L Milton Hankins Poet Limerick

How To Offend a Neighbor

A young man in a brand-new red Ford pickup
Is said to have had very, very bad luck
Driving it rather hard,
Through a neighbor’s front yard,
The yard turned into a sodden muddy muck.

written January 21, 2022

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Caren Krutsinger January 22, 2022 at 9:55 AM I did this to my father-in-law's yard. He was as sweet as honey too. Nothing riled that man. L Milton Hankins January 22, 2022 at 10:16 AM Weren't you lucky!

Karen Croft January 21, 2022 at 9:30 AM yeah i think i would make my neighbors mad! L Milton Hankins January 21, 2022 at 10:04 AM So, be sure you don't do it. Keep your pickup on the road, karen!

Tom Cunningham January 21, 2022 at 7:17 AM Haha that would certainly get the neighbours back up, time for a trump Wall methinks. Tom L Milton Hankins January 21, 2022 at 8:40 AM "Good fences make good neighbors," Tom. LOL Thanks for your thoughts.

Mike Gentile January 21, 2022 at 6:23 AM Indeed, this would be offensive ! Your images are right on point as I can so clearly picture this and know how I would feel! Happy Friday! L Milton Hankins January 21, 2022 at 8:43 AM Happy Friday to you, Mike. Yes, I think I would really be pissed if some "very dumb" kid mowed up my front yard with his pickup! Hope you have a really good weekend, friend.