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She's Abusive and That's Conclusive

There was a fussy bovine named Flossy who was snooty and always so bossy her udders would droop when she took a poop She bellowed until her eyes got glossy Flossy had teeth like a barracuda Her biting habit just made her ruder She's not very sharp She spit when she'd harp So I called a few friends and we shewed her Then she threatened to have me arrested Thought she'd beaten me and had me bested Knocked her on her duff She wasn't so tough Alas, she kept right on and protested I saw her on the street the other day Her monstrous butt sat on a bale of hay Stuck her tongue at me Mooed, "Hello, ducky" She trotted off when I aimed pepper spray What a chunky hippo she has become I think Flossy secretly sucks her thumb Waddles when walking Ranting and squawking To senility, Flossy has succumb Bovine creatures can be quite abusive When they should be a closet reclusive The more that they speak The more that they reek My findings are all justly conclusive

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Date: 7/20/2017 8:59:00 AM
Haha, I enjoyed this, it had me smiling. I hope Flossy is fine and did not land on the plate.
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Lin Lane
Date: 7/20/2017 11:33:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed it, Klio. Thanks for visiting. Flossie was too tough to eat.
Date: 5/5/2017 12:31:00 PM
Awe I just saw this got POTD congrats!!!!
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Date: 5/16/2017 3:52:00 PM
Merci beaucoup, Arthur.
Date: 5/5/2017 11:45:00 AM
very nice. very funny. I can see a lot of people in the Limerick.
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Date: 5/16/2017 3:51:00 PM
Thanks, Arnie.
Date: 5/5/2017 1:22:00 AM
What a fable...I like the human element. Great work. Have you been to Limerick? Many wishes, Kai
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Date: 5/16/2017 3:52:00 PM
It's all about a human, or is it really a cow? haha Thanks, Kai.
Date: 5/5/2017 1:19:00 AM
I love the 'unbridling their asses. Very well put, Kai
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Date: 5/4/2017 11:35:00 PM
Hilarious limerick! Thanks for the giggle and congratulations on receiving POTD. :)
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Lin Lane
Date: 5/5/2017 7:20:00 AM
Thanks, Carol.
Date: 5/4/2017 7:25:00 PM
A perfect seven....
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Lin Lane
Date: 5/4/2017 11:24:00 PM
Thanks!
Date: 5/4/2017 7:23:00 PM
Such a humorous poem..... congrats on being chosen
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Lin Lane
Date: 5/4/2017 11:24:00 PM
Thank you, Bernard.
Date: 5/4/2017 6:31:00 PM
Delightful read
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Date: 5/4/2017 11:24:00 PM
Thank you, Karen.
Date: 5/4/2017 6:30:00 PM
I love humor and making people laugh so this poem was a hit with me, well deserved POTD.
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Date: 5/4/2017 11:19:00 PM
Thanks so much, Cecilia.
Date: 5/4/2017 3:21:00 PM
This poem gave me a warm, sunshine smile on a rainy day here in Michigan. Bravo for POTD. A cool and clever limerick. Many blessings of love to you.
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Date: 5/4/2017 11:19:00 PM
Hello to you, and I hope you're well. Thanks so much for commenting.
Date: 5/4/2017 3:06:00 PM
Lin Lane, your poem is cute it made me smile. A 7
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Date: 5/4/2017 3:20:00 PM
Thanks ever so much, Darlene.
Date: 5/4/2017 1:07:00 PM
Congrats on POTD Lin ! This is cute and humorous. Nicely done :)
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Date: 5/4/2017 3:20:00 PM
Thanks very much, Lenna.
Date: 5/4/2017 10:25:00 AM
What a great poem Lin. you had me laughing the whole way through. wonderfully done,great humor thank you for sharing. Congrats! on poem of the day
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Date: 5/4/2017 11:39:00 AM
Thank you for enjoying the limericks. It was my pleasure to tell on Flossy.
Date: 5/4/2017 9:44:00 AM
Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm with Jan. Into my favs. A great example of what a limerick should be. This string of limericks does not fail to satisfy. Lots Of Love, armand.
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Date: 5/4/2017 11:38:00 AM
Merci, Armand. I'm happy that you like them.
Date: 5/4/2017 9:11:00 AM
Congrats on Poem of the Day, Lin! Such a fun string of Limericks! Hugs, Sandra
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Date: 5/4/2017 11:35:00 AM
Thank you very much, Sandra. Hugs back.
Date: 5/4/2017 8:07:00 AM
Lol... What a funny read to begin my day. Congratulation Lin, on this entertaining well deserve potd :)
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Date: 5/4/2017 11:36:00 AM
Thank you very much, Akkina.
Date: 5/4/2017 7:57:00 AM
Grats Lin
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Date: 5/4/2017 11:34:00 AM
Thanks so much, Tim.
Date: 5/4/2017 7:11:00 AM
Congrats!!! Lin...all the best to you...^WW^
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Lin Lane
Date: 5/4/2017 11:33:00 AM
Thanks very much, ^WW^
Date: 5/4/2017 7:11:00 AM
Great Limericks Lin. So happy to see this honored with POTD! Congratulations my friend! 7 ; )
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Date: 5/4/2017 11:37:00 AM
Thanks, Connie. It was such fun to write.
Date: 5/4/2017 6:31:00 AM
Back to congratulate you for POTD honors....
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Date: 5/4/2017 7:02:00 AM
Thank you so much, dear Charlie.
Date: 5/4/2017 6:30:00 AM
Fun limericks - congrats on POTD.
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Date: 5/4/2017 7:01:00 AM
Thank you very much Agnes, and for your great blog comments, as well... wink.
Date: 5/4/2017 6:00:00 AM
I think I know that cow! Lol, fun write, congrats on potd Lin!
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Date: 5/4/2017 7:00:00 AM
Everyone knows about Flossy. She's very stubborn. Thanks for the acknowledgement, Maureen.
Date: 5/4/2017 5:18:00 AM
A bovine with attitude!...Congrats on POTD Lin
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Date: 5/4/2017 5:26:00 AM
Oh yes...Flossy is a beast in many ways. Thanks, Joseph.
Date: 5/2/2017 7:02:00 PM
bahahaha....awesome Lin
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Date: 5/4/2017 5:24:00 AM
Thanks very much, Tim.
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