Short Offend Poems

Anything that Incites
Provokes or Urges us to offend Eternal God...

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behind demure mask
hides one volatile temper~
offend cautiously...

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Put down your pen you may offend
You might be right but keep it in...

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Temptation is anything that
Incites
Provokes
Or Urges us to offend God...

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The real beauty's "No" 
does not offend, you know.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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open your mouth,
speak in any direction
whatsoever, unabashedly 
&
just
wait....

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Be grody...
revenge God,
never pray: 
no hope,
no joy.
Be rude,
offend me,
envy me:
no cheer,  
no honor....

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Offend me? Never, I’m beyond offense
No reason to then worry
Just write your words so I can read
And do it in a hurry...

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With all changes we can attend,
So constitution had to amend;
Meet need;
All agreed;
No one would we ever offend.

Jim Horn...

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She drank a flagon of cider
Whilst hubby sat down beside her 
When she broke wind
It did not offend
He just shrugged, "Where can I hide her?"...

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True words I shall tenderly parse
Who’s seen that tremendous fat arse?
So not to offend
And the wrong message send
Let’s classify it as not sparse...

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This Valentine's Day I shall send
To my boyfriend so not to offend.
Even though I am fond,
If he does not respond,
No worries. He's got a best friend....

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Those who indifferent before the suffering of others remain ought to know that God offend! 







(c) Demetrios Trifiatis
        29 July 2016...

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I do not intend to offend.
But it occurs to me,
in the end
it’s not those who can do
yet don’t do,
but those who do 
do who win!



11/17/2018...

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While some lines found here may offend
I think of you all as a friend
If it's too hard to take
These ideas for Pete's sake
Just call me a dork and hit send...

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So I write a poem for a dear friend 
On account of many happy days
Not to poke fun or offend
Intended to build up and praise
Angel, your awesomeness has no end!...

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I know a comedian named Rudy
  Had a gaggle of fans he called 'Cuties'
    New jokes his Cuties offend
    Which Rudy never intends
  So Rudy hawks crosses in Djibouti...

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Trump Make A Wise Crack

Trump will make a wise crack
That does offend every black
Latino and all minority groups
And throws us for many loops
We might need oil of ipecac....

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Brought Moore To An End

What had brought Moore to an end;
Jew and a black are my best friend;
Wife he kissed,
Is prejudiced;
Now who could this possibly offend?

Jim Horn...

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Ten outta nine people are men
The kind that start wars with nations they offend
A charming lot
With stinky socks
Rest ain't too pleasant especially their back end...

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A Gentle Reproof

For want of good sense and probity
It seemed logical for me to offend him
But upon closer examination, the need never 
Arose, for his sin was no greater than mine...

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Forgiveness 

From before time began
Few knew the great power
Found in this act of grace.
Freedom from the guilt we
Feel when we offend a
Friend empowers us to
Find eternities call....

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With London's front teeth knocked out of her face
It's left to her dentist those teeth to replace
With his work at an end
Don't let her look offend
London's bridge is falling down is the case!...

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Though not meant to offend,
I simply won’t pretend
you are the Adam’s apple
of my eye.

That stubble and those hands
may pass on OnlyFans,
but quick’s the brain to grapple:
that’s a guy.
...

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Starting to lose it methinks, I'm nearing the end
Sometimes at the mall, on my head wear Depends
People shy away
Think I've gone astray
Which end is up, don't really mean to offend...

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