Meanies Poems - Poems about Meanies

Dumb and Dumber and Gullible

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Dumb and Dumber and Gullible

Easy to spot
old men in Red hats
MAGA meanies
cranky and angry
that the world has matured
and they sit in their rot
lie and lie and smear the truth
v...

THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD Part 1, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

...THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD


Who defied science?
The Woman Who Could Eat Wood had. 
How and why at first no doctor could say
to her mom and dad. 

Years later the doctors had discovered tha...

Where Art Thou Anonymous Benefactor To Offer Me Succor

...Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor?

Ah... methinks legal tender 
could be a boon to help me bolster 
mein kampf with necessary material equipage,
which prospect to acquire...

Moments

...Moments 
By Michelle Morris
13/04/2021 

It's in the lonely moments that a single parent has alone in the dark at night, 
After another long day of making it through this challenging life; 
Of ...

Tribute To Sheila

...Sheila was blowsy, frowsy, frumpish, dowdy.
matching her unkempt messy, sloppy abode.
gone to seed, meanies said in a nasty way.
we kids saw through Sheila’s shabby drabness.
she was entertaining...

Masquerading Ms

...Mysterious Mumbo micron meanders most monochrome mornings
Merry Mickey monster makes mentionable mackerel marmalade
Michigans maleficent mayor maimed Mrs.Maryjane May Marlow
Mumbling meager monarc...

Just Leave the Sixties Behind - For Once and For All

...Shout it out loud
      I'm black and I'm proud
    I use Afro-Sheen
      to keep my hair clean...

    Thirty years old, YOU're over the hill
      I know, I'M enlightened
    I drop acid an...

Bullies Were Terrified of His Confidence

...The bullies tossed A into a corner and she shriveled up and died.
B came along and they tried to do the same thing to her.
She rolled into A and said “Let’s get out of here!”
A was shocked, for sh...

I Will Not Follow the Follower Bees

...We are all following the crowd today.
We are looting and burning and shouting hooray!
It is fun to be in this group, they have painted me gray.
I am a mascot, and some want to hear what I have to ...

Happy Little Clouds

...The happy little clouds have gone away
The blue meanies are here to stay
Baked in the cake is a message of doubt
There’s no way in and no way out
Trying to hold onto what we’ve got
It’s not gran...

Where Art Thou Anonymous Benefactor To Offer Me Succor

...Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor?

Castaway stranded on figurative 
deserted island pitted with absolute 
zero salvation, sole recourse 
finds scant consolation with pray...

The Tinker Contest

...It’s the beginning of best tinker week! Get up! Let’s go! Wake up! Come on!
The rest of the family has already gone!
I jump out of bed, excited of course, who will be the fastest? The best at the f...

Ballad of Jo and Her Faerie Man

...Many whimsical worlds ago,
In a matchbox by a tree,
A faerie captive lived, by name of Jo.
Her light was plain to see.

This good-hearted faerie lived with a bunch of elves.
That thought of no ...

Quirkiness of My Memory

...no (apparent) rhyme nor reason
(satisfactorily) explains academic
     disposition, ideally suited
     (swiftly tailor made,
     and harried styled)
     unflattering venomous wicked xhenemy
     (fill in choicest expletive) damn cruelest
     "meanies" always in season
winter, spring, summer, or autumn,

     psychological rabid
     bullying and teas'n,
which only exacerbated
     ma deathly coffin and wheeze'n.
Avenging beastly, e...

Rivers of Change

...What if we see
and then hear,
think
and then feel,
possibly even smell EarthHealth
not only as good-natured green and blue golden Globe
but also cooperatively enspirited
NurtureWomb of WaterFl...

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