Nonsensical Poems - Poems about Nonsensical

I can be, but have never been, iniquitous. Trailing off ...Read the rest...

"Balls!" said the umpires "Strike!" yelled the pins "Take that!" cried the little girl who kicked both my shins And when the green penguin started dancing a jig I realized it was high time to buy a new wig So I hopped...Read the rest...

Crown jewels look like paste the boorish president said. Queen Elizabeth’s eyes rolled back into her head. He is such a nonsensical person, said everyone there. How had he gotten elected? Were American's heads full of hot air? He...Read the rest...

In the hari-kari palisades drink of choice, lemonade Enter the lion-plated stadium a cache discovered, puranium Up here, down there, all's a riot ...Read the rest...

all gym op Ill chumps free caw’s paces. ball brim bop dill thumps see jaw’s maces. call crim cop grill pumps knee saw’s cases. nonsensical word play is the aces! doll dim drop shrill humps plea yaw’s places. fall flim...Read the rest...

Yes , got the writing bug back Can do this in spades all day and night Without even taking a break None of which makes any sense Barely less worth reading or writing down But matter's not as on and...Read the rest...

Who can conceivably ignore A Lion’s judgmental Roar Or an approaching ferocious Boar No qualms about disappearing Raw One ten times or its double sure That either would heed our Human Law Or look on as one makes it to some...Read the rest...

Nonsensical people delight me in all ways on this fine day. I love their crazy antics, not letting society ever get in their way. The man wearing an upside-down umbrella on the tip of his hat Enthusiasm pouring...Read the rest...

Wrong is right and right is wrong. Long is short and short is long. Black is white and white is black. Toilet paper we may lack. All is zero. Zero’s all. There’s no writing on the wall. Down is up and...Read the rest...

Miserably one bright sunny morning I was happy to see rain was pouring That day I went to a zoo in the sky Saw elephants fly, and hyenas cry. Zebras looked awesome, red, amber and green That was their stripes,...Read the rest...

Jumping frogs on a bog lady lily pad. The best clodhoppers I ever had. You do not get it but you are not me. Looney and lively, as the coconut tree. Cauliflower marigolds dancing in bunches. Doing their exercises, struggling...Read the rest...

Never had the chance To rain in the sultry sun Or burn in the rain "Poof" in the pudding Spoon leaving fretful fingers For chocolate bliss Playing fiddles to dance Smoking toes join the hot sand Bringing joy to the prance Arctic spice is...Read the rest...

In the gist of the Jester The jiggle doesn't match the jangle The tester bangle is not at the right angle For the name tag should be hanging on Esther Three cribs over in the newborns you'll find her By...Read the rest...

Exceptionally average on every known scale My life story’s such a nonsensical tale Striving for apathy with passionate zeal all of my flaws I boldly conceal I loudly proclaim my feelings to none and when there is trouble bravely I run No coward am I unless there’s a...Read the rest...

I sit in the lunchroom at the office at work, And plan for the days ahead. When along comes a voice, I know way too well, That always fills me with dread. The time passes by, as...Read the rest...