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Offend Poems - Poems about Offend

Premium Member I’m Going To Offend You
I’m going to offend you I will I might I won’t be able to help myself help yourself to my apology my diatribe be my tribe I sign so you can hear me ...

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Categories: offend, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Things That Offend
Things That Offend Miracle Man 3/5 2025 At eight o’clock sharp our telephone starts ringing, Medicare telemarketers can drive us nuts. Seven calls daily keeps both of our hands wringing, seeking information from some elderly klutz. Then charitable letters from some we’ve aided, are reaching out to us concerning our estate. This causes some feelings of being degraded, we’re only a name and number whose...

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Categories: offend, age, blessing, god, how
Form: Lyric



Will Send To Friend and Never Offend
Have happy new year friend my poem to you I will send No one should offend such a pretty sight year has passed into the night new day clear and bright was agitated had been humiliated were both ill fated trail (path) (road) and end had reached was terrible when words preached sounded like he screeched a dream did appear full of love and so sincere wish that you...

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Categories: offend, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Caution: May Offend Vegetarians, Vegans, Those Who Eschew Gluttony, and Others
many prepping quickly stepping no time wasting bird needs basting ham needs slicing spuds need dicing boil them quickly cream them thickly dressing’s baking long time taking pintos sweet peas mac and cheese, please baking chess pies watching rolls rise tea is brewing feast, they’re viewing blessing’s sincere partake with cheer November 22, 2022 for Brian Strand's Premiere Choice Poetry Contest...

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Categories: offend, food, holiday,
Form: Footle
No One Offend and Reached His End
his twilight was near Henry is no longer here we always did fear no one did offend to heaven we had to send when he reached an end merry with much mirth he was merry with much mirth departed this earth away soul scurried when around he had hurried body we buried always was well fed no longer here and is dead he has gone to bed what we...

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Categories: offend, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku



Not Offend Any Friend
Why do good things reach an end; No one would I ever want to offend; Always will be your favorite friend, Which is what I always did intend. My love is like a lovely, lonely bird; Much sadness has always occurred; Blessed being in God's great herd; There are trying times we endured. There are some things we propose; Up to heaven like Jesus...

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Categories: offend, allegory, analogy,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member How To Offend a Neighbor
A young man in a brand-new red Ford pickup Is said to have had very, very bad luck Driving it rather hard, Through a neighbor’s front yard, The yard turned into a sodden muddy muck. written January 21, 2022...

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Categories: offend, humor, natural disasters,
Form: Limerick
In Vain
no body cares, listens or understands useless, senseless, meaningless actions yearend what's the point anyway everyday is the same every change is an illusion our life is a spiral the starting point is the same as end what do we really mend what do we learn except failure to bend our initial misery that is the trend of a life we spend in a locked land loneliness...

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Categories: offend, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member How Not To Offend God
How Not to Offend God! The best way to not taunt God I think Christ makes clear is not saying, “I grok God,” but “trust in God's Grace.” From the day soul’s assigned us and lives in our flesh till the day that flesh dies, there’s no act that redeems us from sin that’s not gift we derive from changed...

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Categories: offend, bible, faith, love,
Form: Rhyme
If I Offend
If I offend, let the reason be pure Should my presence spoil your thoughts, let not a shadow of doubt be cast secular When I move against the status quo grain, fermented feelings of many stir amber waves of murmuring I sense the seething wind of dissimulation brewing Compel not me to follow the drunken messengers of false hope Perhaps the imitation flavor of idol persuasion be...

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Categories: offend, perspective, society, truth, wisdom,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Out To Get Me How To Offend 6 of 11
Shush Sushobhan, she’s pushing her hand to my rock hard in the back of reception your girl wowing at my fat long perfection, I guess she thinks of you as rejection after you spent a fortune forging affection, less valued than my shlong. Meanwhile slow and little brains porky pig my circuit short twig tool of a...

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Categories: offend, slam,
Form: Rhyme
Does Christmas Offend You
Does the Message of Christmas Offend You? I know of many who got somewhat “defensive.” It has to do with something, they find “offensive.” This seems to be the direction this country’s going. People getting offended and it’s showing! The very appearance of a cross is “offensive.” It seems! Many get offended by what the Christmas message brings! Some try to...

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Categories: offend, america, christian, christmas, december,
Form: Rhyme
Have You Forgiven Those Who Offend You
Have You Forgiven Those Who Offend You??? Someone offended you. Have you forgiven them? Or do you wish that someone “gets rid of them?” Too often, actions speak much louder than words. You may think this is ridiculous and absurd? The choices you make have an eternal effect. The offenses toward you, you must forget! You’ll find in First Corinthians chapter...

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Categories: offend, anger, conflict, emotions, forgiveness,
Form: Rhyme
Does the Message of Christmas Offend You
Does the Message of Christmas Offend You? I know of many who got somewhat “defensive.” It has to do with something, they find “offensive.” This seems to be the direction this country’s going. People getting offended… And it’s showing! The very appearance of a cross is “offensive.” It seems! Many get offended by what the Christmas message brings! Some try...

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Categories: offend, america, christian, christmas, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
Does the Message of Christmas Offend You
Does the Message of Christmas Offend You? I know of many who got somewhat “defensive.” It has to do with something, they find “offensive.” This seems to be the direction this country’s going. People getting offended… And it’s showing! The very appearance of a cross is “offensive.” It seems! Many get offended by what the Christmas message brings! Some try...

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Categories: offend, america, christmas, culture, god,
Form: Rhyme

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