Long Stinks Poems
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Limericks
Limericks
by Michael R. Burch
Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again, gentle bride?"
"Nevermore!" bright-eyed Raven replied.
The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus,...
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Categories:
stinks, giggle, light, nonsense, parody, silly, smile, word
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Vii - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd
There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:
There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...
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Categories:
stinks, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, satire, sexy, smile,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Iii - Grab Bag
Limericks III - Grab Bag
Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars:
Of Tetley’s and V-2's
(or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits")
by Michael R. Burch
The English are very...
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Categories:
stinks, humor, humorous, light, nonsense, silly, war, writing,
Form:
Limerick
Longing For the Stars
My mind is always a million miles away
I long for a better time...I long for a better day
There’s nothing in this life that turns me on
If it weren’t for Mondo, I’d pass and be gone
I...
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Categories:
stinks, beautiful, conflict, confusion, death,
Form:
I do not know?
Randomlings 1-34
Randomling 1: Matthew Macfadyen
I believe I'm in love with Matthew Macfadyen
He inspires in me a terribly bad yen
But as poetry goes
His name 'spires woes
Cause nothing rhymes with "Macfadyen”.
Randomling 2: Birthday Wishes
For my birthday,...
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Categories:
stinks, cat, deep, depression, dog, emotions, funny, love,
Form:
Verse
Chapter 1: Betrayal Stinks - a Poetic Journey
Give me a pleasant,
Elevating and
Elegant embrace
Times like these are Grim
Believe in Him
Don’t give up on them –
The people you hang out with
So much fun, I can clearly see actually,
Time and time...
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Categories:
stinks, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
Limerick Collaboration-Join In-New Additions
If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me.
Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Your...
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Categories:
stinks, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Iv - Donald Trump
Limericks IV - Donald Trump
The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back there!
The whole nation laughed
At the state of his graft;
Now the...
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Categories:
stinks, america, humor, humorous, leadership, light, nonsense, political,
Form:
Limerick
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest Additions
Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today
It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed your own butt
It stinks so keep it shut
Pessimism must...
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Categories:
stinks, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Lay of the Best Man - Part 1
The Lay of The Best Man - Part One
I’ve seen men ‘good’, and surely, I’ve seen men ‘bad’
So jealous and so envious, I’ve seen men ….sad
Twisted, fuming with anger, and consumed with rage
Callous and cruel...
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Categories:
stinks, humanity, men,
Form:
Lay
Suffolk Day
Suffolk day Wednesday 21st of June 2017
By Stanley Russell Harris
The new mad author
& A Poetry Soup honourably mentioned poet
There is going to be a Suffolk Day, I heard the news I did today!
On BBC radio...
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Categories:
stinks, celebration, encouraging, fun, happiness, inspirational, pollution, satire,
Form:
I do not know?
Hit the Brakes
Parts 2 and possibly 3 will come out tomorrow or this week... enjoy!! The other verse will be called Caught off Guard and the third - I have no clue yet! Enjoy reading this incomplete...
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Categories:
stinks, adventure, angst, betrayal, confusion, courage, emotions, hope,
Form:
Free verse
A Song That Almost Was Not
In California, in the year nineteen thirty-nine,
at Culver City, a movie studio was fine.
Metro Goldwyn Mayer was the largest company.
They produced the best motion pictures people could see.
Early in the year, they would make a...
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Categories:
stinks, film, history, music,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
stinks, faith, hope, light, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
Going For a Walk
One bright sunny day, Mrs. Puddles Wuggles took her eight kittens for a walk in
the garden and beyond. The kittens were named; Glimmer and Tywinkle, Itsy and
Bitsy, Topsy and Turvey, and...
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Categories:
stinks,
Form:
Prose
Inside a '72 Econoline
Inside A ‘72 Econoline
This old green van has a musty smell to it,
Like a pair of sweaty rancid socks
Mixed with half-empty beer cans.
It’s a banged up thing, this ’72 Econoline.
Scratches and mysterious dents
Cover its...
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Categories:
stinks, desire, girlfriend,
Form:
Free verse
Dabble Dactyls
I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes horses midstream. Anyone who prefers order to chaos should give...
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Categories:
stinks, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, joy, light, nonsense,
Form:
Double Dactyl
Double Limericks
The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?
The platypus, though, is eager
although his means are meager.
His sight is poor;
perhaps he’ll score
with a...
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Categories:
stinks, cheer up, fun, funny, funny love, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
Of course Fairy Tales can come true Daws
Have I done something wrong..8 long years..regretted being forsaken not feted..more pong than gong it appears
Charismatic Selectors mistaken..phlegmatic..enigmatic or erratic
Dramatic not pragmatic nor didactic tactic
Despite the fans throng that he does belong
After an en song...
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Categories:
stinks, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Caught'Em In the Rye
Could I entertain your intellectual osseous matter ...
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Categories:
stinks, allegoryhumorous, words, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Souper Nova
Now listen,
you called me a Souper nova missing the pun,
being clever with words ain’t for everyone,
you comment mindless and tough
I laugh cus you're a spineless pup
do you ever think.. umm..
no you...
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Categories:
stinks, slam,
Form:
Rhyme
256
First off, there's no place like that 256!
We are a base of divergent cultures
with a space enough for each to partake and taste of the mix.
Mehn there's no place like the 256...
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Categories:
stinks, corruption, hip hop, history, home, political,
Form:
Rhyme
You could've have known!
Your voice shrills like a whistle through my ears.
I twitch shocked together.
Why is it always something new for me when you always do it when I confront you?
,,You know nothing! Ofcourse because you don't care!",...
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Categories:
stinks, 8th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Just a Barmaid
"come on, get your coat off, its bloody ten too"
not even eleven and there forming a que
"just a barmaid" thats what they say
service with a smile, expected all day
we are more than just pint pourers...
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Categories:
stinks, drink, fun, funny, humorous,
Form:
ABC
Cat the Dog
Cat is a good old dog
But sometimes he cases my hogs
Cat has been around for a long time
I miss the days when he was in his prime
He used to kill squirels and sometimes my cats
But...
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Categories:
stinks, bridal shower, death, dog, humor, humorous,
Form:
Free verse