Loos Poems - Poems about Loos

...Fantasy 2-22-24 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Parade At midnight dawn my mind escapes parting the stars Making my way to a summerland torchlight parade Where grand marshal......Read the rest...

...the loos crystal clean but where the Cabinet meets stench of corruption ------------------------------......Read the rest...

...My neighbour, Mellifluous Myrtle Her urine she’d stir with a spurtle She’d give me a wink Then down it as drink She’s loopier than the mock turtle! One Sunday we’d watched the Gran......Read the rest...

...No water The land is thirsty in Portugal. Dams are like wadies despair and dust not yet noticed by city dwellers. Flush their loos with enthusiasm buy potable water At the supermarket Mor......Read the rest...

...She had a big issue with public toilets All those dirty horrible germs She would do her best to try and hold on Until her home….she did return! Her sister came to visit her When she resided i......Read the rest...

...[Inspired - with much gratitude - by Jan’s poem There’s No Knocking On Heaven’s Loo Door and Caren and Tom’s comments on it] *** The toilets in heaven are cold on yo......Read the rest...

...Heavenly Flushes It makes one wonder if the angels blush When heavenly loos need a stately flush When it pees with rain do they feel exposed Are toilets in heaven ......Read the rest...

...I was playing 'hide and seek' with the youngsters, For they needed much to do... There was Jasmine, Amerish, Harry, Noah And couple of others too. Amerish couldn't find Jasmine. She said, "She......Read the rest...

...Slaughter amongst the slag heaps Bodies bowed over barb wire Screeching, screaming artillery arching above soon to descend amputating limbs shattering skulls blood and brains splattering stai......Read the rest...

...I have been incredibly unwelcomed at my new position. As a guidance counselor at a grade school one day a week. This was told to me yesterday by the other counselor… You have bus duty first thing ......Read the rest...

...Model Town had a cinema a long, long time ago It used to cost us ten rupees to see a picture show. Cowboy films and comedies, cartoons and pathe news And intervals in between for us to visit the......Read the rest...

...3 - e - w : 3 echoes each - every washroom three e wishes three easily earned early wishes three e's-illy urned earl lee wishes three silly urned earl lee wish-es threes a'lee-urned ear......Read the rest...

...Single sexy stuttering simple sue, Loved lean laughing lisping Lou, She spoke softly slow sentences, Lou lisped loud without pretences! Often were out on romantic dates, By heart and mind such......Read the rest...

...The lockdown is over, all finished and so the unfinished jobs should be done, indoors painting ceilings, outdoors borders weeding, and everything under the sun. A toilet not flushing, a pipe outs......Read the rest...

...In the good old days, Backyard loos were the way, The old blip carter appears, From a dim and distant year, Had the blip can on his back, Strode off down nostalgia's track!......Read the rest...