a nonsensical idiot

Crown jewels look like paste the boorish president said. Queen Elizabeth’s eyes rolled back into her head. He is such a nonsensical person, said everyone there. How had he gotten elected? Were American's heads full of hot air? He made some other silly comment about wanting a hamburger instead. He is not right in the head, the chef said. Not right in the head. Queen Elizabeth is in heaven now rolling her eyes at the USA refrains. They might reelect this idiotic idiot; where are their brains?