They shout ‘Not in my name’
as if for Israel’s self-defense
they were to blame
They scream ‘Globalize the Intifada’
as if their voices ever mattered
They chant ‘Palestine will be ‘free’
from the River to the Sea
without a clue as to what that means
They denounce the IDF from their comfortable American homes
allege Al-Jazeera-reported ‘Israeli atrocities’ in vulgar poems
They are ‘Peace Now,’ ‘J Street,’ ‘progressive’ Jews ~
whom the Mullahs aim to slaughter when they so choose
Categories:
mullahs, america, hate, jewish, satire,
Form: Couplet
When missiles fly
The Mullahs lie
They bide their time
To turn the tide
Their constant bluster
Now short of luster
For why we ask
No God sent task
To build a bomb
With feigned aplomb
Their word to spread
Among the dead
They have their place
To find God's grace
Not trample lives
Like stinging hives
Fear and temerity
No road to prosperity
But that's what they seek
Control of the meek
A proud nation with tales of old
A proud people who once were bold
A history where feats abound
A long lost empire to astound
Time for Iranians to now earn
That for which they clearly yearn
Freedoms tenuous flickering light
Now in their grasp in line of sight
Categories:
mullahs, america, arabic, bullying, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
Iran seized 66 American hostages in 1979
held 52 for more than a year
The pressure on Jimmy Carter was too much to bear
So, the President attempted a rescue mission
though it failed, he just couldn’t do nothing
Yet on the day of 'Dutch' Reagan’s inauguration
Iran released all 52, because RR did ‘something’
That ‘novel something’ that Ronnie R. did
He talked tough, didn’t blink an eyelid
Today, Joe Biden gives away billions to the mullahs
like Santa Claus, he’s such a ‘jolly good fella’…
And where is the outcry today
for the 20 Americans still in harm’s way
Seems Americans have taken a shine to Hamas*
for which the hostages and their families
are at quite a loss
___________________________________________
* Hamas is Iran's proxy in Gaza, and in Yehuda and
Shomron, (aka 'The West Bank' of the Jordan River).
Categories:
mullahs, horror, leadership, world,
Form: Rhyme
Cowardly Putin bulldozes Ukrainian towns
then lies, lies, lies: Russia never shoots civilians down
Cowardly Mullahs lift up their skirts
let Hamas and Hezbollah do Iran's dirty work
Cowardly Hamas blows up Gazan Hospital
then lies, lies, lies that Israel did it... so ~
pathological
Categories:
mullahs, bullying, death, truth,
Form: Couplet
As POTUS he fled from Afghanistan
abandoning our troops in the sand
As VEEP he kowtowed to the Mullahs
sent billions to the sponsors of Hamas and Hezbollah
In Jerusalem today he lectured the Jews
when fighting a war for survival what to do
Israelis listened politely, perfunctorily clapped
wishing the POTUS would go take a nap
Categories:
mullahs, america, humor, leadership, satire,
Form: Couplet
700 Jews dead on the latest Holy Day
50 years to the day since the Yom Kippur Fray
Hamas celebrations to be short-lived
as Israel now lowers the boom
Hamas' fighters and Palestinian pawns
left holding the broom --
by 'brave' Iran, which oils Hamas' terror machine
then slinks away, the Mullahs' skirts kept spotless clean
Not to mention Russia and Vladimir Putin
who coordinated and sanctioned all this
welcoming Iran & Hamas to the Kremlin
for a deal-sealing handshake and kiss*
Yes, the finger points directly at Mr. Putin, and rightly so
~ as all but US 'intelligence' and President Joe already know
_________________________________________________
*Exhibit 'A:' Not one American news source reported Hamas'
recent meeting with Mr. Putin in the Kremlin. Not one...
perhaps because Russia has been controlling the Middle East
ever since Mr. Obama 'reset' America's foreign policy in 2009,
unraveling the strong US influence in the M-E, maintained for
49 years, from Nixon's Presidency through that of Bush Jr.
Categories:
mullahs, international, military, political, war,
Form: Couplet
Mike Pence for President
always made sense
to me
A man of rare conviction
in this land no longer brave
and lately not free
He reserves kisses for his wife
tithes his income to charity
At times of crisis, like January 6
He stands up tall for his country
As Vice-President he's met and measured
the likes of Putin, the Mullahs, Kim and Xi
A man who's balanced budgets as
Governor of Indiana a time or three
A man with a concrete plan for 'Our Country 'Tis of Thee'
who articulates as well as did John F. Kennedy
Yet when folks talk about the next President
they tell me Mike Pence has no chance
Pity...
