Office Poems - Poems about Office

In office halls, where silhouettes loom, Beware the boss who calls you aside to manipulate, A trap awaits, where whispers seal your destiny, Keep colleague woes locked deep, an unspoken weight. Security's helping hand may hold a test, Expectation's seed, in every coin you nest, Proximity breeds contempt, a subtle art, One day's omission, and you're branded apart. Close friendships forged in workplace...

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The scent of paper, aged and slightly worn, A quiet hum where stories have been born. The postal office stands, a steadfast keep, Where whispered secrets travel in their sleep. Behind the counter, faces kind and known, Have seen our joys and sorrows gently shown. The anxious wait, the hopeful hurried hand, Reaching for letters from...

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Sailing solo is unsafe and it's not much fun one winds up talking to oneself before the day is done but a bad day on the water or so someone said beats a good day at the office (and I would know) snug in my bunk bed so gentlemen here's a tip for you as all good sailors do (when they want to wee believe you...

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A spacious office was big and bold Now it is an unused space, painted bold There is a hut-like cubbyhole with mold To get in there, your legs have to fold The air is on high, so this space is cold Hoarder-messy, it has never sold...

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Oh, my gosh, I’m freaking and feel such dread. What the hay is this nonsense on my head? I can’t go to work, can't enter the office! I will be seen, visible to peers and bosses, be the fool who provided entertaiment gossip. God, please, send help, I am stress-nauseous. I do not care about appearing faultless, but I'd...

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Computer say’s no! We are trapped in the gloom Software is broken The office is a tomb American tech to you we plead Save the day and our voracious greed Look out! Here comes the tumble weed! We have become a dormant seed. ...

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I wonder how addled your brain has to be to want to suffer the slinging insults of buffoonery Tv news showing how cartoonery reality has become Each reporter is up to tomfoolery as they dig to the bottom to find something newsworthy like a skeleton hanging in the closet of your nursery Or a pirate lover with scurvy What a pervy They...

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Lucky Day As luck would have it I: put on the last pair of clean pants spilled cereal on them realized I was late for a meeting ran through a stop sign did not see the state trooper sitting there got a hefty fine rolled into an empty parking lot fell into a pile of mulch ran into the office found out that it was Saturday in...

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A young man would strut round the office block Thinking he was god's gift, come from fine stock But his hip wiggle Made the girls giggle If only he'd known how the staff would mock. Plainly seeking some office romances But the fool of a man spoilt his chances At an office do He was stuck like glue To the boss's wife, making...

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Manslaughter, murder and massacre is one But a visit to the dentist is another The eerie smiles hidden behind the masks The twinkly eyes filled with plots To offer they have lots and lots Oh… those dentists I wish I had never met…! Rubbery gloves and broken headlights Red sinks of blood The dirty water or is it mud? Disgusting pastes and painful syrups Tweezers,...

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It was Indian summer 1985 Fbi Alan King arrived we sat sipping lemonade as i prepared lunch for my two girl pregnant with my third child hoping for a boy this time laughing on the phone with lil Pete Gargano Jockey from Arlington Heights harness racing he said boys can take what life throws at...

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HAIKU MAXIMS FOR EVERYDAY OFFICE AND FIELD WORKS Clerical errors Must be on the part of clerk Unless you’re the boss Hastiness leads to Unproductiveness of work Thus, leads to disgrace Never say “I can’t” For doing it is your call Thoughtless man says it...

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She left me. I’m getting groceries by myself. I don’t like it, but I don’t like to starve. Announcements make me jump. I want to leave, but need to survive. My therapist is out of the office. Trust me, I called. Candy sounds good. I forget the olive oil. And the chicken. But I guess I’ll live. My therapist is out of the office. Still, she’s in...

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was skipping through my bathroom one day about to land in my office, when an inner voice yelled hey! Turn on the light first, which I had never done, but did it this time. Saw a six foot black rat snake, stopped my bare feet just in time. If I had landed on the snake, he would have no...

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SADLY THIS TERROR BEGAN WITH A JAMAICAN GUNMAN ARRIVING TO END MY LIFE WITH MY STALKER JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY TONI HENRY TOWANDA HENRY FINALLY SHAKEELA HENRY ATTEMPTING TO IMPERSONATE ME AND EXTORT MY AMERICAN POETRY I REPORTED HER ALL MY ORIGINAL WORK WAS RETURNED I RECEIVED VICTIMS COMPENSATION THROUGH CHARLIE CRIST OFFICE AFTER THIS...

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