My Cousins Mac and Jack

They were higher than kites that day. Was it hard drugs or was it booze? I stayed away for I had fear. And I hope that this was okay. In my mind one was rather dear. No I am not trying to schmooze. That attitude you’d better lose. They stayed together Mac and Jack. Making comments and laughing hard. Made fun of the family bard. So I would never help them now. For cousins they are not a wow. Left them at that picnic table. Underneath that giant cable. Last time I saw cousins of mine They were trying to make beer fine. They’d built themselves a little still. Mac Cuz was in his underwear. They drank until they’d had their fill. So have you seen this crazy pair?