Mac Poems - Poems about Mac

Landslide By Fleetwood Mac

I took my love, I took it down   Climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the*   snow covered hill
'Til the landslide brought me down    Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?
Can the child within my heart rise above?
Can I sail through the

Mac Cadillac

Yeah, I'm five lines out,
and ain't coming back.
Gonna ride on cloud,
in a Mac Cadillac.
Me and miss Jilly,
yeah, she's all that.
Riding on cloud nine
in a Mac Cadillac.

Goin to find Wilson,
wherever he's at.
He sang of Sally,
and her Mustang act
Wanna hear him again,
the Man kick's it back.
Gotta ride on cloud nine,
In a Mac Cadillac.

Have Mac - Will Travel

Have Mac - Will Travel!

I have iPhones slung low on each hip for fast draws.
Nope, you won’t see white gloves on this tenderfoot’s paws.
I post mostly rhymed poems, they’re metered, spit-shined
and can dazzle one’s boots off, leave critics consigned
to hawk snow cones to children at Sputnik’s State Fair
(if they keep up at all, still can

Got Me On the Edge-Known a Toby Mac Concert 2020

Got Me on the Edge known
It was the evening of March 5th on a Thursday pre evening I left my job and just approximately two blocks away at the Baxter Arena convention hall it was a concert to be witnessed TobyMac deep hits tour 2020
 Got Me on the Edge known
Upon arrival I was early.

Flo and Mac

Now 52, she was one of the first heroin addicts I had ever met.
Having been addicted for years, now death was her greatest threat.
Both her days and nights were spent turning tricks and getting high.
Having failed to be free many times, she decided to give it one last try.

She decided to check into Prevention House,

Big Mac Ugly Toot and Tim

Little ghosts were sitting on a limb.
They were named Big Mac, Ugly Toot and Tim.
One spit out a head.
It was my friend Ted.
Now I am truly terrified of them.

Ministry of Mac

MINISTRY OF MAC

‘twas asked
would you believe
just the other day,
for being a writer of verse
would I tell a story? 
my way,
about the ministry of Mac,
then on reflection
I stopped and paused
what is my ministry?
for over the length of my journey
I’ve loved,
I’ve debated,
and even hated too,
and had some wuzzy fuzzy feelings,
about a girl or three,
where for me
some days

Mitch Miller and Mac Davis Please

Give me Mitch Miller and Mac Davis Songs Please
Disney songs and Christmas songs
Elvis and Johnny Cash
Liza with a Z
Barbra Streisand
Cher
I like these songs

Mac Davis could make any song into a masterpiece
in a matter of seconds, and they were clean.
Sing along with Mitch got us in the true singing mood.

I do not understand the lyrics of

My Cousins Mac and Jack

They were higher than kites that day.
Was it hard drugs or was it booze?
I stayed away for I had fear.
And I hope that this was okay.
In my mind one was rather dear.
No I am not trying to schmooze.
That attitude you’d better lose.
They stayed together Mac and Jack.
Making comments and laughing hard.
Made fun of the family

Pootie Mac

Pootie Mac

Little fella got a big gas tank

If Pootie roll on by,
and you down low try 
to pump a fake cry
Mac gonna give a mean honk

A huge sphincter toot,
that’s gut fuel premium rank
Guaranteed to stop all the traffic noise
of rumor-for-hire boys

So if you get kicked to the curb,
and wanna know why ...
Mr. Mac will moon

Mac and Cheese In a Broccoli Wood

I have a craving for cheese
Milky smooth and oozy;
Hot and melty, buttery
Cheese sauce smothering
My broccoli wood
It’s cheesy 
Joy.

Old Timmy Mac

Running forward,
Looking back,
I feel eyes upon me,
I look around but cannot see.

What is hiding in the shadow?
Who is after me, I don’t know?
I can feel the evil in the air,
I can feel the stare.

It doesn’t matter which way I go,
Closing in on me I know,
I cannot escape,
My terrible fate.

They’ll find my bones in the spring,
And

Mac and Cheese

MAC AND CHEESE

Macaroni is Italian
And pasta is another name
With flavor garnished with a sauce
A dish that we can all acclaim
Cheese is kin to everything
As olives, bread and tasty wine
Even blue cheese tows the line
But if you can , I beg you , please
Do not serve me mac and cheese
Quasi Velveeta and processed as well
Butter, milk

Big Mac and the Gang

BIG MAC AND THE GANG

Big Mac with Chocolate Shake and fries, a gang
that will cause your demise, until then it lies,

as you chomp, gulp, and salt..salt...salt,
its guilty pleasures, satisfying fullness.

At 55 you carry cheesy buns on your waist and
that throbbing pain in your chest, ain’t no sweetheart.

10/8/2017

Big Mac Big Smack

Big Mac, Big Smack... what's all the damn fuss
At home much cheaper, but still yummy stuff
Easy, no problem
Get bigger bottoms
We're not so anxious to walk around in the buff

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