Loos Poems - Poems about Loos

... I bought Trumps book of poems, yes it's true And I really think you should get one too Because you just don't know When tissue stocks get low So, keep a copy of it in your loo... ......

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... BE NICE AT HALLOWEEN Trick or treaters were having a good time Grumpy Joe said you aren't getting a dime He swore then he went inside Kids were upset and some cried So, on......

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...Mr. Loo’s wife played pitcher on the junior league Her tireless volunteering was impressive indeed. She helped the customers who were in dire need. Her shirt today features the “gal who was never ......

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...Fantasy 2-22-24 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Parade At midnight dawn my mind escapes parting the stars Making my way to a summerland torchlight parade Where grand marshal......

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...the loos crystal clean but where the Cabinet meets stench of corruption ------------------------------......

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...My neighbour, Mellifluous Myrtle Her urine she’d stir with a spurtle She’d give me a wink Then down it as drink She’s loopier than the mock turtle! One Sunday we’d watched the Gran......

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...No water The land is thirsty in Portugal. Dams are like wadies despair and dust not yet noticed by city dwellers. Flush their loos with enthusiasm buy potable water At the supermarket Mor......

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...She had a big issue with public toilets All those dirty horrible germs She would do her best to try and hold on Until her home….she did return! Her sister came to visit her When she resided i......

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...[Inspired - with much gratitude - by Jan’s poem There’s No Knocking On Heaven’s Loo Door and Caren and Tom’s comments on it] *** The toilets in heaven are cold on yo......

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...Heavenly Flushes It makes one wonder if the angels blush When heavenly loos need a stately flush When it pees with rain do they feel exposed Are toilets in heaven ......

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...I was playing 'hide and seek' with the youngsters, For they needed much to do... There was Jasmine, Amerish, Harry, Noah And couple of others too. Amerish couldn't find Jasmine. She said, "She......

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...Slaughter amongst the slag heaps Bodies bowed over barb wire Screeching, screaming artillery arching above soon to descend amputating limbs shattering skulls blood and brains splattering stai......

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...I have been incredibly unwelcomed at my new position. As a guidance counselor at a grade school one day a week. This was told to me yesterday by the other counselor… You have bus duty first thing ......

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...Model Town had a cinema a long, long time ago It used to cost us ten rupees to see a picture show. Cowboy films and comedies, cartoons and pathe news And intervals in between for us to visit the......

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...3 - e - w : 3 echoes each - every washroom three e wishes three easily earned early wishes three e's-illy urned earl lee wishes three silly urned earl lee wish-es threes a'lee-urned ear......

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