Nonsensical Poems - Poems about Nonsensical

I can be, but have never been, iniquitous. Trailing off in ...

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"Balls!" said the umpires "Strike!" yelled the pins "Take that!" cried the little girl who kicked both my shins And when the green penguin started dancing a jig I realized it was high time to buy a new wig So I hopped on my pogo stick and headed to town Took me two weeks to get there bouncing up and down But the town was...

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Crown jewels look like paste the boorish president said. Queen Elizabeth’s eyes rolled back into her head. He is such a nonsensical person, said everyone there. How had he gotten elected? Were American's heads full of hot air? He made some other silly comment about wanting a hamburger instead. He is not right in the head, the chef said. Not...

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In the hari-kari palisades drink of choice, lemonade Enter the lion-plated stadium a cache discovered, puranium Up here, down there, all's a riot in the center, suffocation-quiet Where you've been and where you're going robotic monkeys perfect their sewing ...

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all gym op Ill chumps free caw’s paces. ball brim bop dill thumps see jaw’s maces. call crim cop grill pumps knee saw’s cases. nonsensical word play is the aces! doll dim drop shrill humps plea yaw’s places. fall flim flop frill rumps tree slaw’s glaces. hall him hop jill lumps dee flaw’s races. sing song rhythm leaves graces. enthrall limb lop bill...

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Yes , got the writing bug back Can do this in spades all day and night Without even taking a break None of which makes any sense Barely less worth reading or writing down But matter's not as on and on and on I go Though I yes should most probably and definitely stop But then again I am off the clock this...

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Who can conceivably ignore A Lion’s judgmental Roar Or an approaching ferocious Boar No qualms about disappearing Raw One ten times or its double sure That either would heed our Human Law Or look on as one makes it to some door To later funnily narrate what one saw? Who would The Very Grotesque allow: Oneself deliver up like a Cow To Enemies’ Murderous Vow Or...

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Nonsensical people delight me in all ways on this fine day. I love their crazy antics, not letting society ever get in their way. The man wearing an upside-down umbrella on the tip of his hat Enthusiasm pouring out all over his head, he rivals Dracula’s bat. Nonsensical animals make me feel less alone and more included. If you think...

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Wrong is right and right is wrong. Long is short and short is long. Black is white and white is black. Toilet paper we may lack. All is zero. Zero’s all. There’s no writing on the wall. Down is up and up is down. The scientist is now a clown. Toes need hands and hands need feet. Siberia does not need heat. Cold is hot...

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Miserably one bright sunny morning I was happy to see rain was pouring That day I went to a zoo in the sky Saw elephants fly, and hyenas cry. Zebras looked awesome, red, amber and green That was their stripes, the best I’ve ever seen The monkeys thrilled, swinging from star to star And all met up in the Milky Way bar. Yummy...

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Jumping frogs on a bog lady lily pad. The best clodhoppers I ever had. You do not get it but you are not me. Looney and lively, as the coconut tree. Cauliflower marigolds dancing in bunches. Doing their exercises, struggling with crunches. Cinnamon toadstools eaten by cats. Nonsensical verse, how terrific is that?...

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Never had the chance To rain in the sultry sun Or burn in the rain "Poof" in the pudding Spoon leaving fretful fingers For chocolate bliss Playing fiddles to dance Smoking toes join the hot sand Bringing joy to the prance Arctic spice is keen Warming the polar bear bliss Biting the boreal kiss...

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In the gist of the Jester The jiggle doesn't match the jangle The tester bangle is not at the right angle For the name tag should be hanging on Esther Three cribs over in the newborns you'll find her By the ancestor of the jester called Sylvester He's at 180 degrees to the kid named Lester Just to fester the find of...

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Exceptionally average on every known scale My life story’s such a nonsensical tale Striving for apathy with passionate zeal all of my flaws I boldly conceal I loudly proclaim my feelings to none and when there is trouble bravely I run No coward am I unless there’s a need and quickly I set forth to slowly proceed My virtues are many just see how they rhyme I’ll get to my bad points at some...

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I sit in the lunchroom at the office at work, And plan for the days ahead. When along comes a voice, I know way too well, That always fills me with dread. The time passes by, as she starts to speak, A champion of the vernacular bleak. But only words, they come out to torment me, As a string of...

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