Namby Pamby Poems - Poems about Namby Pamby

US Sports Report

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When playing basketball
being tall is best it's thought
but that's not all
wearing saggy baggy shorts on the court
needs keen hand-eye coordination
plus being fleet of foot
and have n...

namby pamby boy

...namby pamby boy
raised in health foods maybe soy
lackadaisical...

Namby-pamby trance

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The light is on so now dance! 
No more living life in a nanby-pamby trance.

You’re eighteen now boy no more. 
Man now you are, forget all those ‘lessons’ from before.

Men are men and know t...

CLOUD

...CLOUD

I am a cloud, floating up here today
White with edges touched with grey
Look up, look up, even if you stare

Some call me fluffy but that’s unfair
Not namby-pamby nimbus, so there
I’ve...

A Prodigal Soldier of Words

...I am a prodigal Son of a gun
Who fears nothing under the Sun
I am a brave and defiant soldier
I am a peaceful gladiator
My pencil is my substitute sword
My pen is my deadly weapon
I write one w...

Think I Need a Cowboy

...Think I need a cowboy
With some fat free ranch
Think I’d like to see him
Swinging from a branch 
Reaching out towards me
To get all my attention 
Think I need a cowboy
Thought I would just men...

Notional Health Service

...[What should one do in the face of startling negligence, disguised as incompetence? I know… replace your ink with vengeance and write blood curdling verses. 

What should one do if Jail isn’t on yo...

She Would Reinvent and Fix Him

...He was a sapless namby-pamby
but my cousin loved the idea that he was a blank canvas
She had taken other canvases and turned them into Pollocks and Rembrandts
Or so she thought…..

She would pai...

Slander Back Hander 9 of 11

...Anyone can make a man look namby-pamby
if they slander and obsess with non compos mentis,
take reputations down, you're as hard as Bambi,
even admitting you completely meant this

cus you were d...

A Wish To Live

...My nerve cells are ceasing my thoughts 
My breath is barricading my life
My limbs are trembling 
My heart is hovering in fear

Oh mommy!  I am being victimized by me. 

The earth is sinking un...

Metamorphasis

...METAMORPHASIS

Mother, in her wisdom, called me ‘Bambi’
And people, when they see me, just say, “Aaah”,
Thinking it equates to namby-pamby,
Which isn’t really accurate by far.
They think of me ...

Imagine a Day Without Water

...That day would only be like a tale
Told by an idiot
Full of sound and fury
Yet, signifying nothing

For a start,

It would be like trying to surf the internet without data
Which is namby-pamb...

My New Year

...If there is life there 
must be an encounteration.
Even the moons and 
the suns, all get to return 
back if they passed 
to their eventual 
transportation. The morning
lights shunned and pass ...

Flirting

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According to the dictionary flirting is not used for serious intentions,
but to amorously show superficial or casual interest, really?
Can someone tell me why it cannot be serious, please?
D...

Ten Word Split

...A poet's contest with a twist
Use the words in this long list
Author's puzzle - mental schism
Solved by quoting pearls of wisdom

Writing verse with rough iambi
Valentines the namby-pamb...

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