Short Mooed Poems

Short Mooed Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mooed by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mooed by length and keyword.

There once was an old cow in her stall
She was looked at by one and all
       She was ugly and fat 
        That crazy old bat
I'm talking bout' my mother-in-law

© Larry Belt  

Have you ever bitten into a steak that mooed?
Maybe because it has not yet been chewed?
Did it have a brand? Had it been ranch-tattooed?
Was it still bleeding? Did eating it seem lewd?

Did you envision it as a calf that once cooed?
I apologize if that sounded a little bit rude. 
A calf whose little hoof was once super glued? 
Have you ever bitten into a raw steak that mooed?

© Caren Krutsinger