Obesity Poems - Poems about Obesity

...…or Hey! Who you callin' fat? There is no subterfuge In the hippopotamus, She's just naturally huge From top to bottomus*. She loves the rivers more than lands, On stubby little legs she stan......Read More

... If in a singles ad you spot a 'RUGged individualist' Don't be surprised if he lays carpet for 'Magikist' * Perchance you'll get excited when you read that she is 'curvy' ......Read More

... In the Land of Opportunity Entitlement reared her pretty head Without a backstop to plain bad luck Social Security's safety net was spread Next came the 'War on Poverty' Fo......Read More

... These bastards styling as men’s movers From their short trips expect universe; Traveler to pay for bag in booth Or get ready to lose his front tooth… I’m the sorely aggrieved passenger Use......Read More

... It started when I had no shape, At home or school no place to escape. People judged me and mocked my fate. It was so terrible, Yes!! I was overwieght. Concealed myself behind that door, Trap......Read More

... Mary had a little lamb The birth was quite a sensation It should go down in the history books She needed a lot of sedation Pinocchio had a very long nose It grew when telling a ......Read More

...Bleeding through the most perplexing pain No sure what the reward is to be gained From suffering, though some do believe [Yet they cannot adequately explain], And I have often wondere......Read More

...Obesity! Obesity! I wonder how you came to be, You now have control over me, a healthy life I can not see. A little added here and there, and now the people seem to stare. This weight my bone......Read More

...As we get older, Our ability to demolish what is on our plate in short order, Becomes a pleasure no longer, And without teenagers around to even the playing field, Leftovers would continue coming......Read More

... Pu Erh tea = shrinks fat cells & help promote weight loss (mornings) low-caffeine * white tea = blocks fat absorption & increases metabolism and boosts slimming (lunch time) Caffeine......Read More

...My vested interest is in keeping communities intact My vested interest is in keeping some spaces green, My vested interest is in keeping the fraudsters away, My vested interest is in keeping obesi......Read More

... “Students make delicious treats for seniors” What a sacrifice those students are making It warms the cockles of this old man's heart Such a sweet and unselfish undertaking “Te......Read More

...The sunlight was a bright coolness- the sun itself- a shiny buttercup tossed, its petals plucked and spread silently upon the campus, and slung into an apartment through unwashed windo......Read More

...There was a young man who was obese. He ate too much and now he's deceased. He went to his favorite restaurants and ate a lot of food every day. He died at the age of thirty and it's not surprisin......Read More

...The first wave of the pandemic was unleashed upon the American people and also other nations as well. According to one of my on-line conservative email sites, that I currently subscribe to. The fi......Read More