Of course Fairy Tales can come true Daws

Have I done something wrong..8 long years..regretted being forsaken not feted..more pong than gong it appears Charismatic Selectors mistaken..phlegmatic..enigmatic or erratic Dramatic not pragmatic nor didactic tactic Despite the fans throng that he does belong After an en song bounty..one of the best county careers Applaud PCA top award for 2024..for the way you play..stack of wickets taken and runs scored Cheers from your peers and media Bashir sneers and jeers as runs did leak Applause for Daws who did speak.. does seek to have another go at his peak..get a crack..give it a tweak on the track But it did reek like Dawson's creek..thankfully his Test comeback finally draws near this week Glad to see them abscond.. as not too fond of their.. ignore someone banging down the door approach Which is not beyond reproach..particularly as our spin coach..Jeetan Patel.. knows full well From his own hell..can be a hard sell…gagging for but not bagging another spell As his Kiwi place fell to the story and glory of canny.. Danny Vettori Jeetan beaten ..cast asunder..did ponder..had to up sticks..succumb Rule of thumb...take his tricks from down under..go ho hum And just strum & plunder..beat a new drum in Brum Become one of Warwickshire’s wonder picks So from 6 foot 3 and lanky..let's hand Siraj a hanky.. to 5 foot 8 and swanky Liam or Lemmy…it must be said a real live wire trier and majestic domestic highflier If not quite as mad for it.. as his namesake from Motorhead For county fans a top shout..we should tout not flout…be in our plans 35 knows what he’s all about and his game inside out Top draw orthodox South paw spinner and proven match winner Dawson’s blade has many first class tons made…so willow will wield Pearler twirlers will yield…and boy can Liam field The cherry maybe not ragging but will without fail strengthen the now tiny shiny tail and stop it wagging So who knew..phew..fairy tales do sometimes actually factually come true Well it has been pants .. despite the fans bants..the rants from Hants Liam saying what he thinks..it stinks...too old to be told you're carrying the drinks But back in the fold..be bold go for gold then the 3 wise men Baz Bob and Ben in their men zen den.. might be sold Won't dispute..no substitute for experience..so from sinner treated like a dogs dinner To a vital cog…showing perhaps in the toughest scraps…that it can chaps Be a winner for a spinner brought in from the cold to be old again