Most Unpleasant Poems | Examples


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Premium Member Mea culpa Mea culpa

Heartburn and indigestion most unpleasant.
I knew better but ate it anyway.
Have only myself to blame.



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: Honorable Mention 2026

Premium Member The Sounds


Keys jangle, footsteps crunch. 
I hear the thud of car doors slamming, neighbours heading out to work in the early hours .  The faded echo  of their whirring engine leaving our street.

Rugged branches move with whistling gusts of wind, tapping against the  window as though playing a tune , for only me  to hear .

I hear the sound, which to the ear  have  proven most unpleasant!
Low and yet piercing... Keow of Gulls.  the reminding noise which morning 
closely approaches and plans are to be made.

The bubbling kettle I hear roar, downstairs in our kitchen. 
Followed by bowls rattling being filled with breakfast and the clanging of the spoon bouncing of its side. 

Children stretching out of their beds , sounds i know to well,that their eyes open with a smile . I hear … 'Good morning'. I hear 'Mum', and I hear love.
No better sound nor sweeter than the one that makes you feel the most joy.

Premium Member Coagulation

Finally my blood began to coagulate
When you stopped doing what I hate
If not, expect the most unpleasant state
Of things from lightest to highest skate.

You should never ever be late
Whenever you invited me for a date
I’m a girlfriend who’s impatient to wait
My boredom is always at the zenith of rate.

Usual lines played like songs from Kate
On ears of her most devoted suitor, Nate
But, biggest surprise suddenly came in crate
Carried by young men marching from the gate.

Men with all kinds of roses started to sate
Her doubtful heart making his proposal to escalate
A wonderful rite performed by each of his mate
To win successfully a wife, cutting their late dates’ fate.


Premium Member Can of Wasp Spray

I have a can of wasp and hornet spray on my desk
It says killer on it.
Do I feel guilty?
Not a bit.
Will I use it?
Oh, yes!

During the day the wasps hide out in cracks and crevices.
But when my computer is on at night, they creep out of their places.
Landing on my screen, startling me.
Like flying mice only more deadly.

When they land on my arm I have to resist the urge to swat them.
I have been stung before.
Most unpleasant.

I reach from the green can, 
at the ready.

Premium Member Homophone Hospice

Round Mudville Market, foul air was omnipresent
butchers rent fowls’ necks to make tenant's rent, 
the scene that was seen was most unpleasant.

As sunset fell, we watched through evening light, 
as Casey mighty Casey held his stout bat tight
while striving poet searches to right words write.

Seems a southpaw would tear up bravado's montage
Casey’s legend scorched by unknown pitcher’s flamage 
and tears like diamonds sluice down his visage

As darkness gathers, a lone bat flits round diamond site
with Casey wiff, the bleacher rift, for sure a sorry sight 
as we quaff stout, raise glasses high, E. Thayer's tale recite.

Premium Member April Showers

A thunderous r-o-a-r …. 
One-one tho...
Explosion clap of lighting
The whole house shook with fear 
Skies turns a deep ashen silent look
Most unpleasant feeling

Lord, keep us safe under your healing wrap 


4/28/2020

Interesting fact, something I did not know.
 
Lightning Safety Tips | Lightning | CDC 
https://www.Cdc.gov/disasters/lightning/safetytips.html

Dec 23, 2013 · Do NOT lie on concrete floors during a thunderstorm. Also, avoid leaning on concrete walls. Lightning can travel through any metal wires or bars in concrete walls or flooring. Indoor Safety Tips. Even though your home is a safe shelter during a lightning storm, you may still be at risk. About one-third of lightning-strike injuries occur indoors ...


Frogs Echo On the Miles

Mosquito populations explode in murky bogs
Their larvae swim with tadpoles in this incubation
This ugly undertaking commanded by their nature
Constant as the day is long and just as distant
Marsh water echos soon produces frogs

As katydids reverberate through forest wilderness
A noise most unpleasant from their leaf like wings
Driven to find a mate

Frogs dominate the world in summer
Devouring every living thing in sight
When they are done
They know how to cannibalize their young
Each tadpole and every frog becomes a meal
Mosquitoes beware

Kokito

A furor surely was ignited
When somebody from United
Made a bad decision
With a most unpleasant end.

