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How To Offend a Neighbor

A young man in a brand-new red Ford pickup Is said to have had very, very bad luck Driving it rather hard, Through a neighbor’s front yard, The yard turned into a sodden muddy muck. written January 21, 2022

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 1/22/2022 9:55:00 AM

I did this to my father-in-law's yard. He was as sweet as honey too. Nothing riled that man.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/22/2022 10:16:00 AM

Weren't you lucky!

Karen Croft

Date: 1/21/2022 9:30:00 AM

yeah i think i would make my neighbors mad!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/21/2022 10:04:00 AM

So, be sure you don't do it. Keep your pickup on the road, karen!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/21/2022 7:17:00 AM

Haha that would certainly get the neighbours back up, time for a trump Wall methinks. Tom

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/21/2022 8:40:00 AM

"Good fences make good neighbors," Tom. LOL Thanks for your thoughts.

Mike Gentile

Date: 1/21/2022 6:23:00 AM

Indeed, this would be offensive ! Your images are right on point as I can so clearly picture this and know how I would feel! Happy Friday!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/21/2022 8:43:00 AM

Happy Friday to you, Mike. Yes, I think I would really be pissed if some "very dumb" kid mowed up my front yard with his pickup! Hope you have a really good weekend, friend.