Mooed Poems

Fruity Farm Holiday

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contest : Alpha Rhymes 
sponsor : Joseph May
3.9.25
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APPLE BLOSSOMS CAUGHT DREAMY EYES 
fairy farm was ablaze with fruity trees
gentle breezes...

My Rose Garden

...My Rose Garden was devoured by a cow that thought it was a bull.
The farmer and his wife pleaded with the cow to go back to the field.
But it refused by stomping and grunting.
Now what remains is ...

hillbillies dairy cow

...Hillbillies got a dairy cow and trained it up right
It mooed and bellowed all through the first night
Drank some moonshine and did a crazy petootsie dance.
So silly and funny, the fireflies flitte...

The Thrilled Manger

...Did anyone see millions of rainbows fill up the skies?
Did anyone see the heavens bloom and a child appear?
Flying, floating, and fluttering to a numb-filled surprise
Rested between Joseph and Mar...

Refurbished Nursery Rhymes: Old MacDonald or Afoul of Vowels

...Old MacDonald had a farm
With some noisy critters on it.
They mostly mooed, or neighed,
Or clucked, or brayed,
But some stayed
Resolutely mute,
I'm afraid.
It wasn't his equines,
Or bovines,
...

illegal aliens

...One evening, in a sleepy Connecticut town, the locals saw a peculiar sight,
a UAP had landed in an empty field, and man, it lit up the night.

They were, axiomatically, from a distant galaxy, here...

Beard

...
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off, and while the cows mockingly mooed,
I quietly cried....

Grandmothers House

...My Grandmother's House!
That country-styled house of yesteryear has gone so fast now a sweet memory of times gone away from me, You could smell the breeze pushing and blowing a fragrance in the air....

Mooove Over

...there once was an old farmer named Dick
he injected his cows that were sick
	Bessie mooed “oh no!”
	as Dick slipped in a hole
“Don’t you bellow, it’s just a little prick”...

Where I'M From

...I am from climbing trees, 
from digging for maggots in my backyard and building a playground for my brother’s turtles. 
I am from frozen Stouffer’s Mac n Cheese and homemade ziti. 
I am from field...

Once Upon a Time When I Thought You Were Mine

...You were so handsome
that the low ceiling of the sky
it rose only to lighten
  the world for you...
The cows mooed sweet chants
to show off your friends...t
The birds in the trees
performed th...

Sonnets Lxi-Lxx

...Sonnets LXI-LXX

Erin
by Michael R. Burch

All that’s left of Ireland is her hair?
bright carrot?and her milkmaid-pallid skin,

her brilliant air of cavalier despair,
her train of children?s...

Have You Ever Bitten Into a Steak That Mooed

...Have you ever bitten into a steak that mooed?
Maybe because it has not yet been chewed?
Did it have a brand? Had it been ranch-tattooed?
Was it still bleeding? Did eating it seem lewd?

Did you ...

Yet Another Silly Rhyme

...The horse pranced
The penguin danced
The Nightingales sang in tune
The dog barked
In the dark
The cow mooed at the moon

The pelican swallowed
The fish hollered
The owl said twit to woo
Two...

Stubborn Pig

...The day my life went so crazy
Was when I laid eyes on Daisy
She was an old sow
Who mooed like a cow
And drove all farmhands crazy

We tried to put her in a field
But sadly that pig...

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