Categories:
mullahs, courage, irony, leadership, political,
Form: Rhyme
Chairman Xi, like Chairman Mao
Vladimir Putin, shades of Josef Stalin
Kim Jong-un, plus Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Iranian Mullahs producing drones and bombs
Our world is an awfully dangerous place
Yet America's response is a first-class disgrace
Yesterday Congress' focus on International Pronoun Day
At New York's UN today, autocrats against Israel inveigh
At home, crime's way up, 'so' we end cash bail
Why not let all the thugs out of jail
To protect its citizenry, America's government once existed
Now it opens the borders, its explanations ham-fisted
Add to all this rampant inflation, rising racial tensions
Plus self-defeating 'green goals' and underfunded pensions...
The 'threat to democracy' shouters couldn't be more wrong
The reason it's real ~ America misguided is no longer strong
Categories:
mullahs, america, freedom, green, motivation,
Form: Couplet
Afghanistan! would anybody give a damn
perhaps had a chance, under Uncle Sam
They gave them weapons, to fight Talibans
enslavers of women, for pleasures of man
Kabul was thriving, the west brought calm
young ladies attend school, sitting exams
Mullahs hid in exile, with extremist Imams
Allowed back in, by surrendering Afghans
Another failed state, turns hardline Islam
say they've changed, nah just a big scam
The door was opened, they choose to slam
right back to poverty, from where it began
Religious fanatics, resume same old sham
beheadings, torturing, cut off some hands
Warped Sharia law, interpretation of Koran
no A la carte, only one recipe, Allah flambe *
US couldn't stay forever, done all they can
must watch Russia, China, Nth Korea, Iran
In tragic war situations, there's no exit plan
want to point a finger, start with bin laden
* Play on (A la Flambe) no offence intended
to moderate peaceful Muslims*
Afghanistan Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Kai Michael Neumann
25/08/2021
Categories:
mullahs, allusion, america, islamic, war,
Form: Monorhyme
Xi Jinping, global hegemony is winning
Vladimir Putin is plotting and grinning
Enriched uranium, Iran's mullahs are spinning
Kim Jong-un's patience and waistline are thinning
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, over this we obsess
Gender-neutral bathrooms: Oy, what a mess
Not to mention 'taking a knee' or critical race theory
All the monument-toppling just makes wise hearts weary
The day draws nigh for the green and yellow men
~ Exchange your dollars for rubles and yen
Categories:
mullahs, america, future, strength, world,
Form: Couplet
My son is a soldier in Israel
His picture in uniform on my wall
I see him standing proud and straight
Defender of a free democratic Jewish state
accused by Iran of spreading CV-19
among other despicable lies ~
The mullahs better not mess with my guy!
Categories:
mullahs, father son, freedom, strength,
Form: Rhyme
Democrats now thanking all the Mullahs
In their eyes, they're hale and jolly fellows ---
But Donald Trump's insane
They all proudly maintain ---
Feh! They won't fight evil 'cos they're yellow
Categories:
mullahs, how i feel, leadership,
Form: Limerick
The Iranian Mullahs
Are not especially sympathetic fellows
Through their teeth, they lie
All over the world, innocent people die
Categories:
mullahs, death, innocence, truth,
Form: Clerihew
Most significant agreements or treaties
Employ important legalistic terms like
Inspections
Verifications
Notifications
or Null-and-Void immediately
Yet considering, O Pundits,
The withdrawal by the US
from the agreement
Over Iran's nuclear pyre:
Between the Mullahs and President Trump
~ Who's the bigger liar?
Categories:
mullahs, leadership, trust,
Form: Rhyme
While we sit on our rumps and curse about Trump,
Assad murders thousands with chemical weapons dumps.
While we fuss, fume, and fret about gender change,
Iran's mullahs ramp up plutonium to nuclear range.
While we rally for movie starlets on the casting couch,
Putin cuts down opponents with a poison touch.
It's normal to moan a bit and even complain,
But when so many are slain by bully rulers in vain,
It's time to wake up and do the right thing:
Time to reign in Assad, the mullahs, and Putin;
Time to call out those against whom we should be rootin'!
Categories:
mullahs, death, evil, international, proposal,
Form: Rhyme
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