM damn triple charges! GO RUSH. yOU are the only one who recognized what the piece was about! NICE FISHEYE LENS bro.! Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/17/2014 1:21:00 PM Domo Arigato JS, just maybe this 'Highlander' is no longer a 'Man in the Wilderness' thanks kindly :) :)

Charmaine Chircop Date: 7/12/2014 4:48:00 PM Got me chuckling..I wouldn't be so happy if it happened to me though : ).Very entertaining poem,highlander. Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/17/2014 1:16:00 PM Thank you kindly Charmaine, and your right, I don't think we'd want this to happen to us, James :)

Barbara Gorelick Date: 7/12/2014 12:06:00 PM I think this is just what she is looking for. We ended up with LOTs of extra charges last time we flew.. good one! BG Login to Reply James Fraser Date: 7/17/2014 1:12:00 PM I thoroughly enjoyed writing this Limerick, and Carolyn gave us the clues in her Blog, thanks Barbara ;) James :)