A carrier with dog inside
(The flight attendant notified)
Was placed with luggage which
The family couldn’t comprehend.

The overhead compartment where
Kokito languished had no air
And so he barked, expecting
That he soon would be unpenned.

The owners begged, to no avail.
Kokito’s cries did not prevail
And soon the family learned they’d lost
Their sweet and loyal friend.

United gets a new black eye
And not a soul should wonder why
Of all the airlines, this is one
I would not recommend.

The Fly

The fly lurks around putrid matter,
and delights in savouring human waste.
The distasteful things we love to hate
satisfy his insatiable taste
for foul smelling things that are better
cast in the bin from our very sight.
He does not savour anything right,
he comes to dine without our request
for he is the most unpleasant guest
to find at the table whilst we feast.

The Poem I Do, Did, Done

What is the future? The present? The past?
Just a quick question I thought I'd just ask
Can scientists help us? So is it mere physics?
Is time metaphysical? Mental Olympics?

Do we walk backwards? See only what's been?
Or look into the fog? Far future unseen
Is there free will? Are we our own author?
No, destiny damns us to English tense torture!

I write this poem - the tense present simple
But simple soon ends with a present participle
Continuous tenses use "ing" at the end
For perfect (all tenses) add "ed" to amend

"Was", "will" and "am" - past, future and present
Irregular verbs? Long list most unpleasant
Spring sprang and sprung, unique without clone
Write, wrote and written I know, knew and known

A bit of a burden if not your first language
Unless you can master whilst eating a sandwich
But if we banned grammar and wrote more carefree
Our script becomes blander - we lose poetry



(Entry for past, present, future competition originally - recycled for the zany contest)

I Love You, My Love

I love you, my love 
Like our Father's love from above
I know our tongues carry a common scar 
Scar caused by slurs
Held back during the times of war
War declared to impel my own delight
While slowly killing your dimunitive glee
My love, your untainted warmth soothed me
And befriended me with the son of Joseph
Through your folks basilica

My God given Namaqualand daisy
That bears bright flowers daily
In the most unpleasant conditions
Dry and barren locations 
Still you bestow upon me
The most fundamental space of 
Your sacred heart
I love you, my love 
I love you
I love
I

The Ballad of Stinking Mick

The Ballad of Stinking Mick

Now Mick hung close to a Butt verbose,
And the cheese it ran like treacle,
Some said it was on the bloody nose,
That he lived, was thought unbelievable,

For he was a hairy Wombat Louse,
Hitchhiking on a vehicle,
He tried sucking up to a Mouse,
got dislodged by a Gay Boll Weevil,

There came a blast, hot and sticky cast,
Aroma, most unpleasant,
With bowel movement, he was passed,
Hot an steamy, flavoured, masked?
Mick thought it effervescent,

He’d spring and slide upon the tide,
His gumboots trickled full, (Kiwi slippers)
On a passing Rat he snagged a ride,
High speed, for a Wombat Louse,
I aint being snide, no bloody Bull, 

On a Tom-Tit sure he’d been before,
The Wren had flown him high,
Caught by a Cat, he did attack, 
with some ten thousands more,

Puddy left with an open jaw, 
Thought and pondered bloody sure,
Perplexed with thoughts of why?
The food was flapping high,
The itch stuck in his craw?
Poor puddy bloody paw,
Was reduced to sigh
Should I this underscore,
apply?
This part I will deny,
No lice no bloody moer….( new aussie slang)

Don Johnson

Situation

This situation
most unpleasant
left me
more than empty handed

Staged love 
unrequited and dwindling
Although the thorough attempts
to misguide and bleed me dry
are all too common and harsh
I stand where I was placed

As if you were born of me
I remain glued to you
Your every breath
and every sentence

You disappear
when I ache for you most
You leave me 
all alone
when I am most vunerable
but you never give me doubt
or misjudge my attempts
to keep you when you're noticed 
by the one you so deperately need

The possession you really want
she stands beside me
my right hand friend
given to me 
So I could cry 
on a shoulder 
that could never become cold
The girl you wish for
Is right next to me and she knows as well

Situations are given 
only to those who crave 
a distraction
or penance

Staged love
never really kindled
was widdled
and dwindled until it was only seen
by those who are most blind

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