Mooed Poems - Poems about Mooed

...My Rose Garden was devoured by a cow that thought it was a bull. The farmer and his wife pleaded with the cow to go back to the field. But it refused by stomping and grunting. Now what remains is ......

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...Hillbillies got a dairy cow and trained it up right It mooed and bellowed all through the first night Drank some moonshine and did a crazy petootsie dance. So silly and funny, the fireflies flitte......

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...Did anyone see millions of rainbows fill up the skies? Did anyone see the heavens bloom and a child appear? Flying, floating, and fluttering to a numb-filled surprise Rested between Joseph and Mar......

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...Old MacDonald had a farm With some noisy critters on it. They mostly mooed, or neighed, Or clucked, or brayed, But some stayed Resolutely mute, I'm afraid. It wasn't his equines, Or bovines, ......

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...One evening, in a sleepy Connecticut town, the locals saw a peculiar sight, a UAP had landed in an empty field, and man, it lit up the night. They were, axiomatically, from a distant galaxy, here......

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... I once sported a manly beard, a beastly beard had I. But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn, while my lady cheered, she chopped it off, and while the cows mockingly mooed, I quietly cried.......

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...My Grandmother's House! That country-styled house of yesteryear has gone so fast now a sweet memory of times gone away from me, You could smell the breeze pushing and blowing a fragrance in the air.......

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...there once was an old farmer named Dick he injected his cows that were sick Bessie mooed “oh no!” as Dick slipped in a hole “Don’t you bellow, it’s just a little prick”......

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...I am from climbing trees, from digging for maggots in my backyard and building a playground for my brother’s turtles. I am from frozen Stouffer’s Mac n Cheese and homemade ziti. I am from field......

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...You were so handsome that the low ceiling of the sky it rose only to lighten the world for you... The cows mooed sweet chants to show off your friends...t The birds in the trees performed th......

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...Sonnets LXI-LXX Erin by Michael R. Burch All that’s left of Ireland is her hair? bright carrot?and her milkmaid-pallid skin, her brilliant air of cavalier despair, her train of children?s......

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...Have you ever bitten into a steak that mooed? Maybe because it has not yet been chewed? Did it have a brand? Had it been ranch-tattooed? Was it still bleeding? Did eating it seem lewd? Did you ......

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...The horse pranced The penguin danced The Nightingales sang in tune The dog barked In the dark The cow mooed at the moon The pelican swallowed The fish hollered The owl said twit to woo Two......

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...The day my life went so crazy Was when I laid eyes on Daisy She was an old sow Who mooed like a cow And drove all farmhands crazy We tried to put her in a field But sadly that pig......

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...The First Christmas by Michael R. Burch ’Twas in a land so long ago . . . the lambs lay blanketed in snow and little children everywhere sat and watched warm embers glow and dreamed (of what......

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