Short Offend Poems
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With all changes we can attend,
So constitution had to amend;
Meet need;
All agreed;
No one would we ever offend.
Jim Horn
She drank a flagon of cider
Whilst hubby sat down beside her
When she broke wind
It did not offend
He just shrugged, "Where can I hide her?"
True words I shall tenderly parse
Who’s seen that tremendous fat ****?
So not to offend
And the wrong message send
Let’s classify it as not sparse
This Valentine's Day I shall send
To my boyfriend so not to offend.
Even though I am fond,
If he does not respond,
No worries. He's got a best friend.
Those who indifferent before the suffering of others remain ought to know that God offend!
(c) Demetrios Trifiatis
29 July 2016
I do not intend to offend.
But it occurs to me,
in the end
it’s not those who can do
yet don’t do,
but those who do
do who win!
11/17/2018
While some lines found here may offend
I think of you all as a friend
If it's too hard to take
These ideas for Pete's sake
Just call me a dork and hit send
So I write a poem for a dear friend
On account of many happy days
Not to poke fun or offend
Intended to build up and praise
Angel, your awesomeness has no end!
Strike Up the Ban
Who’s banning Gone with the Wind
Are they banning Huckleberry Finn
The Diary of Ann Frank might offend
Some German who wasn’t born back then
I know a comedian named Rudy
Had a gaggle of fans he called 'Cuties'
New jokes his Cuties offend
Which Rudy never intends
So Rudy hawks crosses in Djibouti
(Lily, summer 2025)
Fully Inclusive
The beauty
Of being fully inclusive
Is that nothing
Can possibly offend you.
I have a dog like that….
(8/13/25)
Trump Make A Wise Crack
Trump will make a wise crack
That does offend every black
Latino and all minority groups
And throws us for many loops
We might need oil of ipecac.
Brought Moore To An End
What had brought Moore to an end;
Jew and a black are my best friend;
Wife he kissed,
Is prejudiced;
Now who could this possibly offend?
Jim Horn
Ten outta nine people are men
The kind that start wars with nations they offend
A charming lot
With stinky socks
Rest ain't too pleasant especially their back end
What!!!
Write a MAN-ifesto
Would that not offend
Those writing a WOMAN-ifesto
A Gentle Reproof
For want of good sense and probity
It seemed logical for me to offend him
But upon closer examination, the need never
Arose, for his sin was no greater than mine
Forgiveness
From before time began
Few knew the great power
Found in this act of grace.
Freedom from the guilt we
Feel when we offend a
Friend empowers us to
Find eternities call.
Form:
With London's front teeth knocked out of her face
It's left to her dentist those teeth to replace
With his work at an end
Don't let her look offend
London's bridge is falling down is the case!
Though not meant to offend,
I simply won’t pretend
you are the Adam’s apple
of my eye.
That stubble and those hands
may pass on OnlyFans,
but quick’s the brain to grapple:
that’s a guy.
Starting to lose it methinks, I'm nearing the end
Sometimes at the mall, on my head wear Depends
People shy away
Think I've gone astray
Which end is up, don't really mean to offend
Sparkle
to opals do they lend
shine
to emeralds they offend
exude
the missive they can send
glow
despair they often mend
burnish
surpass and do not bend
heal
put right before the end
No need to brag when you're writing great stuff
It's obvious to all, you're a cut above the scruffs
The ones who pretend
To be poets, they offend
But I still remain humble as diamond in the rough
Instead of Suspend Do Intend to Send
What I want to do is instead of suspend,
And should do is to go ahead and send,
For a while thought;
My message sought,
Was one I did intend and no one offend.
Jim Horn
You look like something I drew with my left hand
And I'm bilingual, but I'm sure you know where I stand
Don't mean to offend
But invert to your other end
Most assuredly you'll be much more in demand
Humpy Trumpy secure on his wall.
No matter his crimes, he's
immune from them all..
Through all the court systems and
charges that pend, and racial
slurs that should offend, Humpy's
Maga might may win in the end..