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Muffet Poems - Poems about Muffet

Premium Member Dear Miss Muffet
I write to you, dear Miss Muffet, who once sat upon a tuffet. It was sixty long years ago, when your story, then, was told. Unfortunate details would unfold as a spider's yarn unrolled, if you don't mind my saying so. It's sad to know you were afraid, on that tuffet seat where you stayed. When I was just a child...

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Categories: muffet, humor, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Little Miss Muffet
“Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey, Along came a spider who sat down beside her And frightened Miss Muffet away.” After a long vacation a little girl called Miss Muffet and her family returned home at night. They realized the house needs cleaning that they decided to do in the morning. Meanwhile,...

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Categories: muffet, nursery rhyme,
Form: Narrative



More to Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet, Sat on her tuffet, Eating her curds and whey. When along came a spider, And sat down beside her, And frightened Miss Muffet away. She was frightened so bad, She forgot that she had, The food still in her hand. She tripped on the stair, And sailed through the air, Flew five feet before she’d land. She started screaming and crying, Like she was probably...

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Categories: muffet, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey, give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way. Along came a spider, I bet they did not bring a glass of cider. Little Miss Muffet should pick her friends better, how about getting an...

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Categories: muffet, children, fun, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Little Miss Muffet
With her tiny tummy rumbling, she stood quaking in the wood that surrounded her dear father's dairy farm. The white, porcelain bowl and the silver spoon lay on the ground, along with her scrumptious cottage cheese. So hungry was she, and that black, furry arachnid was still giggling, dangling above her tufted chair. She felt...

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Categories: muffet, anger, dark, fear, food,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Grown Up Miss Muffet
Grown Miss Muffet put “tuffet” on display family quickly denounced her as a stray Muffet found bike rider who called himself Spider and, after curds, he and she sped a-whey May 12, 2023 ...

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Categories: muffet, sexy, smile,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Miss Muffet
Do you remember the rhyme, Miss Muffet, About the little girl that sat on a tuffet, She didn't run away, She decided to stay, She sat on the spider and snuffed it!...

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Categories: muffet, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member No Threat To Miss Muffet
no web spun spider tart tongue aimlessly flicking ~ licked, lacking bulls-eye...

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Categories: muffet, food, giggle, insect,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Miss Muffet Comes of Age
She said: 'I think that I shall never see A thing as ugly as this bug on me If I were a spider I'd have to hide from her But it's just a tarantula ~ Whooppee'...

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Categories: muffet, fantasy, insect,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Ms Muffet
Ms. Muffet won’t lift off her tuffet. Cream puffs and cheetos won’t help. A spider is beside the point… 3/17/2020...

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Categories: muffet, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Little Miss Muffet
When Little Miss Muffet first visited buffets, she’d choose simple entrees, cottage cheese Until one day in line a grand gourmand spied her. He advised some cider and egg foo young. Now I'm the frightened one; ev'ry night of the week new gourmet food they seek. They're off the grid. Heard they ran away to far-off Cambodia where fried tarantula are tasty treats. ...

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Categories: muffet, 11th grade, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Little Miss Muffet - Modern Version
Little Miss Muffet (Modern Version) Little Miss Muffit sat on her tushy Eating her curds and whey. A great big spider sat down beside her ...

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Categories: muffet, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Miss Muffet
Miss Muffet Little Miss Muffet Sat on her tuffet After coming home from the pub When up came a spider And sat down beside her So she smashed it to bits with a club Now Caroline wouldn’t use Wouldn’t deign to let loose With a club - ‘cause she isn’t so thick And it was not just a thump No despatch with a bump But sure death...

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Categories: muffet, friend, funny,
Form: Free verse
Charlotte Gets Tough With Miss Muffet
Said contrary and crabby Miss Muffet “Hey eight-legs! Kiss my bare Tuffet!” From above and beyond, Charlotte dropped a fine line And bit the old bag where the sun doesn’t shine… For Andrea’s clerihew contest...

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Categories: muffet, funny, nursery rhyme,
Form: Clerihew
Muffet
‘T was a young lass name of “Muffet” Who always sat on her tuffet - But was rough as a board - All scarred and scored Cause men kept trying to fluff it....

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Categories: muffet, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick

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