Short Oops Poems
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Please ignore the title of the poem before this one I put the wrong title on the wrong thing and I don't know how to fix it .
It was lurking,
that patch of ice,
as slick as glass.
Quite innocently
I stepped outside
and fell on my . . .
ankle.
Fine line between right and wrong
I would swear he was Mr Right
But alas, just another awful song
He was so uptight and not too bright
Party joy caught
Time stopped cold, click
Not caught no film
comp entry 13/02 1st go if done wrong please tell me cheers
Don’t know why I’m still here.
The scratching on the wall read:
“THE WORLD ENDED YESTERDAY”
John G. Lawless
©4/7/2023
She had a grin to beguile.
Her teeth shone white with her smile.
That all went away
on that dreadful day
her beau went the extra mile!
I stepped in “it”
cursed the owner
....not the dog.
John G. Lawless
1/2/2022
A ladies' man named Winston MacWilt
pursued many women to the hilt.
He eyed every skirt
ever ready to flirt.
But he died touching a Scot in a kilt.
Oops! Sue found me behind a tree,
I said I really had to p**,
so I unzipped my fly
as a cold wind blew by,
Sue laughed - there was not much to see!
Innocence blows in as the coldness of the wind,
Igniting an internal fire,
Washing away on the rays of sunlight,
To be consumed by evening moon glow.
There once was a girl named Shelly
Her favorite food was jelly
One day she over indulged
Until her tummy just bulged
She had put too much in her belly
The adult equivalent of children losing their innocence
is when adults come to find a much greater, broader open mind
because they've lost their ignorance.
His bedroom, tossed sheets - she mussed her hair, snapped selfie
posting everywhere, she knew there was no turning back
Pillow Note: Lie to her now, not me
I know I've been naughty,
but twas just a quick sortie
into ice cream and chips
forgetting the dips
now back to the green drinks
for those over forty!
They are caught in the web of enthusiasm
Radical thoughts locking their minds in spasm
Unsure of their locus
Eyes blinking to focus
Following leaders into the chasm
The man in the elevator, alas!
Struck a small talk with a lady of class.
Was dealt a bad card,
Was sucker-punched hard -
Dared to ask if she will go down, badass!
A pyromaniac named Jack,
Who hailed from the town of Hackensack,
Decided one day,
with matches he’d play
He’s a mummy now, flat on his back!
As a girl. I skipped into to the garden, humming “Mary Lou.”
Twas no fun at all, discovering the adult, mean, human zoo!
1/12/2023
Large prank
Barge sank
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Submitted March 1, 2018 for contest PUT YOUR FOOTLE OUT YOUR MOUTH sponsored by JAMES EDWARD LEE SR - RANKED 2ND
OOPS
he sat pondering
life’s depravity...
a fart with a lump
3/18/2019
contest – Writing Challenge 3 – March 2019 – Senryu Poetry Contest
sponsor – Dear Heart
Rhett's words to Miss Scarlet are not clear--
They have gone with the wind, now, I fear.
In his dyslexic curse,
He got the words in reverse--
"Frankly, madam, I don't give a dear.
Freshly changed diaper
Baby poops it and giggles
Change diaper again
Jan Allison
31st July 2014
Written for Haiku "aha" Moment Contest. Sponsored by Regina Riddle
Awarded 4th place
I write a lot of four-liners, though
I don’t lack for ideas or rhymes
My number one problem
No one taught me
~ Shorten your lines
Pretty / Woman
Handsome / Man
Phone / Call
Set / Date
Skip / Movie
Fumbled / Wrapper
Shattering / Sex
Nine / Months
Hello / Mommy
Hello / Daddy
Written for contest, condom wrapper
Form:
First sprinkles of snow
Snowplows loaded with gravel
Schools are closed notices,
My momma takes off from work
Weather forecaster is wrong!
Written October 11, 2022