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Oops Poems - Poems about Oops

Premium Member OOPS
They are caught in the web of enthusiasm Radical thoughts locking their minds in spasm Unsure of their locus Eyes blinking to focus Following leaders into the chasm ...

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Categories: oops, irony,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Is There Such a Thing as a Dumb Question? Oops
It's often been conjectured, though I've seen no one prove it. What do we need, from our lexicon, to remove it? To disprove it, it would be sufficient - more than ample, simply to supply a single counterexample. Now, thank God, we have it, and it's indisputable. A question who's stupidity is immutable. So now, friends and colleagues, I offer...

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Categories: oops, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Oops
Please ignore the title of the poem before this one I put the wrong title on the wrong thing and I don't know how to fix it ....

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Categories: oops, internet,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member P-oopS
Why is it Bears s**t in the woods while a deer leave sign?...

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Categories: oops, animal,
Form: Questionku
Oops
We are not accidental like a spill, incidentals, we are Elementals of love, with a will and lifeblood. We are deliberate, destined,...

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Categories: oops, art,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Oops - Van Gogh
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears - a confusing metaphor. 7/18/2023...

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Categories: oops, metaphor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Oops - Van Gogh
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears - a confusing metaphor. 7/18/2023...

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Categories: oops, metaphor,
Form: Monoku
Oops
Sorry mom. Pill after pill still not filled except with depression. Held back but I wanna run And as the sun sets it’s been another day of fun. Tried to share my smile And it felt so ing fake Gave you the benefit of the doubt nope you slithered like a snake. Lie after lie and I don’t...

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Categories: oops, abuse, anxiety, depression, divorce,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Oops I Forgot Our Anniversary
Oops! I forgot our anniversary Because you've been too icky Because you've messed up big time You have not been fair or sublime Sweet honey, I am sorry, I totally forgot However, if you keep your promise You will, without a doubt, get a whole lot Of rewards and gifts and no mess Next year If you love me, I'll give you my all My...

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Categories: oops, anniversary, courage, crazy, dream,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Oops
Don’t know why I’m still here. The scratching on the wall read: “THE WORLD ENDED YESTERDAY” John G. Lawless ©4/7/2023...

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Categories: oops, irony,
Form: Senryu
Experience Regina Tourism Flub
Regina city councillors under fire For ad campaign’s not looked at prior How someone did not think to inquire Check the news if you think me a liar This province had some odd news breaks Like the Tim Hortons with the snake… The moose in the school for hoof’s sake But this capital city goof takes the cake I suppose they were hoping...

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Categories: oops, words,
Form: Quatrain
I Messed Up
Sometimes I get muddled A little confused and mixed up I come out with funny things and make everyone crack up My workmate spent thousands on IVF I was explaining this one day but my brain seemed to go absent and I messed it up my own way I told my friends about her My brain was running free I meant to say IVF but said...

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Categories: oops, cheer up, funny, giggle,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Oops, the Human Zoo
As a girl. I skipped into to the garden, humming “Mary Lou.” Twas no fun at all, discovering the adult, mean, human zoo! ...

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Categories: oops, girl, humanity,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Uh-Oh Makes a Boo-Boo - Oops
Uh-oh met Oops made an egregious error Mistook Oops for Boo-boo thought a kiss'd make it better Oops lashed out called Uh-oh a name Boo-boo's not cured ~ Is Uh-oh to blame...

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Categories: oops, confusion, health, pain,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Oops
First sprinkles of snow Snowplows loaded with gravel Schools are closed notices, My momma takes off from work Weather forecaster is wrong! Written October 11, 2022...

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Categories: oops, snow, weather,
Form: Tanka

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