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Premium Member The Paratotallynormal
The problem with trying to prove clairaudience, clairsentince, out-of-body, and Near Death Experiences to a Mudblood is not as simple
as it could have been.
Is it because Para-science is totally unsubstantiated?
Not in MY family.
Scientifically un-sound?
Sure, by...

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Categories: sneer, adventure, cute, emotions, encouraging, fantasy, feelings, spiritual,
Form: Free verse



There Was An Old Lady Who Lived In a Hut
I heard a story being told by a traveling man. He told of a story that was passed down from father to son for generations This story journeyed from country to country and was translated...

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Categories: sneer, appreciation, friendship, society, symbolism, tribute, visionary, woman,
Form: Metrical Tale
Premium Member Just -- Trust Me - 2nd Half Text Plus Full Audio
Here's the deal, folks...
   This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 2 parts. 
 ...

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Categories: sneer, hyperbole,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Heavens's Poker Game
In the beginning after God had finished creating this land.    
Satan boldly challenged the heavens for the absolute control of man.
Gods’ architectural blueprint stretched for ages across the sky 
He watered the...

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Categories: sneer, bible, christian, conflict, emotions, encouraging, god, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Male Menopause - Please Feel Free To Join In the Collaboration
Ted’s libido has now gone astray
He refused a quick roll in the hay
So what could be the cause -   
It’s the male menopause   
He’s been grumpy and snappy all day!
 
His...

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Categories: sneer, age, body, humorous, men,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member My Dear On the Ridge
There was a dear who had a ridge that she perched from
It was where she felt welcome 
Below there was a road 
Where cars must go. 

They would be driving in singles and pairs 
Going...

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Categories: sneer, animal, autumn, car, death, desire, farm, gothic,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member That Is Your Job
That is your job, the mama tells us at school.
We feed her child breakfast, lunch, and an after school snack free of charge.
We give her child a safe place to be, while she has seven...

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Categories: sneer, children, mother, mother daughter, mother son, philosophy,
Form: Prose
Parasite
I
The beggar outside the supermarket
You swore was picked up later
In a flashy car
Sat there in the sun for 8 hours
While you pissed & moaned
All the way home
To your bookless
Mausoleum 
With a chlorinated pool
Where one day...

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Categories: sneer, political,
Form: I do not know?
Woman of the Wasteland Ii of Iii
There he sits that monstrous hypocrite. There he dwells as I wash these dishes, his dishes. There he slouches, watching his games, his news, his crap. I try and think to dream past my own...

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Categories: sneer, absence, abuse, allegory, allusion, america, analogy, anger,
Form: Free verse
An Involuntary Shudder
VII.

An involuntary shudder as I watch her 
Spread                           ...

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Categories: sneer, myth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Winter of Your Heart
“Winter of your heart”.

     The snows of Winter in your heart.
     confusion and illusions in my head.
     Share our life together. 
 ...

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Categories: sneer, feelings, girlfriend,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Night Before New Year's
'Twas the night before the New Year. Gawd! All the beer had gone dry
Not a house or a tavern could renew our supply.
Was I too drunk to recall if what followed was fact?
While we drunks...

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Categories: sneer, drink, humor, new year,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Time To Choose - Time To Change
Time to choose? Time to change?

When I feel Love 
It feels like I am falling into a deep blue lake
Of a baby’s eyes.

When I hate,
Darkness consumes me like smoke,
Smothering light and extinguishing all hope.
Knots in...

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Categories: sneer, conflict, emotions, humanity, i am, love, visionary,
Form: Free verse
The Voiceless
THE VOICELESS.


Under the oak tree we lay awake waiting for the coming messiah

Waiting for the good time of his government

We are tormented and suppressed all day long with no cause.

And our body bore our pains

Men...

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Categories: sneer, depression,
Form: Prose Poetry
Stranger Things
From strange elixir of mind 
a form walks in forming strange lines, 
in a poem of a chant of a spell, 
encantrain echoes it's well.
Where roses bloom, 
dead and spirits recite their bleed 
of encantation-...

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Categories: sneer, art,
Form: Lyric
A Visit From Our Snobbish Relatives
The lunch dishes were still in the sink
We were having cans of beer to drink

Then came the sound we did abhor
The opening of an automobile door

“Just peek and see who’s out there.
For any visitors, I...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sneer, humor,
Form: Rhyme
He Died With A Smile, Part IV
He saw a girl wearing only one shoe,
and drew the other one from his pocket,
tied it on her foot, and said to the girl,
“You have to run now, please, go on and get!”

She bolted off...

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Categories: sneer, abuse, anger, children, dark, death, evil, sad,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Premium Member On Searching For a Vocation In the Universe
Nothing is devised or divined in the Universe to forever be.
Nothing is held always in truth; nor ever wholly wrong.
So look to those who find in life, wonder, beauty, and song.

Foolish Men:
There's always room for...

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Categories: sneer, conflict, men, music, power, universe, wisdom, world,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Girl From Coochie Road
Note: Coochie Road is a real place.

                  "The Girl From Coochie Road"

     Under a...

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Categories: sneer, women,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Who Are We At Our Core
An evanescent bouquet of skewed briars,
is how a tinsel laden tawdry essence wickedly unfolds,
scuppered signpost to a fetid human compost,
faint light pendant on soul crushed quantum migrant,
who might chortle at vivid veil flimsy vacuum,
skirt recklessly...

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Categories: sneer, art, beautiful, beauty, care, character, courage, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Richard V.S. Chris
Richard V.S. Chris (Part 1) 

Prologue: Tears falling down his face, Richard hurries down the busy street trying to seek 
refuge and the mellow mood sanctuary of his bedroom. Opening the front door as quietly...

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Categories: sneer, brothercare, me, care, me,
Form: Narrative
The One Who Had Potential, Part Iv
IV.
Of curse trying to raise a person right
is much more than a matter of finding work,
Miles didn’t think himself a great person,
so he started bringing them all to church.

He figured Whitney would need real wisdom,
that...

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Categories: sneer, brother, change, depression, life, sister, work, youth,
Form: Narrative
Eclipse 2
Mother's womb panged to be delivered.
A rift awakened, once asleep in roost,
but 4alarm crowing on steeples of burning roofs,
the foundations gone missing, on sabbatical 
crowning of burning man both in and not in the news.

...

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Categories: sneer, absence, crazy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Out of the Same Mouth
I wonder what would Jesus say
If He were to walk into the fray
Would He point and accuse
The volatile atmosphere confuse
Would he spend time to malign
Place on forheads, the devil’s sign
Would He just point and then...

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Categories: sneer, how i feel, introspection, jesus, judgement,
Form: Couplet
Prey In a Cage
I behold the rose in bloom, and I cry,
I weep and I wail, then I sigh.
As the night draws in, my painful thoughts begin to wake, 
I retreat into my mind and with fear I...

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Categories: sneer, abuse, betrayal, body, dark, emo, feelings, hate,
Form: Ballad

Book: Shattered Sighs