Have You Ever Bitten Into a Steak That Mooed

Have you ever bitten into a steak that mooed? Maybe because it has not yet been chewed? Did it have a brand? Had it been ranch-tattooed? Was it still bleeding? Did eating it seem lewd? Did you envision it as a calf that once cooed? I apologize if that sounded a little bit rude. A calf whose little hoof was once super glued? Have you ever bitten into a raw steak that mooed?