Office Poems - Poems about Office

HAIKU MAXIMS FOR EVERYDAY OFFICE AND FIELD WORKS Clerical errors Must be on the part of clerk Unless you’re the boss Hastiness leads to Unproductiveness of work Thus, leads to disgrace Never say “I can’t” For doing it is your call Thoughtless man...Read the rest...

She left me. I’m getting groceries by myself. I don’t like it, but I don’t like to starve. Announcements make me jump. I want to leave, but need to survive. My therapist is out of the office. Trust me, I called. Candy...Read the rest...

was skipping through my bathroom one day about to land in my office, when an inner voice yelled hey! Turn on the light first, which I had never done, but did it this time. Saw a six foot...Read the rest...

SADLY THIS TERROR BEGAN WITH A JAMAICAN GUNMAN ARRIVING TO END MY LIFE WITH MY STALKER JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY TONI HENRY TOWANDA HENRY FINALLY SHAKEELA HENRY ATTEMPTING TO IMPERSONATE ME AND EXTORT MY AMERICAN...Read the rest...

Run to the box office and pick up the musical score, run to the box office the patrons are flooding the floors; you need more chairs to fill the open space, you need extra security...Read the rest...

Roll the credits on what's-his-name, walks like Eastwood, talks just like Wayne, saddled up on his trusted steed, pistol packing, sure he'll succeed, stealing the sunset, final frame. Red carpet ready, for acclaim, didn't notice the spotlights change, when he signed up,...Read the rest...

You can walk right into this image. Stand there near the typewriter if you like. Edward Hopper has allowed plenty of room. Although he has filled the space very well, As it is a small office, and her...Read the rest...

They are, Still in touch with reality They Value logistics over statistics, They ask the right questions. They don't believe in a totally cashless society, Their vision for the future includes a roadmap, That leads to prosperity for more than...Read the rest...

You are old, Uncle Joseph, your short stepping gait has aroused much comment in the media of late. My steps may be short but I still get along. Like Johnny Walker I'm still going strong. You are old, Uncle Joseph. If I...Read the rest...

They amaze me with their Athena thoughts - full-grown at birth - while I sit silently, my stereoscopic vision flat. As they speak, hypnotic images emerge with a three-dimensional power. I'm overwhelmed. Then suddenly, a bright jewel shines in my...Read the rest...

The post office parcel farce Those in charge a little bit harsh asleep at the wheel give them a bonus hundreds and hundreds and nobody noticed The honours awarded Community service Innocent to guilty that...Read the rest...

I’m excited to head home, and smile in my car with the radio cheering me on. The echos of everyone’s smiles as I strut out the office. I would feel the satisfaction of making the world smile. But...Read the rest...

Had to mail some packages; Waited on a line. Didn’t take too long and really, Everything was fine. Still, I was surprised to see My matched-up window clerk Was talking on the phone, non-stop, The whole time she did work. She never...Read the rest...

I made the bet on who’d win the game the Bulls looked great; my team played quite lame dressed in clown’s clothes with a red clown nose the whole office will laugh without shame ...Read the rest...

The Busy Office In the busy office, where the papers fly And the typewriters clack their endless song There is no room for beauty or for joy But only for the drudgery of the throng The workers toil from morn...Read the rest...