Caren Krutsinger Poet Monorhyme

Have You Ever Bitten Into a Steak That Mooed

Have you ever bitten into a steak that mooed?
Maybe because it has not yet been chewed?
Did it have a brand? Had it been ranch-tattooed?
Was it still bleeding? Did eating it seem lewd?

Did you envision it as a calf that once cooed?
I apologize if that sounded a little bit rude. 
A calf whose little hoof was once super glued? 
Have you ever bitten into a raw steak that mooed?

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Gershon Wolf August 20, 2020 at 6:40 PM You have just penned a great piece of poetic advertising for the American Association of Vegans. lol. (I'll take 1% of your cut for the suggestion. lol again). Thanks, Caren. :) Gershon Caren Krutsinger August 21, 2020 at 4:55 PM I was eating a luxuriously large piece of a T-bone when this hopped into my imagination.